|
Post by comahan on Jul 15, 2012 17:09:39 GMT -5
Nakajima, Vengeance, Nemeth, basically anyone who isnt a big name
|
|
|
Post by Brain Of J on Jul 15, 2012 20:55:40 GMT -5
Nakajima, Vengeance, Nemeth, basically anyone who isnt a big name Agreed. Anybody who isn't somebody we know by name, it would be nice to have some backstory. Jed Shaffer ~Now, go read my new show!
|
|
Dan O'Mac
Trying Out for Tough Enough
Don't Open the Box...
Posts: 149
|
Post by Dan O'Mac on Jul 16, 2012 0:21:39 GMT -5
ACW Live! 9/10/2013
Vince McMahon: Welcome everyone to ACW Live! Tonight, we’ve got 3 Anarchy Cup Qualifiers set to come your way, featuring Shiima Xion, Mark Briscoe, Murdoch O’Halloran, JT Talent, Adam Cole, and another of the new hires for the company.
Truth Martini: And Bryan Danielson has been given the opportunity to beat up the epitome of geekiness, Davey Richards.
Vince McMahon: And in tag team action, we get the Order of the Burn facing off with the Rock Idols. But it appears we’re starting with one of the Anarchy Cup Qualifiers, so we’re off to the ring.
-Segment 1- Anarchy Cup Qualifier: Shiima Xion vs. JT Talent JT comes out, his stoic, mostly bland, demeanor in place, as usual. He climbs into the ring, and acts pretty generic, as he has done since his tag partner, Seth Delay left the company. On the flip side, Shiima comes out like he’s in the middle of a rave, decked out in glow sticks and dancing to the ring. Once in the ring, it looks a lot like Shiima is doing Capoeira, though he’s not. He’s just dancing and beating the crap out of JT Talent. Talent mounts a small comeback, but gets absolutely crushed with a From Lust to Dust in the end. Shiima celebrates afterwards as he is advancing. WINNER: Shiima Xion (pinfall following From Lust to Dust) OVERALL: 64% CROWD: 64% MATCH: 65%
Vince McMahon: And Shiima Xion advances to face the winner of Tyler Veritas and… someone. Our final surprise entrant will be facing Tyler Veritas, winner will go one-on-one with Shiima Xion in the Quarterfinals.
Truth Martini: I hate Shiima Xion. “Filipino Flex Factory” is a horrible nickname.
Vince McMahon: You can’t deny his in-ring ability.
-Segment 2- Before they can continue bickering, Katsuhiko Nakajima’s music hits, and James Mitchell makes his way out, sans his client. Climbing into the ring, he is handed a microphone.
James Mitchell: Death. Destruction. Pain. Suffering. These are the things my Japanese Death Machine brings to any match. And Daniel Swagger learned this last week, as he couldn’t get the job done, and fell to Katsuhiko Nakajima.
Vince McMahon: Only because James Mitchell distracted him.
Truth Martini: Mitchell never touched him. It’s not Nakajima’s fault that Swagger can’t focus on his opponent.
James Mitchell: So Daniel, please come out here. We have a proposition for you.
“My Hero” by the Foo Fighters comes on, and Daniel Swagger makes his way out onto the ramp, brandishing his own microphone.
James Mitchell: Ah, Daniel. Thank you for joining me. I know you think, after the performance last week, that you can defeat my Japanese Death Machine. I am here to assure you that you are incorrect in those thoughts. No one has beaten him, no one will defeat him. Certainly not an Aussie afraid to get bloody like yourself. However… we’re willing to give you that chance to beat him. On our terms. Daniel Swagger, you want your shot at Katsuhiko Nakajima? You can have it in a hardcore match at the Anarchy Cup pay-per-view.
Daniel Swagger, without hesitating, responds.
Daniel Swagger: Done. I can, and I will, beat your client. He’s not invincible…
Swagger is cut off as Katsuhiko Nakajima attacks him from behind through the curtain. James Mitchell cackles into the microphone as Nakajima hits the Death Roll onto Swagger. He continues laying the boots to him, as James Mitchell walks up the ramp, and places the tip of his can at the base of Swagger’s throat.
James Mitchell: A bit of foreshadowing of what is to come at the Anarchy Cup for you.
Mitchell laughs again as the cameras fade and goes to commercial. OVERALL: 70% Katsuhiko Nakajima lost overness from this segment. Daniel Swagger lost overness from this segment
-Segment 3- Order of the Burn (Danny Havoc & Helios) vs. Rock Idols (Christopher Idol & Chrisjen Hayme)
The lower card tag teams on the roster have been going at each other lately, each trying to separate and earn a shot at the Tag Champions. Tonight, the Order of the Burn and Rock Idols go at it in a quick paced, back and forth match the culminates with Helios going to the top rope and hitting his 630 Splash on Christopher Idol to get the pin. Post-match, the team of 3.0 come out, as Shane Matthews and Jagged make their way out and get into the ring. The inevitable 6-man face off happens, and the brawl commences, no team able to get the upper hand, as a swarm of referees and officials come out to break it up. WINNER: Order of the Burn (Danny Havoc & Helios) by pinfall following a 630 Splash. OVERALL: 69% CROWD: 55% MATCH: 83%
-Segment 4- The scene cuts backstage with Steve Austin sitting at his desk drinking a beer. There is a knock on the door, and before Austin can say anything, Jimmy Jacobs and the rest of the Age of the Fall come into the office.
Jimmy Jacobs: All right, has been, you wanted to speak to me?
Steve Austin: Damn right I did, son. I just figgered since you like to think you have a say in things that you’ll be wrestling tonight.
Jimmy Jacobs: Thanks much, has-been.
Steve Austin: You’ll be facing Sheamus in the main event tonight. And if any of these jackasses you run around with get involved, you will be stripped of your title. Got it?
Jimmy Jacobs: I see you’re attempting to wield the power you think you have. That’s cute.
Steve Austin: I’m making this really simple for you, Jimmy. Follow these very simple rules, and we won’t have any problems.
Jimmy Jacobs: White trash, this is Anarchy Championship Wrestling. And anarchy requires that there be no rules. We’ll do what we want, when we want.
The Age of the Fall turns at this point and walks off, with Jimmy set to face Sheamus in the main event tonight. OVERALL: 90%
-Segment 5- Anarchy Cup Qualifier: Murdoch O’Halloran vs. Adam Cole w/ Spiffy Sean Stylez Cole is out first, accompanied by his manager, Spiffy Sean Stylez. The former tag champion is getting his first singles match with the company, in one of the biggest events of the year. The tag specialist gets a moderate response. The crowd quickly turns to boos though as “Whiskey in the Jar” by Metallica hits, and Murdoch O’Halloran makes his way out, brandishing his trademark crowbar and bottle of Jameson. And Murdoch does what he does best, and brawls, annihilating Cole quickly and efficiently. Sean Stylez though causes enough of a distraction to allow Cole to get some attacks in. But when Cole springboards off the middle rope, he is caught with a big boot to the chest. Murdoch then puts in his Irish Cloverleaf submission and gets Cole to tap out. Murdoch collects his crowbar and Jameson, and taking a long drink, walks off, not looking back at Cole. WINNER: Murdoch O’Halloran via submission with the Irish Cloverleaf OVERALL: 71% CROWD: 68% MATCH: 75%
Vince McMahon: And Murdoch O’Halloran punches his ticket to the second round, where he’ll meet Davey Richards.
Truth Martini: And Davey stands no chance. What I can’t wait for is tomorrow, when my pick to win, Kenny King, faces Adam Cole’s tag partner, Kyle O’Reilly.
Vince McMahon: And we have a huge main event tonight, as Jimmy Jacobs will be facing Sheamus. And if the Age of the Fall interfere, Jimmy will be stripped of the World Title!
Truth Martini: Steve Austin is doing nothing more than bullying Jimmy Jacobs. Jimmy earned that title, and this is disrespectful!
Vince McMahon: Are you saying that the Age of the Fall don’t need to be put in their places?
Truth Martini: They hold every title. Austin should be bending over backwards to please them!
Vince McMahon: Let’s head to the ring for the next match.
-Segment 6- “Sleeping All December” hits, and Mark and Jay Briscoe come out for Mark’s Anarchy Cup Qualifier. Before they can get to the ring, the Switchblade Conspiracy come out and attack them both with ladders, leaving both men bleeding, neither Briscoe getting a retaliatory strike in, before Sami Callihan and Jon Moxley roll Mark into the ring and leave, Callihan shouting that they’re on for Anarchy Cup. OVERALL: 65% Jay Briscoe lost overness from this segment. Sami Callihan lost overness from this segment.
-Segment 7- Anarchy Cup Qualifier: Mark Briscoe w/ Jay Briscoe vs. ?? As Mark Briscoe slowly pulls himself to his feet, new music hits, signaling the debut of his opponent. Striding out from the back with a shit-eating grin on his face is Kazarian! Kazarian makes his way to the ring and climbs in. The ref looks at the crimson-masked Mark Briscoe, and asks if he’s okay.
Mark Briscoe: I ain’t even bleeding!
The referee shrugs and calls for the bell. And this one lasts virtually no time, as Kazarian dominates, putting Mark away quickly with the Wave of the Future. Kazarian leaves to the back, smirking as we go to commercial. WINNER: Kazarian via pinfall following Wave of the Future OVERALL: 79% CROWD: 70% MATCH: 88%
-Segment 8- Davey Richards vs. Bryan Danielson Vince McMahon: And we’re set for our next match, and this one should be a technical masterpiece, as Bryan Danielson will be going one on one with Davey Richards. Davey has already qualified for the second round of the Anarchy Cup.
Truth Martini: But this is Bryan Danielson, the best wrestler in the world.
“Hail to the Geek” by the Deaf Pedestrians hits, and Davey makes his way to the ring, sporting his taped up glasses. “The Final Countdown” by Europe hits, and Bryan Danielson, grinning smugly strides to the ring. He mounts the turnbuckle and throws his arms up, extending his index finger on each hand and shouts “YES!” one time. This match gets underway, both men looking to wear down the other with holds and grapples. Danielson works over the arms and shoulders for the Cattle Mutilation, meanwhile, Davey works over the left arm for the Kimura. Back and forth they go, and Davey goes for the recently renamed Natural 20 (formerly DR Driver), but Danielson counters into a facebuster. He quickly locks in the Cattle Mutilation, leaving Davey no chance but to tap out. After the match, Murdoch O’Halloran and comes out with his crowbar. Upon seeing him, Bryan releases the hold and runs, shouting “YES!” Murdoch on the other hand, decides to beat the everlasting piss out of Davey Richards with that crowbar.
Truth Martini: Smart move there by O’Halloran. Weaken Davey Richards before their next round matchup.
Vince McMahon: It’s despicable, that’s what it is!
Murdoch grins down sadistically at Davey before spitting down on him. He pulls out a bottle of his Jameson takes a drink. As he stands over Davey, the lights go down, and the screen lights up, a black background, 3 white human silhouettes, and 1 dark gray silhouette. The same voice from last time comes on.
Voice: Fate is pre-determined. The choices you make are inconsequential. What you want is secondary to the whims of Fate. Blessings are bestowed, curses to be applied. You have no say where Fate is concerned.
The voice ends, as the lights come back on, Davey still down, Murdoch now sitting in the corner of the ring, drinking his Jameson, unconcerned. WINNER: Bryan Danielson via submission with Cattle Mutilation OVERALL: 92% CROWD: 82% MATCH: 99%
-Segment 9- Consequences Creed vs. Claudio Castagnoli Back from commercial break, Claudio is already in the ring, the “1812 Overture” still playing in the background. “Gonna Fly Now” hits, and Consequences Creed makes his way to the ring, decked out in the red, white and blue, living up to his moniker “Mr. USA”. Consequences incites the crowd into a “U-S-A” chant, to which Claudio stands in the ring smirking about. Before Creed can get into the ring, Claudio gets a mic and holds up a hand telling Creed to wait.
Claudio Castagnoli: You people and your “U-S-A” chants. You think you are being patriotic, you think you’re supporting the best country in the world. On both counts, you are incorrect. Your so-called patriotism is nothing more than a Pavlov’s Dog reaction to a foreign wrestler such as myself, or the stars-and-stripes clad man I’m set to face. You are merely conditioned to chant “U-S-A” at me. And America is nowhere near the best country in the world, unless you’re talking incarcerated people per capita, but I wouldn’t be proud of that. So come, Mister Creed, and try to prove that America has anything to show.”
Claudio hands the mic out as Consequences gets into the ring. This is a hotly contested match, with Claudio attempting to overpower Consequences, and Creed attempting to keep out of Claudio’s reach. Creed gets some good offense in, and gets Claudio reeling. However, before he can capitalize, Adrian Hawkins and Tyler Black make their way out. Adrian gets up on the apron, distracting the ref, leading to Tyler Black hitting Creed with a Paroxysm. Adrian hops off the apron in time for a Ricola Bomb and pin from Claudio. Following the match, Claudio, Tyler and Adrian triple team Creed, once again Tyler Black leading to Creed being left down and hurt. WINNER: Claudio Castagnoli via pinfall after a Ricola Bomb OVERALL: 80% CROWD: 80% MATCH: 81%
-Segment 10- Following the match, the camera cuts backstage to Gavin Loudspeaker, standing by with Chris Jericho.
Gavin Loudspeaker: Ladies and gentlemen, I’m here with Chris Jericho, and Chris… Joey Vengeance has decided now is the time to get involved with you.
Chris Jericho: Because that young punk has no clue who I am. I am Chris Jericho. The first Undisputed Champion in this sport. The Ayatollah of Rock n Rolla. And Joey Vengeance? He’s just a punk kid trying to make his name off of the one true legend in ACW.
Gavin Loudspeaker: And what are your plans in regards to Joey Vengeance.
Chris Jericho: My plans? My plans are to do exactly nothing. He’s beneath my notice, my level of caring. Once he’s done something worth anything, then I’ll take notice of his desires for me to step in the ring, and give him that chance to get beaten by me.
Gavin Loudspeaker: Thank you for your time. OVERALL: 96%
-Segment 11- Non-Title Match: Jimmy Jacobs vs Sheamus “Written In My Face” hits, and Sheamus makes his way out to a good reaction. After "The Haunted" by Walls of Jericho, Jimmy Jacobs makes his way out, carrying the ACW World Heavyweight Title, not backing down from the angry Irishman at all. He gets in the ring and promptly gets to trading fists with Sheamus, Jimmy still wearing the belt. They go at it for a while, and Jimmy, surprisingly, gets the upper hand. He drops the belt and keeps going after Sheamus, only to for Sheamus to come back with more fists at Jimmy. Sheamus now uses the power game, and the ref eventually gets caught with a stray punch. They continue going at it, and Jimmy pulls out his railroad spike while Sheamus is down, and nails him with it. Sheamus goes down, bleeding, and Jimmy pulls him up as the ref comes to. Jimmy locks in the End Time, and the ref checks the unresponsive Sheamus, and awards the match to Jimmy Jacobs. As soon as the ref calls for the bell, the rest of the Age of the Fall hit the ring and start abusing Sheamus. However, #1 contender, Rhett Titus won’t stand for it. Rhett charges the ring for the save, but is quickly beaten down by the 5 members of the Age of the Fall. The show ends with those five men standing triumphant over the beaten and bloody forms of Sheamus and Rhett Titus. WINNER: Jimmy Jacobs via ref stoppage following railroad spike to face and End Time OVERALL: 87% CROWD: 91% MATCH: 80%
SHOW OVERALL: 77%
|
|
Dan O'Mac
Trying Out for Tough Enough
Don't Open the Box...
Posts: 149
|
Post by Dan O'Mac on Jul 16, 2012 0:25:16 GMT -5
E-mail - September 11, 2013
1) TNA got a 5.46 rating for TNA Tuesday 2) WWE got a 0.71 rating for NXT 3) We got a 3.41 rating for ACW Live! - Attendance: 4014 4) Ryan Nemeth - I'd like to work with ?? if possible. 5) Kenny King - I would like to work with ?? at some stage, I think you'd be impressed with the results.
ACW has signed Jamin Olivencia, Owen Sound and Parry Sound to Developmental Contracts
|
|
Dan O'Mac
Trying Out for Tough Enough
Don't Open the Box...
Posts: 149
|
Post by Dan O'Mac on Jul 16, 2012 14:12:53 GMT -5
ACW Superstar Showcase"The Franchise" Ryan NemethAge: 28 Height: 6' 1" Weight: 214 pounds Hometown: Cleveland, Ohio Entrance Theme: "Nothing But the Best" by Frank Sinatra Finishing Maneuvers: Nemeth Driver (Kryptonite Krunch), Ankle Lock Ryan Nemeth was brought into the company by Shane McMahon after the disbanding of the Made Men as the new face of the company, chosen to be "The Franchise". Ryan is able to wrestle any style well, but really shines in situations where he can brawl. Upon promotion to the main roster, Ryan started a path of domination. Quickly beating and pinning all opposition, refusing to show respect to any of them. He finally set his sights on Colt Cabana. Feeling that Colt doesn't deserve to be in the main event due to his flippant attitude, Nemeth set out to prove it. And Nemeth got what he asked for, a very serious Colt Cabana. But Nemeth did get the hard fought win. Staying out of the issues with the Age of the Fall, no one knows when or where Nemeth will strike next. A graduate of Xavier University, he is already a published author with his book, "I Can Make Out With Any Girl Here". He lists The Ren & Stimpy Show and himself as major influences.
|
|
Dan O'Mac
Trying Out for Tough Enough
Don't Open the Box...
Posts: 149
|
Post by Dan O'Mac on Aug 16, 2012 18:56:03 GMT -5
ACW Inferno 9/11/13
Vince McMahon: Welcome to Inferno! A huge night is in store for you, as we complete the Qualifying round for the Anarchy Cup with two matchups tonight, as Kenny King takes on Kyle O’Reilly, and Tyler Veritas takes on our final mystery opponent.
Truth Martini: And you’re going to see Tyler Black in action against Shiima Xion, and there is nothing I want more than to see that Filipino get beaten down by the Television Champion.
Vince McMahon: Our main event tonight will feature our number one contender, Rhett Titus, in singles action But first, let’s go to the ring for our first match.
-Segment 1- Featured Attraction (Josh Barnett & Kris Logan) vs Canadian Coalition (EXesS & Quiet Storm) The Featured Attraction members, Barnett and Logan are out first. Generic, smiley faces. The Canadians are out second, sans their suspended manager, Fox, waving a Canadian flag, and being quite disrespectful to the American crowd. And this comes down to who can do what they do best, as the Featured Attraction would like to ground the Canadians and work them over with submissions, whereas the Canadians would prefer to use a more high flying style. In the end, the Canadians step up and put the two men from Featured Attraction away for the 1-2-3 following the Oh, Canada! from the Coalition. WINNERS: Canadian Coalition (EXesS & Quiet Storm) via pinfall following an Oh, Canada! OVERALL: 65% CROWD: 55% MATCH: 75%
Truth Martini: Even without Fox to guide them, the Canadian Coalition triumphs.
Vince McMahon: And in convincing fashion. You have to wonder what the future holds for them once Fox returns.
Truth Martini: But Vince, that’s unimportant. Next we have our first Anarchy Cup Qualifier for the night, and it features my pick to win it all, “Pimp Daddy” Kenny King!
Vince McMahon: Although extremely talented, he is a reprehensible human being, and I hope that Kyle O’Reilly beats him like a bongo.
-Segment 2- Anarchy Cup Qualifier: “Pimp Daddy” Kenny King vs Kyle O’Reilly Kyle O’Reilly is out first, trying to ensure that one half of his tag team advances after Adam Cole was beaten last night. Next out is Kenny King, the “Pimp Daddy” of ACW, as Jay-Z’s “Big Pimpin’” plays, followed by a collection of his employees, all appearing to be in fear of Kenny. Kenny, wearing his pants with suspenders, matching fedora and a long, fur coat, strides to the ring. He stops at ringside and removes his coat and fedora, handing them both to one of the ladies with him, pointing a finger at her.
Kenny King: Anything happens to either of those, and you’ll be paying me back, bi(bleep). Got that?
She nods her head as Kenny turns and climbs into the ring. Once in the ring, these two men that have both been former Tag Team Champions square away, and have a good, solid match. But Kenny King is just too much for the young Kyle O’Reilly, and puts him away with a Royal Flush and the pinfall. After the match, Kenny waits as his women climb into the ring. When the one tries to hend him his coat, she nearly drops it, to which Kenny brings his hand back as he’s about to backhand her. She drops to the mat, cradling the coat. He grabs the coat and puts it over his shoulders, then grabs the woman by the wrist. Before he can do anything else, the arena goes dim, and the screen comes on, showing the same 4 silhouettes as last week, but with all of them white.
Voiceover: Fate. The inescapable plan that entails your life. Twisting, turning, joining and separating from everyone else’s. Fate does not care about good and evil, right and wrong. It is just the name for that which life has in store for you. Fate’s hand is coming to ACW.
The screen goes out again and the lights come on, a bewildered Kenny King rounding up his women and herding them up the ramp. WINNER: “Pimp Daddy” Kenny King via pinfall following a Royal Flush OVERALL: 76% CROWD: 73% MATCH: 80%
Vince McMahon: Again, a cryptic message about Fate with four silhouettes. What do you make of this, Truth?
Truth Martini: I think that something big’s about to happen.
Vince McMahon: I concur. But next we have a Triple Threat match.
Truth Martini: Very true. Three tag teams, 3.0, Order of the Burn and Rock Idols have been at each other. Next up, each team will send one member of their team into a triple threat match!
-Segment 3- Danny Havoc w/ Helios & Tiziana vs Chrisjen Hayme w/ Christopher Idol vs Shane Matthews w/ Jagged As all three competitors get into the ring for this one, and the three men and one manager station themselves on the outside. Each person in the ring gets help from their partner or manager on the outside, until Helios, Christopher Idol and Jagged start brawling on the outside, allowing the men in the ring to do their thing. Which is generally a good match. It all comes down to it when Shane Matthews plants Chrisjen Hayme with a Dario Effect. But before he can capitalize, Danny Havoc hits him with the Queen to Queen’s Level and gets the pin. Tiziana gets into the ring and raises her clients hand, but when Helios attempts to join them, everyone ends up in the ring. Tiziana gets the hell out of there, as all 6 men start brawling, prompting a plethora of officials to run in and break it up. WINNER: Danny Havoc by pinfall on Shane Matthews following the Queen to Queen’s Level OVERALL: 65% CROWD: 55% MATCH: 75%
Vince McMahon: A huge win for Danny Havoc of the Order of the Burn there, they’re showing that they are a team to be reckoned with going forward.
Truth Martini: Very true, Vince. But it appears that nothing was truly settled between those men.
Vince McMahon: And next up, a pair of men that are into the second round of the Anarchy Cup Tournament already will square off, as the violent Irishman, Murdoch O’Halloran, meets the sleazy Joey Ryan.
Truth Martini: And I’m sure Murdoch will have his crowbar and whiskey. But even without those, I don’t see Joey standing a chance.
-Segment 4- Murdoch O’Halloran vs Joey Ryan Joey Ryan makes his way out first, looking like he’s ready for an all-night bender, sporting the powder blue “Legalize Sleaze” shirt. He does stop on the way to the ring and strips out of his shirt in front of a woman, draping it around her neck. He gets into the ring and lounges in the corner across the ropes. “Whiskey in the Jar” by Metallica hits, and Murdoch O’Halloran makes his way out, as predicted, brandishing his crowbar and a bottle of Jameson. He takes a drink as he makes his way to the ring. Climbing into the ring and setting both items in the corner. The referee starts this one off, and Joey goes on the offensive. He quickly gets Murdoch back on his heels, but O’Halloran doesn’t let it last, blocking a punch and immediately going to town on Joey. This then becomes a vicious beatdown of Joey Ryan. Murdoch toys with him a bit before setting him up for the Irish Car Bomb… but is interrupted by Davey Richards on the screen.
Davey Richards: Mr. O’Halloran, excuse the interruption, but I felt I needed to point out to you that your unprovoked attack was reprehensible. I will beat you next week in our second round matchup the honorable way. You may resume your match.
The screen goes off, and Murdoch turns around, directly into That 70’s Kick. Joey Ryan pins Murdoch and runs like hell, getting out of the ring. WINNER: Joey Ryan by pinfall following That 70’s Kick (and distraction from Davey Richards) OVERALL: 65% CROWD: 61% MATCH: 69%
-Segment 5- The scene cuts to the back in Steve Austin’s office. Standing opposite his desk are a plethora of men, a total of fifteen to be exact, pretty much crammed in there, with the exception of Katsuhiko Nakajima and James Mitchell, who have been given as much room as possible to.
Steve Austin: Lissen here. I don’t want to spend too much time doing this, so I wanted to let you all know you have a match at the Anarchy Cup pay-per-view. Let’s start with the tag teams so we can get them out of here. Order of the Burn, 3.0 and Rock Idols. You will all face off in a Tag Team Elimination Match. Now get out of here... it’s crowded.
Those three tag teams file out.
Steve Austin: Now, Vengeance, get me a beer from that fridge over there.
Joey Vengeance: No way, old man. Get your ass up and get your own.
Steve Austin: Boy, you get me a damn beer, or we’re all going to be here all night.
Vengeance scoffs and goes and gets Austin the beer, and with sarcasm in every action, sets it gently on Austin’s desk.
Steve Austin: Now, I see you have a bit of a respect problem. See, if it weren’t for guys like me and Jericho there, you wouldn’t be here right now. So that the pay-per-view, you and Jericho will be in a submissions match. Did you know that Jericho is the man of 1,004 holds?
Chris Jericho: Steve, it’s 1,005 now. I developed an inverted Fujiwara near-naked chokesault.
Steve Austin: Excuse me, 1,005 holds?
Joey Vengeance: I suppose I do now.
Steve Austin: Good, because I hope he puts you in the Super Blizzard and makes you tap like a little bi(beep). Now, moving on. You two. Black and Creed. You two will officially have a match for the Television Title at Anarchy Cup. And no, Black, there won’t be any crazy, hardcore stip. You’ll wrestle in a standard, clean match.
Black goes to argue, but Tony Anderson, his manager, shakes his head slightly, putting a hand out to stop him.
Tony Anderson: heh, it doesn’t matter. Tyler Black here, heh, will annihilate the so called Mr., heh, USA.
Consequences Creed: I’ll whip your ass too, Anderson!
Steve Austin: Alright jackasses. Get out of here. Some of you have matches to get ready for. OVERALL: 99%
Vince McMahon: Huge news coming from the office of Steve Austin! At the Anarchy Cup pay-per-view, we’re going to see Tyler Black and Consequences Creed in a Television Title match, a triple threat elimination tag match between 3.0, the Rock Idols and Order of the Burn, and a Submission Match between Joey Vengeance and Chris Jericho!
Truth Martini: But that’s not the biggest news. There will be a #1 Contender’s match for the ACW World Title between Daniel Swagger and Katsuhiko Nakajima. And it’ll be contested as a Hardcore Match!
Vince McMahon: Nothing will be off limits, and with Nakajima in that match, anything could happen. But now, one week after his debut, Chris Hero goes one on one with Dysfunction.
-Segment 6- Chris Hero vs Dysfunction Dysfunction, smoking an unnamed substance on his way to the ring, makes his way to the ring, offering to people on the way to the ring, but then pulling it away as they reach for it. Chris Hero, in all his bearded glory, makes his way out next, the crowd unsure how to react to him after he beat the face Consequences Creed last week, but now taking on the disliked Dysfunction this week. This one starts with the two attempting to knock each other’s heads off with stiff shots to the face. Hero comes out ahead in that one, and starts laying into Dysfunction in this glorified squash match, until a masked man makes his way out. Unwaveringly, the masked man climbs into the ring and stands between Hero and Dys, waiting for Dys to stand up, the referee being ignored as he is telling the masked man to leave. As Dysfunction gets to his feet, the masked man kicks him in the stomach, and plants him with a Spinning Lifting Sitout Double Underhook Facebuster. He then climbs to the top rope and hits a Double Jump Moonsault! He then pulls his mask off to reveal the face of Christopher Daniels, who just hit Dysfunction with the Angel’s Wings and BME! The referee obviously called for the bell, awarding the match to Dysfunction. Daniels then turns and extends a hand to Chris Hero... who accepts! Daniels raises Hero’s hand, the crown unsure as to how to react. WINNER: Dysfunction by DQ following being Fallen Angel’d OVERALL 74% CROWD: 72% MATCH: 77%
Truth Martini: Christopher Daniels is here in ACW, and he appears to have sided with Chris Hero! This is a talented duo, both former World Champions.
Vince McMahon: But as such, what are their goals here?
Truth Martini: I’m sure Daniels and Hero will have no problems letting us know whenever they are ready to.
Vince McMahon: But now, it’s time for Chris Jericho’s Highlight Reel.
-Segment 7- As Vince said, it’s time for the Highlight Reel with Chris Jericho. The ring is fully decorated, with Jericho standing in the center of it all, in front of the “Jeritron 6000”.
Chris Jericho: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Highlight Reel! As you already know, I’m the Ayatollah of Rock N Rolla, Chris Jericho. I have two great guests tonight, so hit the music for my first guest!
As Jericho says that, “Break Down the Walls” hits, and Jericho mocks surprise.
Chris Jericho: It’s me! So let’s start this off. Chris, earlier tonight, you were informed by our Commissioner, Steve Austin, that you’ll be facing Joey Vengeance in a Submission Match at Anarchy Cup. Your thoughts? (pauses, changing his voice slightly) Chris, I am fully looking forward to making junior tap out.
At this, “Now” by Staind hits, bringing Joey Vengeance out.
Chris Jericho: CUT HIS MUSIC, THIS IS MY SHOW!
Vengeance smirks, walking the rest of the way to the ring and is handed a mic.
Chris Jericho: Now that you’re here, let’s get down to it. Joey, you face me at the Anarchy Cup, where you’ll tap out, which of the 1,005 moves that I know would you like me to use?
Joey Vengeance: Me? Tap Out? Inconceivable! You may know 1,005 holds, but none of them will matter when I use the Clinton Cloverleaf to wrench your body back and break your hip, old man.
Chris Jericho: Would you please SHUT THE HELL UP! You’re a 20-year old with a piss poor attitude. You’re not entitled to anything. You need to work your ass off for anything in this business. And if you think you’ll beat me as easy as you’re making it sound, you’re in for a rude awakening, after which, you’ll never... EEEEEEEEEEVER... be the same... aga-
Before Jericho can finish, Vengeance drops him with a Codebreaker, and puts Jericho in his own Walls of Jericho! Jericho is out from the first move still, and Vengeance, in classic Jericho fashion, is yelling “ASK HIM!” Referees and other staff pile out to try and break this up, and succeed in relatively quick fashion. Vengeance releases the hold, and grabs his mic again, calmly speaking into it.
Joey Vengeance: Welcome to ACW is Vengeance, old man. You’ll never... ever... be the same... again.
Vengeance drops the mic and walks away, the crew still trying to get Jericho conscious. OVERALL: 86%
Vince McMahon: And Joey Vengeance shows his ruthless side, assaulting Chris Jericho, and locking him in his own submission hold. If that doesn’t send a message, I don’t know what will.
Truth Martini: To be perfectly honest, Vince, Joey Vengeance is 20 years old. Jericho is 41. It’s more than time for Jericho to step aside and let the future take the reins, and people like Joey Vengeance, Kenny King and Murdoch O’Halloran are the future.
Vince McMahon: Jericho is still one of the best wrestlers in the world.
Truth Martini: Trust me, we know, he’s the self-proclaimed Best in the World at what he does.
Vince McMahon: It appears that Joey Vengeance is not looking at Jericho as a legitimate challenge. But let’s switch gears. The ring is cleared up, and it’s time for our final Anarchy Cup qualifier as the newest member of the roster, Christopher Daniels, goes one on one with Tyler Veritas.
-Segment 8- Anarchy Cup Qualifier: Tyler Veritas (w/Kris Logan & Josh Barnett) vs Christopher Daniels (w/ Chris Hero) “Disposable Teens” by Marilyn Manson hits, ushering Christopher Daniels back to the ring, accompanied by Chris Hero. The Fallen Angel seems oblivious to any reaction he is receiving, as Hero trails behind, high-fiving those cheering the two men, but verbally destroying anyone who is jeering at them. Daniels gets in the ring, and stoically looks up the ramp, as “Whispers in the Dark” by Skillet hits, and the Featured Attraction stable makes their way out, led by Tyler Veritas. Veritas gets into the ring, and they go at it in a great match featuring high-flying and mat wrestling. Despite 3 men being on the outside, no one gets involved in the match, and Daniels puts Veritas away with the BME. Daniels then grabs the microphone.
Christopher Daniels: The Gospel, according to the Fallen Angel, states that I will be the ACW Champion. The vessel to completion of my task, the burden placed upon me, is the Anarchy Cup. Step one was to beat Mr. Veritas. Placed before me is Shiima Xion, step two. Failure in this task is unacceptable. My plans will unfold as I have laid them, Chris Hero is in place to help me, my loyal disciple. This is your future, the blueprint for Anarchy Championship Wrestling, as handed down to your savior, Christopher Daniels, and spoken as the Gospel Truth. OVERALL: 83% CROWD: 76% MATCH: 91%
-Segment 9- Tyler Black (w/ Tony Anderson) vs Shiima Xion Back from break, we have Shiima Xion already in the ring, dancing a bit, playing to the crowd.
Truth Martini: Again, we are subjected to having to see this guy. Shiima Xion is a pathetic excuse for a pro wrestler. This pretty boy wouldn’t have made it through day one of training with me.
Vince McMahon: Then it’s a good thing that he didn’t train with you, as Shiima Xion is one of the top talents in ACW.
Their bickering is interrupted as “Battle On” by War of Ages hits, ushering Tyler Black and his manager, Tony Anderson, to the ring. Tyler glares at Shiima, who quickly stopped dancing, gaining a more serious demeanor. Tyler climbs into the ring and holds the Television title up, a title which Shiima Xion holds the record for longest reign with at 182 days. The non-title match kicks off, and Shiima immediately goes evasive, not wanting to get tied up with the much more physical Tyler Black. This doesn’t last long, as Tony Anderson continues to taunt Shiima from outside the ring, giving Tyler Black the advantage that he doesn’t let up for the rest of the match, finishing Shiima with a Paroxysm for the 3 count. Following the pinfall, Tyler continues to beat the holy hell out of Shiima. Tony Anderson gets into the ring, and as Shiima is on his knees, but not moving, Tony puts the folded chair against Shiima’s chest and face, allowing Tyler Black to superkick the chair directly into his face. Shiima crumples, KO’d, his nose appearing broken. WINNER: Tyler Black via pinfall following Paroxysm OVERALL: 74% CROWD: 74% MATCH: 75% NOTES: Shiima Xion lost overness from this match. Tyler Black gained overness from this match.
-Segment 10- The screen then cuts to a video package, done all in black and white. The video shows various things, a man pushing an elderly woman in a wheelchair, a fireman pulling a kitten out of a tree, a woman donating change to a homeless man, a group of children skipping rope in a park, more happy images and kind actions. The voiceover kicks in.
Voiceover: Sometimes, Fate deals a great hand, a kind action, an enjoyable time, and the best of the world to be done unto the rest of humanity.
The video then shows the same elderly woman, a man tipping her wheelchair over, the fireman trapped in a burning building, the homeless man stealing the woman’s purse, a bulldozer demolishing the park as the kids watch, the jump rope hanging limply from their hands.
Voiceover: Sometimes, Fate decrees that the worst should be dealt to the best of people.
The screen then shows four silhouettes with the word “FATE” in front of them.
Voiceover: Fate is in escapable, dealt out without regards to who and what is affected. The Fates are all seeing, all knowing, and that the hands of Fate touch us all, rendering itself upon us all.
The screen then fades out, leaving just the word “FATE” on the screen. OVERALL: 76%
Vince McMahon: Yet another cryptic message about Fate. The real question now is what exactly does it mean?
Truth Martini: It means that there’s no karma, there’s no “golden rule”. Do as you like, and what happens happens!
Vince McMahon: You would believe that.
Truth Martini: Of course I do. Truth what I say, and what I do. And some more truth, our main event is next.
Vince McMahon: And it pits the self-proclaimed “Franchise” against the #1 Contender, as Ryan Nemeth goes one on one with Rhett Titus.
-Segment 11- “All-Night Delight” Rhett Titus vs “The Franchise” Ryan Nemeth “Nothing But The Best” by Sinatra plays as Ryan Nemeth makes his way to the ring, sporting his trademark pink trunks, fountains of golden pyros going off on the stage behind him. Rhett Titus makes his way out as “Addicted to Love” by Robert Palmer plays. The match starts playing to Rhett Titus’ strength, as Rhett grounds Nemeth. However, Nemeth, as one of the best in the world, gets Rhett out of the mat based wrestling, and into a brawl. Rhett, however, shows why he’s the number one contender, fighting back, and sending Nemeth bailing to the floor. As Nemeth collects himself, Jimmy Jacobs and the rest of the Age of the Fall make their way out on the ramp, Jacobs twirling his railroad spike around in his hand. Nemeth gets back in the ring, and it appears that Rhett has a point to prove, and sending Nemeth back on his heels. As he gets Nemeth set up for the Muff Diver, Jimmy Jacobs strikes, sliding into the ring, and hitting the ropes to crotch Rhett. He then spikes him in the face, as the referee calls for the bell. Jimmy then continues to abuse Rhett Titus, as the rest of the Age of the Fall make their way to the ring to join in. Referees and staff pour out to break it up as the show ends. WINNER: Rhett Titus via DQ following a crotching/spike to the face OVERALL: 88% CROWD: 91% MATCH: 82%
|
|
Dan O'Mac
Trying Out for Tough Enough
Don't Open the Box...
Posts: 149
|
Post by Dan O'Mac on Aug 16, 2012 18:56:37 GMT -5
I really need to work at getting these up quicker... :/
|
|
Dan O'Mac
Trying Out for Tough Enough
Don't Open the Box...
Posts: 149
|
Post by Dan O'Mac on Aug 18, 2012 11:07:37 GMT -5
E-mail 9/12/2013 1) AAA got a 1.48 rating for 'AAA Wednesday' 2) We got a 4.77 rating for 'ACW Inferno' - Attendance: 4038 3) AAA Wednesday are trying to compete with us, but are being destroyed in the ratings 4) You overused Christopher Daniels at the last show, the fans started to get sick of seeing him. [BLASPHEMY! There's no such thing as too much Daniels!]
E-Mail 9/13/13 INCIDENT! - Danny Havoc has sustained an injury. (Broken Leg, out 7 months) [Good bye stats on a 23 year old I was planning to build around long term] 1) TNA got a 5.46 rating for 'TNA iMPACT!' 2) WWE got a 3.90 rating for 'WWE Superstars'
E-mail 9/14/13 1) WFX got a 0.96 rating for 'WFX Overload' 2) WWE got a 3.44 rating for 'Smackdown'
E-mail 9/15/13 1) IWA got a 0.92 rating for 'IWA Impacto Total' 2) HWA got a 0.93 rating for 'HWA Adrenaline'
E-mail 9/16/13 1) AAA Wednesday has not been renewed by National Syndication 2) Weekly Battle with TNA - Star Power: TNA - Workers: TNA - Production: ACW Current Global Ratings: ACW 15%, TNA 7% [here's hoping for a good week] 3) LLUSA's "LLUSA Anything Goes" was attended by 3054 people 4) WSU's "WSU Raw Power" was attended by 360 people 5) ECCW's "ECCW Happenstance" was attended by 145 people 6) HWA's "HWA Counterpunch" was attended by 3042 people 7) AAA got a 2.90 rating for 'AAA Sin Limite'
E-mail 9/17/13 1) HWA got a 1.06 rating for 'HWA Monday' 2) ROH got a 0.41 rating for 'ROH Wrestling' 3) AAA got a 1.03 rating for 'AAA Monday' 4) WWE got a 6.90 rating for 'Raw'
|
|
|
Post by comahan on Aug 20, 2012 4:05:06 GMT -5
Ugh I hate injuries. For whatever reason, OOTB was my favorite of that triad of teams that were feuding, so that sucks.
As far as the show goes, Im pretty interested in the Fate stuff, youve built it up pretty nicely and I want to see what comes of it.
Daniels showing up is a nice surprise, as like you said, there can never be enough Fallen Angel. His alignment with Hero intrigues me, as I see Hero as one of your bigger stars, and the idea of him playing second fiddle to Daniels by being his disciple is a bit odd, but we'll see where it goes.
I also enjoy the Jericho segments, and im wondering if youre going to use him as a top guy, or have him put Vengeance over as a building block to your promotion.
My favorite bit though, is probably evil pimp Kenny King. I love ridiculous gimmicks like that.
|
|
Dan O'Mac
Trying Out for Tough Enough
Don't Open the Box...
Posts: 149
|
Post by Dan O'Mac on Aug 22, 2012 11:17:59 GMT -5
Havoc's stats will probably mean no wrestling for him again... Though, I've got a couple people that I can call up to team with Helios, since Helios has poor charisma.
|
|
Dan O'Mac
Trying Out for Tough Enough
Don't Open the Box...
Posts: 149
|
Post by Dan O'Mac on Aug 22, 2012 13:22:07 GMT -5
Preview for ACW Live! and ACW Inferno for 9/17/13 and 9/18/13
-------------------------------------------------------
- Steve Austin has decided that Jimmy Jacobs and Rhett Titus will be selecting each other's opponents this week, with each wrestling on one show. The only condition he set? No member of the Age of the Fall can be selected, or interfere in either match. Rhett Titus quickly decided that Jimmy Jacobs will be facing Sheamus. Jimmy Jacobs selected Rhett's former partner, Kenny King.
- Katsuhiko Nakajima beat Daniel Swagger a couple weeks back, but not without a distraction from James Mitchell. Swagger has set out to be the first man to defeat Nakajima by pin or submission. Our Commissioner, Steve Austin, booked them in a Hardcore match at the Anarchy Cup pay-per-view to see who is the number one contender. They'll be teaming on Inferno in 6-man action, as Daniel Swagger will team with 3.0, and Nakajima will team with the Rock Idols.
- Speaking of 3.0 and the Rock Idols, they'll no longer be competing in an elimination tag match at the Anarchy Cup pay-per-view following the severe broken leg of one half of the Order of the Burn, Danny Havoc, over the weekend at a house show. We here at Anarchy Championship Wrestling wish Danny Havoc a speedy and complete recovery.
- With Danny Havoc out of action, Helios has started looking for a new tag team partner. He has gained the approval of Steve Austin to hold a 4 corners elimination match to open Live! between some potential partners. The winner will get a tag match as Helios' partner on Inferno!
- Plus the Quarterfinals of the Anarchy Cup Tournament! Davey Richards, Kazarian, Kenny King, Shiima Xion, Christopher Daniels, Murdoch O'Halloran, Joey Ryan and Chris Hero all remain. With Daniels and Hero having formed an alliance, can anyone stop them?
- Plus: Davey Richards, Adam Cole, Claudio Castagnoli, Chris Jericho, Joey Vengeance and more!
|
|
Dan O'Mac
Trying Out for Tough Enough
Don't Open the Box...
Posts: 149
|
Post by Dan O'Mac on Sept 14, 2012 15:35:29 GMT -5
ACW Live! 9/17/13
Vince McMahon: Welcome to ACW Live! We continue on the road to the Anarchy Cup tonight with an explosive night of action. We have two quarterfinal matches in that Anarchy Cup tournament, as Joey Ryan meets Kazarian, and Murdoch O’Halloran takes on Davey Richards.
Truth Martini: But in the main event, we’re going to see former All-Night Express partners face off, as Rhett Titus goes one-on-one with Kenny King. And Commissioner Steve Austin has stated that if the Age of the Fall interfere at all in the match, Jimmy Jacobs will be stripped of the ACW Title.
Vince McMahon: Very true. But first up, we have a 4 corners match with the winner getting a match tomorrow as Helios’ tag partner.
-Segment 1- “Unbreakable” Michael Elgin vs Chad Parham vs “The Astonishing” Nicholas Hybrid vs Jamin Olivencia Helios makes his way out first, grabbing a seat next to the announce table, but not permitted a headset, as he has the charisma of a worm on the sidewalk after a rainstorm. Elgin and Parham come out to generally bland reactions, and not really doing anything to gain their heat. I would best describe them as “phoning it in”. Olivencia, as the babyface making his debut from Developmental, comes out trying to get the crowd into it, to minimal success. Finally, Nicholas Hybrid makes his way out in a top hat and tuxedo jacket (with tails, of course) over his trunks, all black, with a pair of white gloves. He does LITERAL MAGIC on his way to the ring, handing out coins from behind kids ears, a never ending scarf coming out of his breast pocket. And this match is... a match. Nothing standing out too much. It ends when Hybrid hits a Frogsplash on Parham, only for Olivencia to hit them both with a Moonsault. He rolls Hybrid out of the ring and gets the pinfall on Chad Parham. Post match, Helios climbs into the ring and shakes Jamin Olivencia’s hand, as they’ll be getting a tag match tomorrow on Inferno. WINNER: Jamin Olivencia by Pinfall on Chad Parham OVERALL: 64% CROWD: ummm... I forgot this MATCH: this too.
Vince McMahon: And a great debut for both Jamin Olivencia and Nicholas Hybrid, as Jamin comes away with the win.
Truth Martini: But really, does it matter? I guarantee that their performance here will be overshadowed by the end of the night, and people will ask tomorrow, “Who are these guys?” as they get beaten upon by their opponents.
Vince McMahon: Thank you for that cheerful outlook. And now, let’s go to a video we received from James Mitchell and his client, Katsuhiko Nakajima.
-Segment 2- The scene opens in a dark, grimy room with Katsuhiko Nakajima in the camera’s view only. The camera backs up to show what appears to be an old slaughterhouse, and James Mitchell.
James Mitchell: Daniel Swagger, welcome to your future, a slaughterhouse. Granted, the slaughterhouse you have in your future is much less literal, as you’ll meet yours in an ACW ring. At the Anarchy Cup, you’ll be walking into your demise as you get put into a match, one-on-one, with the Japanese Death Machine, Katsuhiko Nakajima. My client has beaten you once, pinned your shoulders to the mat, 1-2-3, and you became a petulant child, wanting not what’s best for you, but what you think you need. You shouldn’t want a match with Katsuhiko Nakajima. No one should. What you should want is your health, your well-being. But you’ll be left with neither if you do go through with this match. So we give you one final chance: forfeit the match and the number one contenders spot to my client, and live another day.
Mitchell does his trademark laugh as Nakajima cracks his neck in the background. OVERALL: 77%
The camera comes back to the commentary team.
Truth Martini: An honorable move by Katsuhiko Nakajima and James Mitchell, allowing Daniel Swagger the chance to avoid the embarrassment of being beaten soundly by Nakajima.
Vince McMahon: I wouldn’t count out the Aussie though. He knew exactly what he was getting into when he signed up for this.
Truth Martini: I’m surprised that the upper management is letting this match proceed, when the pretty boy, Daniel Swagger, is involved. Messing up that look could be very detrimental to his merchandise sales.
Vince McMahon: I think you’re blowing this out of proportion. But I’m going to cut this off so we can get into our next match.
-Segment 3- Dysfunction vs Petey Williams This is a decent back and forth match, with the end coming with Petey hitting the Canadian Destroyer for an easy 1-2-3. Following the match, Petey is in the ring, getting his hand raised when the familiar FATE video starts, and the voiceover starts talking.
Voiceover: Fate is pre-determined, it is what is meant to be. And Dysfunction, your loss was meant to be, and one of my hands of fate, Petey Williams, was the instrument of that loss. Petey Williams understands that even he is unable to change that he cannot change. He is fully prepared to play his part in the future. For I have seen what is coming, and Petey will help achieve that end.
The lights come back on with the videos conclusion, and Petey is in the ring, his hand raised, people unsure what to think. WINNER: Petey Williams by Pinfall following the Canadian Destroyer OVERALL: 73% CROWD: 69% MATCH: 77%
-Segment 4- Bryan Danielson vs Consequences Creed Back from break, Danielson and Creed are in the ring. And this match is a good match, as Creed tries to keep Danielson from the mat-based game, whereas Danielson is doing nearly anything he can to ground Creed. Short of getting DQ’s, it’s to little avail. However, Tyler Black and his manager, Tony Anderson, make their way out. Anderson gets on the apron, leading to the referee making his way over to get him off. Tyler Black gets into the ring with the Television Title. He goes to hit Consequences Creed, but misses, flattening Bryan Danielson. As Anderson dropped off the apron, Black gets out of the ring, and Creed picks up the win. After the match, Black gets back in the ring, but Creed fights him off, and holds up the dropped Television Title. WINNER: Consequences Creed by pinfall following Tyler Black’s poor aim OVERALL: 82% CROWD: 81% MATCH: 84% Consequences Creed gained overness from this match.
-Segment 5- The Briscoe Brothers vs Adam Cole & Kyle O’Reilly w/”Spiffy” Shawn Stylez The Briscoes and Cole & O’Reilly have a good, clean match. Hard hitting, but clean. Fifteen minutes later, neither team could score the win, and we get a time limit draw. Post match, the 4 men shake hands, showing their mutual respect. WINNER: None... that’s what a draw means OVERALL: 82% CROWD: 71% MATCH: 93%
-Segment 6- Post match, the Switchblade Conspiracy make their way out brandishing ladders, quickly taking out Cole and O’Reilly before focusing on the Briscoes. However, Jay and Mark are having no part of it, and manage to fend off Callihan and Moxley. Jay promptly grabs a mic as Mark prowls around him, holding one of the ladders.
Jay Briscoe: Lissen up, boys. You wanna try doin’ the same damn thang to us a week affer you done it the las’ time? You thicka den sh[beep] you thank that gonna work. Me an’ Chicken here, we gots ya numba. We gon’ be the nex’ A-C-Dub Tag Team Champs. You boys gonna hafta Man Up beat us.
Mark grabs the mic.
Mark Briscoe: WORD!
Jay shakes his head and takes the mic back.
Jay Briscoe: Boy, I want you to say sumtin’, I’dda gave you a damn microphone.
Mark clearly says “what” to Jay.
Jay Briscoe: You focus on da Swishblades.
The cameras catch the staredown between the two teams from there.
OVERALL: 64% (I can’t wait for the Briscoe’s manager to come back...)
Vince McMahon: I’m not sure if the Switchblade Conspiracy has quite realized what they’ve got themselves into here. A ladder war with the Briscoes is one of those things you don’t do, like a land war in Asia, or going in against a Sicilian with death on the line.
Truth Martini: Was that a movie-reference? Vince, you’re stealing my thunder. But, don’t worry about the Switchblade Conspiracy. This is a match they want, they need. Jimmy Jacobs wants nothing but the best in his group, and Sami Callihan and Jon Moxley are going to prove they are the premier tag team in ACW.
Vince McMahon: Anyway, let’s get to our next match, a quarterfinal match in the Anarchy Cup tournament.
-Segment 7- Anarchy Cup Quarterfinal: Joey Ryan vs Kazarian Kazarian makes his way out first, getting a fairly mixed reaction, which he seems unfazed by. Joey Ryan is out next, and he spends his journey to the ring hitting on various women, going to far as to get one of them to, a la high school, write her number on his palm, which Joey, being the sleazebag he is, promptly puts up to the camera. Thankfully for the woman, the video guys blur out all but the area code. Once in the ring, these two have a battle worthy of a pair of SoCal’s best wrestlers. In the end, Joey Ryan is able to prevent the Flux Capacitor and turns it into the Mustache Ride! Joey Ryan gets the pinfall. He gets his hand raised and rolls out of the ring, trying to secure his “hook up” for the night. Kazarian isn’t taking it so well however, starts accosting the referee about not breaking things up since they were on the ropes. This leads to a forearm directly to the referee’s face. Before it can go any farther, FATE’s video plays on the screen, and Petey Williams comes out to the ring, and the disembodied voice of FATE speaks.
Voiceover: Mr. Kazarian, do you know why you lost?
Kazarian: Because the...
Voiceover: Because Fate has determined that Joey Ryan should beat you. Now for the good news. Mr. Kazarian, I have sent one of my hands to you, Petey Williams. Take Mr. Williams’ hand, and enter into our ranks. Become another Hand of Fate, and share in our glory. Fate smiles favorably on some. Be one that is smiled upon.
Kazarian looks dubiously at Petey’s extended hand, and takes it. WINNER: Joey Ryan by pinfall following a Mustache Ride OVERALL: 79% CROWD: 66% MATCH: 93% Joey Ryan gained overness from this match. Kazarian lost overness from this match.
-Segment 8- Yet again, we get a video package. This one, however, focuses on the war of words between Chris Jericho and Joey Vengeance. It does a good job pointing out the lack of respect Joey Vengeance has displayed to Jericho and to Steve Austin last week. It also highlights the fact that Vengeance feels Jericho is too old to be an effective wrestler at the top of a roster. All in all, basic stuff. OVERALL: 94%
-Segment 9- Anarchy Cup Quarterfinal: Davey Richards vs Murdoch O’Halloran Ah, the classic battle between the nerd and the violent drunk! And this is no technical masterpiece, though Davey does what he can to out-wrestle Murdoch, whereas Murdoch just wants to beat Davey into a pulp. Unfortunately for Davey, Murdoch gets what he wants and finally just ends it, hitting Davey with a spinning spinebuster Murdoch calls the Irish Car Bomb for an academic 1-2-3. Post match, he goes to collect his crowbar and bottle of Jameson, and grabs Davey’s taped up glasses. Smirking, he sets them on the steel steps and smashes them beneath his heel. He then takes a pull from his bottle and raises his crowbar to a loud collection of boos from the crowd. Davey comes over and asks him why he did that. Murdoch, being the big, violent bully he is, laughs at him. He then swings the crowbar at Davey, causing Davey to jump back. Murdoch promptly gets into the ring and chases down Davey, catching him before he can leave the ring and hitting another Irish Car Bomb on him. He then picks up his crowbar and hits a Sandman-esque pose in the ring. OVERALL: 81% CROWD: 79% MATCH: 84% Davey Richards lost overness from this match. Murdoch O’Halloran gained overness from this match.
-Segment 10- As the crowd boos Murdoch relentlessly, Jimmy Jacobs and the rest of the Age of the Fall come out, carrying their gold, Jimmy also with a microphone.
Jimmy Jacobs: Murdoch O’Halloran! A violent, angry Irishman! A kindred spirit to the Age of the Fall.
Murdoch looks at Jimmy questioningly.
Jimmy Jacobs: Murdoch, let me lay this out here straight. I’ve seen what you’ve done over the last few weeks. You’ve sidelined Colt Cabana. You demolished Adam Cole and Davey Richards in the Anarchy Cup Tournament. You, Murdoch, are a worthy competitor of the name Anarchy Cup. And we here in the Age of the Fall are prepared to offer our services to you and assist you, should you need it, in winning the Anarchy Cup. All you have to do is... join us.
Murdoch looks at Jimmy, not looking like he’d like to join, but not outright refusing.
Jimmy Jacobs: Take tonight to sleep on it, think it over. I’m sure you’ll see that we have quite a bit to offer. But we have more I’d like to talk on.
Murdoch climbs out of the ring and walks to the back. Adrian Hawkins holds out his hand to Murdoch, who just glares at him as he walks by. The Age of the Fall start walking to the ring as Jimmy starts to talk again.
Jimmy Jacobs: Now, I have to say... I AM F[beep]NG PISSED OFF! The last two weeks, the Age of the Fall, the dominate group in all of WRESTLING, has been overshadowed by another group, who we don’t even know who’s pulling the strings! Tonight, they recruited two people to their cause, and they don’t even know who they’re working for! That group is FATE! These videos keep playing, saying that Fate smiles favorably on some, that is pre-determined. That’s bullsh[beep]t! We have all the gold. We call the shots. Fate is what WE decided it to be. FATE can come in here all they want, but need to know RIGHT NOW, stay out of our path. We determine our own Fate, and that’s a lot of Anarchy, Chaos and Madness caused.
Jimmy tosses the mic down as the crowd boos and we go to commercial break. OVERALL: 70%
-Segment 11- “The All-Night Delight” Rhett Titus vs “Pimp Daddy” Kenny King (if anyone from Age of the Fall interferes, Jimmy will be stripped of his title) Jimmy Jacobs and the rest of the Age of the Fall sit ringside, with Jimmy Jacobs on commentary as “Big Pimpin’” by Jay-Z hits and Kenny King, in his trademark fur coat, pants (with suspenders) and no shirt comes out, the fedora matching the lime green pants perfectly and holding a tall, silver capped cane. He is trailed by a couple ladies, who he promptly turns to, pointing to one and tells them to “go find someone to pay you for tonight, bitch. And you, take my coat, and don’t you dare get it dirty.” He’s followed out by The All-Night Delight as “Addicted to Love” by Robert Palmer hits. Rhett comes out, quite wary of the Age of the Fall, despite Commissioner Steve Austin’s rule that they cannot interfere in this match. Once in the ring, the two former partners and Tag Team Champions go at it, neither able to gain the upper hand initially, going back and forth. After a decent 10 minutes of so, Rhett takes the advantage, and finally hits the Muff Driver on Kenny King to pick up the win. As soon as the bell rings, the Age of the Fall does what everyone should’ve expected from the get go, and climb into the ring and annihilate both men. With Rhett and Kenny down, Jimmy finally enters the ring, and pulls Rhett Titus up to his feet before hitting him with the Contra Code. Jimmy then pulls the title over to him, and sitting on the mat next to a laid out Rhett Titus, starts laughing into the camera as the show ends. WINNER: Rhett Titus by pinfall following a Muff Driver OVERALL: 85% CROWD: 86% MATCH: 84%
SHOW OVERALL RATING: 76%
|
|
Dan O'Mac
Trying Out for Tough Enough
Don't Open the Box...
Posts: 149
|
Post by Dan O'Mac on Sept 14, 2012 15:38:37 GMT -5
E-mail 9/18/13 1) TNA got a 5.48 rating for 'TNA Tuesday' 2) WWE got a 0.68 rating for 'NXT' 3) We got a 3.45 rating for 'ACW Live!'. Attendance was 4028 4) Claudio Castagnoli - I was thinking, how about giving me some matches with Davey Richards? I think we'd be able to do some good work together given the chance. 5) Road Agent - Kazarian and Joey Ryan have fantastic chemistry in the ring, it adds a lot to the match. 6) Road Agent - Adam Cole & Kyle O'Reilly work well together as a team, it adds to their matches.
|
|
Dan O'Mac
Trying Out for Tough Enough
Don't Open the Box...
Posts: 149
|
Post by Dan O'Mac on Dec 13, 2012 19:07:51 GMT -5
And... three months later, my computer is back up and working at home so I can do more than read and comment here! Expect the next show (with a new writing format since I'm lazy) soon.
|
|
Dan O'Mac
Trying Out for Tough Enough
Don't Open the Box...
Posts: 149
|
Post by Dan O'Mac on Jan 4, 2013 11:16:34 GMT -5
Edit: Due to me really struggling to get back into this one, I'm shelving it for a new diary. Downloaded a Dec 2012 update pack I found from ewr.tumblr.com/ and will go from there. Expect more tonight...
|
|