Thatponyguy's ROH diary!

[thatponyguy]

Here we go again.

Data pack is October 1st, 2009. Fed is Ring of Honor.

Roster~ (Red=Heel Blue=Face, Purple=Tweener)

Main Eventers: Petey Williams and Austin Aries (ROH World Heavyweight champion).

Upper Midcarders: Brent Albright, Chris Hero, Claudio Castagnoli, Colt Cabana, Davey Richards, D-Lo Brown, El Generico, Jay Briscoe, Jimmy Rave, KENTA, Kevin Steen, Mark Briscoe, Necro Butcher, Roderick Strong, Sonjay Dutt and Tyler Black.

Midcarders: Adam Pearce, Eddie Kingston and Joey Ryan.

Lower Midcarders: Cheech, Cloudy, Delirious, Eddie Edwards, Kenny King, Kenny Omega, Matt Jackson, Nick Jackson, Player Dos, Player Uno, Rhett Titus and Sara Del Rey.

Openers: None.

Jobbers: None.

Managers: Daizee Haze (Manages: Delirious) and Prince Nana (Manages: Joey Ryan, Jimmy Rave and Claudio Castagnoli).

Non-Wrestlers: Dave Prazak and Jim Cornette.

Company Stats: I am a cult-level promotion with $1,300,000 in the bank, a PI of 73%, a risk level of 70%, Merchandising is at 65%, Advertising is at 60% and Production Values are at 60%. I have a Good Training Camp ready to produce new trainees at the end of October '10. I have a weekly, Late Evening TV show on Monday nights named ROH Wrestling. It is on HDNet.

Top 5 Babyfaces:
1: Petey Williams
2: Sonjay Dutt
3: Mark Briscoe
4: Jay Briscoe
5: Tyler Black

Top 5 Heels:
1: Austin Aries
2: D-Lo Brown
3: Chris Hero
4: Jimmy Rave
5: Claudio Castagnoli

Active Tag Teams:
Albright and Cabana (Brent Albright and Colt Cabana)
American Wolves (Davey Richards and Eddie Edwards)(Current ROH Tag Team champions)
King and Titus (Kenny King and Rhett Titus)
Steenerico (El Generico and Kevin Steen)
Super Smash Brothers (Player Uno and Player Dos)
The Briscoe Brothers (Mark and Jay Briscoe)
The Young Bucks (Matt and Nick Jackson)
Up In Smoke (Cheech and Cloudy)

Stables:
Pretty Boy Pitbulls (Austin Aries(Leader), Kenny King and Rhett Titus)
The Embassy (Claudio Castagnoli, Jimmy Rave, Joey Ryan and Prince Nana(Leader))

Other Promotions(I had to delete all but six to make the game run faster on my shitty laptop):

CHIKARA: Size: Regional, Based In: America, Public Image: 83% Owned By: Mike Quackenbush, Risk Level: 60%, Production Values: 55%, Top 5 Stars: Colin Delaney, Mike Quackenbush, Vin Gerard, Gran Akuma and Chuck Taylor.

Dragon Gate USA: Size: Cult, Based In: America, Public Image: 25% Owned By: Satoshi Oji, Risk Level: 95%, Production Values: 60%, Top 5 Stars: Brian Kendrick (Who I'm totally gonna steal), Jimmy Jacobs (Again, stealing), Masato Yoshino, CIMA and Super Crazy.

Pro Wrestling Guerrilla: Size: Cult, Based In: America, Public Image: 30% Owned By: Super Dragon, Risk Level: 70%, Production Values: 60%, Top 5 Stars: Brian Kendrick, Paul London (Stealing~), Super Dragon, TJ Perkins, Scorpio Sky.

Total Nonstop Action: Size: National, Based In: America, Public Image: 83% Owned By: Dixie Carter, Risk Level: 74%, Production Values: 80%, Top 5 Stars: Kurt Angle, Sting, Mick Foley, Booker T and Samoa Joe.

World Wrestling Entertainment: Size: Global, Based In: America, Public Image: 63% Owned By: WWE Board of Directors, Risk Level: 66%, Production Values: 95%, Top 5 Stars: Undertaker, HHH, Ric Flair, John Cena and Shawn Michaels.

Mmkay, first show will be up in a sec.

[thatponyguy]

So I signed four new workers to written deals: Brian Kendrick (Main Eventer, Heel), Jack Evans (Upper Midcarder, Face), Jimmy Jacobs (Upper Midcarder, Heel) and Paul London (Upper Midcarder, Face). I also signed Kaz (Main Eventer, Face), to an Open Contract.


Three new workers: The Dudebusters (Trent Berretta and Caylen Croft, both Heel Openers) and Justin Angel (Lower Midcarder, Face).

Three more new workers: (Upper Midcarder, Tweener) (Hint: This'll make it obvious as fuck but: You're gonna get you're fucking head kicked in~!), (Upper Midcarder, Heel) (Hint: Lariat~!) And (Upper Midcarder, Heel) (Hint: Warrior). They're all former BIG ROH names.

Oh, yeah: The shows are gonna be written from a fan's PoV.

ROH Television 5/10/09

Segment 1: Jim Cornette is makin' his way down to the ring to open the show. He announces a four-corners match between Chris Hero, Claudio Castagnoli, Tyler Black and Petey Williams for later tonight to decide a #1 Contender to Austin Aries' Title. He also announces a new championship: The ROH Television championship. The first champ will be crowned at this Sunday's Glory by Honor in an elimination four-corners match. There will be four qualifying four-corners matches tonight.

Segment 2: Four-corners match for entry into the TV Title match

Colt Cabana vs. Joey Ryan vs. D-Lo Brown vs. the returning JACK EVANS!

A good match that Evans wins after a 630 Senton to D-Lo. ** ¾
Highlight: Jack Evans hitting a Suicide 450 Splash onto Ryan and D-Lo.

Segment 3: Four-corners match for entry into the TV Title match

Adam Pearce vs. Kenny King vs. Delirious vs. Brent Albright.

A pretty good match. Pearce wins when he hits Delirious with Brass Knux whilst King and Albright are fighting on the outside. ** ½
Highlight: Delirious sorta humping the ring after he gets hit with the Knux.

Segment 4: Four-corners match for entry into the TV Title match

Eddie Kingston vs. Jimmy Rave vs. Necro Butcher vs. a returning NIGEL MCLARIAT-I mean GUINNESS!

Unfortunately, McLariat's return isn't a happy one as he misses, what else, a Lariat on Kingston and turns around into a Backfist to the Future! ** ¾
Highlight: McLariat nailing Lariat's on everyone, including the ref, then going for the pin not realizing that the ref's out of it.

Segment 5: Yet another Four-corners match for entry into the TV Title match

Nick Jackson vs. El Generico vs. Kevin Steen vs.

It's worth noting that Steenerico have a Tag Title shot at GBH.
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IT'S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN~!
BRYAN FUCKING DANIELSON RETURNS TO ROH!
Unlike McLariat, Danielson's return IS a happy one as he wins after forcing Nick to tap out to the Cattle Mutilation when Nick's brother Matt screws up on his interference, whacking Nick in the head with a chair. ** ¾
Highlight: Danielson returning!

Main Event: Four-corners elimination match for #1 Contendership to the ROH World Title

Chris Hero vs. Claudio Castagnoli vs. Petey Williams vs. Tyler Black

First elimination: Claudio Castagnoli by Tyler Black via God's Last Gift
Second Elimination: Chris Hero also by Tyler Black via Paroxysm
Final Elimination: Black takes Williams down with a Super Kick and signals for God's Last Gift, when JIMMY JACOBS returns and whacks him in the face with his cane! Williams wakes up and, not realizing what happened, lifts Tyler up and nails the Canadian Destroyer for the win. ***
Highlight: Tyler Black missing a Suicide Phoenix Splash onto Petey Williams.


A solid show. ** ¾. Moment of The Night: Danielson’s return.

Glory by Honor card:
Petey Williams vs. Austin Aries© (For the ROH World Title)
Jack Evans vs. Adam Pearce vs. Eddie Kingston vs. Bryan Danielson (For the ROH TV Title)
Steenerico vs. American Wolves© (For the ROH Tag Titles)
vs. vs. vs. (Special four-corners Showcase match)
Claudio Castagnoli vs. Jimmy Rave vs. Colt Cabana (No. 1 Contenders Triangle match for the World Title)

Plus an appearance by Jimmy Jacobs.

INCIDENT~!: Sonjay Dutt publically admitted that he has an Alcohol problem, so I sent him to Rehab.

WWE signed Kaz to a written deal. Oh you motherFUCKERS! Also of note, the tossers hired Chris Daniels as well…

[thatponyguy]

Ring of Honor presents: Glory by Honor!

11/10/09

Dark Match: Four-corners match

Roderick Strong vs. Delirious vs. KENTA vs. D-Lo Brown

Good match. Strong pins KENTA after a Gibson Driver. ** ¾

It’s worth noting that there’s a new ring for the event.

Segment 1: Tag Team match for the ROH Tag Team Titles

Steenerico vs. American Wolves

A damn good match that AmWolves win after a kick to the balls by Davey on Steen followed up by a Super Kick/German Suplex combo. After the match Davey and Eddie attack Generico and leaving him down next to Steen. ***
Highlight: El Generico nailing a sweet Springboard 450 Splash before the match even began!
[ROH World Tag Team Titles gained in image]

Segment 2: Screams go throughout the arena followed by Walls Of Jericho’s The Haunted heralds the arrival of Jimmy Jacobs (Who I am a huge mark for, just Saiyan); he grabs a mic from ringside and says the following: “Tyler Black… Hehehe, y’know, people keep asking me why I attacked you, Tyler… Personally, I thought it was quite obvious, but it would seem that I have to spell it out… The Age Of The Fall… remember that little group Tyler? You, Necro Butcher, that bitch Lacey and I were the founding members… ” At this point Tyler Black’s music plays and he walks out, cutting off Jacobs “There a point to any of this shit, Jimmy?” He asks. “Yes, Tyler, there is a point… A couple of months ago… You proclaimed the Age Of The Fall to be dead… Hehehe… Tyler…?” “What?!” Asks Tyler, clearly irritated, “You were wrong…” Jimmy starts laughing maniacally as three figures wearing Ghostface masks jump Tyler from behind! They drag Tyler down to the ring and throw him in, where a still laughing Jacobs picks Tyler up and drags him into the corner, where he hits the Contra Code. One of the masked men, the biggest of them, picks Tyler up and nails a Running Sitout Powerbomb, before unmasking to reveal BRODIE LEE! One of the others picks Black up before throwing him into the corner and hitting a shiranui, then unmasking revealing himself to be BRIAN KENDRICK! The last masked man goes to the top rope and hits a double foot stomp before unmasking and… holy fuck… that’s fucking LOW-KI! Jimmy grabs the mic, still laughing. He stops just long enough to say “I told you didn’t I Tyler? The Age of The Fall is only… just… beginning…HahahahaHAHAHAHA!” The lights go out for about five minutes and when they come back on Jimmy and co. are nowhere to be seen and Tyler is hung from the rafters by his feet, his blood dripping down into the ring, in a scene eerily similar to the debut of the AoTF….
[Low-Ki debuted his new gimmick (Crazy) it got a positive response, Brian Kendrick debuted his new gimmick (Crazy) it got a negative response, Brodie Lee debuted his new gimmick (Crazy) it got a positive response, Tyler Black gained one point of overness from this segment]

Segment 3: After pulling Tyler down our next match begins Showcase Elimination four-corners match

vs. vs. vs.

The first participant is… PAUL LONDON! The second participant… JOEY MATTHEWS! Third and fourth are… Low-Ki and Brian Kendrick who walk to the ring together along with Brodie Lee to Jimmy Jacobs’ theme music.
First elimination: Joey Matthews by Brian Kendrick after a Sliced Bread No. 2
Second elimination: Brian Kendrick by Paul London via roll up right after the pin on Matthews.
Final elimination: After a great back and forth between Low-Ki and London Brodie Lee jumps into the ring and nails a Brodie Bomb on London. One Warriors Way later and Low-Ki has the victory. ***
Highlight: Paul London hitting a springboard Shooting Star Press on Kendrick and Low-Ki as they were walking down the ramp.
[Joey Matthews debuted his new gimmick (Cocky) it got a positive response]

Segment 4: Austin Aries is backstage. He rips into Petey Williams, calling him an unworthy, pathetic challenger.
[Austin Aries gained 1 point of overness from this segment]

Segment 5: Four-corners match for the ROH TV championship

Jack Evans vs. Eddie Kingston vs. Adam Pearce vs. Bryan Danielson

A damn good match that Adam Pearce, surprisingly, won after a Brass Knux shot to Kingston followed up by a Piledriver. ***
Highlight: Danielson locking Pearce in a Cattle Mutilation and Evans in a triangle choke at the same time.
[The ROH TV Title gained in image]

Segment 6: No. 1 Contenders Triangle match for ROH World Title

Claudio Castagnoli vs. Jimmy Rave vs. Colt Cabana

Good match between three great technical wrestlers. Cabana wins after a Colt .45 on Rave. ** ¾
Highlight: Cabana dominating both Castagnoli and Rave at the start of the match.

Segment 7: Petey Williams is backstage, preparing for his upcoming Title match, when he’s jumped by Kenny King and Rhett Titus of Austin Aries’ Pretty Boy Pitbulls stable.
[Kenny King gained 3 points of overness from this segment, Rhett Titus gained 3 points of overness from this segment.]

Segment 8: Singles match

Petey Williams vs. Austin Aries for the ROH World Heavyweight championship

Aries comes to the ring with a huge grin on his face. That grin soon fades as Petey’s music plays and he limps out. Petey somehow manages to put up a good fight, even though he’s injured, but interference from Kenny King makes all the difference. One 450 Splash later and Aries is still champ. After the match new #1 Contender Colt Cabana runs out to save Petey. Colt and Petey watch King and Aries back up the ramp as the event ends. **** ¼
[The ROH World title has gained in image.]

Good show. *** Highlight of The Night: Jimmy Jacobs promo/The Age of The Fall debut.

Glory By Honor was attended by 2626 people!
We made $78780 from ticket sales.

[Brain Of J]

Good start so far. The new Age Of The Fall is an interesting mix of people.

Also, I love the 09 roster. Kingston, Ryan, Omega, Petey ... lots of good talent that aren't ROH-synonymous.

Jed Shaffer
~D-Lo Brown is the #2 heel?!? Did I miss that point in ROH history?

[thatponyguy]

Jan 2, 2013 10:36:08 GMT -5 Brain Of J said:

Good start so far. The new Age Of The Fall is an interesting mix of people.

Also, I love the 09 roster. Kingston, Ryan, Omega, Petey ... lots of good talent that aren't ROH-synonymous.

Jed Shaffer
~D-Lo Brown is the #2 heel?!? Did I miss that point in ROH history?

I was worried someone'd have a fit about Low-Ki being in AoTF to be honest. The original line-up was gonna vbe: Jimmy Jacobs, Brodie Lee, Necro Butcher, Delirious and Joey Matthews but then I realised that Necro, Delirious and Joey all left the original AoTF, so... I pickked Kendrick cayse him and Jimmy in the same stable would be pure,100%, unadulterated awesome and Ki I had nothing else for.

Yeah, I about wet myself whenI saw the roster.

Ty Lovell aka thatponyguy.
»You mean you missed D-Lo's 769 month World title reign?!

[Brain Of J]

Not having a fit, but ... it's weird to think of Low Ki as, what, the #3 or #4 guy in the AOTF? Seems so bizarre. But it's not BAD. He can be the silent assassin.

Jed Shaffer
~I musta fallen into a time warp that day.

[thatponyguy]

Jan 2, 2013 21:56:30 GMT -5 Brain Of J said:

Not having a fit, but ... it's weird to think of Low Ki as, what, the #3 or #4 guy in the AOTF? Seems so bizarre. But it's not BAD. He can be the silent assassin.

Jed Shaffer
~I musta fallen into a time warp that day.

The silent assassin is kinda what I was thinkin'.

Ty Lovell
>You mean that two year period?

[thatponyguy]

ROH Wrestling 12/10/09

Segment 1: Tag team match

Age of The Fall vs. Up In Smoke
The show opens with Low-Ki and Brian Kendrick (Followed to the ring by Brodie Lee)

, who made their returns last night at Glory by Honor as members of Jimmy Jacobs’ new Age of The Fall, walking to the ring to Marilyn Manson’s This Is The New Shit. They announce that tonight, they’ll be making their in-ring return to ROH, taking on Cheech and Cloudy aka Up In Smoke. Ki and Kendrick, of course, squash Up In Smoke, picking up the win after a Kendrick from… well, Kendrick, on Cheech, followed up by a Warrior’s Way from Ki. ***… What? A jobber squash It may have been but it was a damn good one!
Highlight: Cheech doing a Flair-flop after a kick from Low-Ki.

Segment 2: After the match Tyler Black runs out to attack AoTF but is caught by Lee, who Brodie Bomb’s him onto the ground. Jimmy Jacobs then walks down to the ring, an evil smirk on his face. The lights go out for about five minutes and when they come back on, AoTF are nowhere to be seen and Black is in the same position he was at GBH, strung up from the rafters, bleeding bucket loads of blood.
[Jimmy Jacobs gained 1 point of overness from this segment. Tyler Black gained 2 points of overness from this segment.]

Segment 3: Four-corners rematch for the ROH TV Title, which the announcers… announce, will be defended on ROH Wrestling every week.

Adam Pearce© vs. Jack Evans vs. Bryan Danielson vs. Eddie Kingston

Just as good, if not better, than GBH’s match. Kingston gets the win and the Title when he ducks a Brass Knux shot from Pearce and nails a Backfist to the Future. ***
Highlight: Jack Evans 630 Senton’ing Pearce only to stand and get caught by a Backfist to the Future by Eddie Kingston.
[The ROH Television title has gained in image.]


Segment 4: Tag team Title match

American Wolves vs. Super Smash Brothers

Super Smash Bro’s put up a surprisingly good fight but a kick below the belt from Eddie to Player Uno, followed by their Super Kick/German Suplex finisher nets a tainted win for AmWolves. After the match Steenerico rush the ring and beat the shit outta Davey and Eddie! ** ½
Highlight: Steenerico putting Davey Richards through a table post-match.

Segment 5: Tag team match

Petey Williams and vs. Kenny King and Rhett Titus

Petey’s partner is revealed as his former Team Canada teammate BOBBY ROODE! Team Canada quickly pick apart King and Titus but get only a DQ win when Austin Aries attacks Petey! Colt Cabana runs out for the save and announces that he wants his ROH World Title match now! ** ½
Highlight: Petey and Bobby singing the Canadian National Anthem pre-match.

Segment 6: Singles match for the ROH World Heavyweight championship Colt Cabana vs. Austin Aries
A great match until Aries blatantly whacks Cabana with the ring bell. After the match Petey Williams attacks Aries and locks in the Sharpshooter as the show fades to black. ***
[The ROH World title has gained in image.]



I got ROH Wrestling to an Early Evening time-slot~!

New signings: CIMA (Midcarder, Tweener), Kid Kash (Upper Midcarder, Heel), Jason Cross (Midcarder, Tweener), Mike Quackenbush (Midcarder, Face) and Ruckus (Midcarder, Face).

[thatponyguy]

ROH Wrestling 19/10/09

Segment 1: Tag team match

CIMA and KENTA vs. and

Japanese stars CIMA and KENTA are walking to the ring for our opener. Their opponents are introduced as Caylen Cage and Trent Cardona, aka The Dudebusters. …Who? Well whoever they are they put up a pretty good fight but CIMA and KENTA were too much. CIMA gets the win after a Schwein on Cage. After the match the Dudebusters attack CIMA and KENTA! ** ¾
Highlight: Cardona hitting a springboard Moonsault Press on CIMA.
[CIMA is losing overness because of his weak gimmick. (Fuck, forgot to give him a gimmick)]

Segment 2: Singles match

Low-Ki vs. Tyler Black

Great match, Ki wins when Jimmy Jacobs whacks Tyler with his cane and Ki hits the Warrior’s Way.
Highlight: Tyler Black hitting a Phoenix Splash from the ring apron to the outside. ****
[Tyler Black debuted his new gimmick(Man On A Mission), it got a negative response. (FUUUUUUCK)


Segment 3: After the match Paul London, Necro Butcher and Mike Quackenbush (!) rush the ring and throw Ki out. London, Butcher and Quackenbush all hit their finishers on Jacobs, before Tyler Black grabs a chair and hits the God’s Last Gift onto the chair! After the beating Tyler grabs a mic and says: “Jimmy… you think you’re the only one with new friends? You have the Age of The Fall… I have the Age of Resistance.” Tyler picks Jimmy up and nails a Paroxysm onto the chair. And then the AoTF run out to save Jimmy, taking him to the back. Kendrick stays as he has a match with Paul London NEXT!
[Mike Quackenbush debuted his new gimmick (Man On A Mission), it got a negative response (Fuck). Necro Butcher debuted his new gimmick (Man On A Mission), it got a negative response (Double fuck). Paul London debuted his new gimmick (Man On A Mission), it got a positive response (Yay). Jimmy Jacobs gained 3 points of overness from this segment. (Woot!)]

Segment 4: Singles match Brian Kendrick vs. Paul London
Former WWE Tag champs go at it in a great match that London wins by DQ when Jimmy Jacobs runs out and beats the shit out of him! After the match Tyler Black makes the save. ***1\4
Highlight: A great trade of pinning combos at the start of the match that ends with London blasting Kendrick with a Super Kick!


Segment 5: Singles match

Adam Pearce vs. Eddie Kingston for the ROH TV Title

Good match that sees Adam Pearce win his title back, following a low blow and a Piledriver. After the match Kingston gets up and Pearce runs for it. ***
Highlight: The look on Pearce’s face when he realizes that he pinned Kingston.
[The ROH Television title has gained in image.]

Segment 6: Austin Aries is backstage. He calls Petey Williams a bunch of names.

Segment 7: Singles match

Jimmy Rave (W/ Prince Nana) vs. Jack Evans

A good match. Rave wins with the Ghanarea after a distraction from Prince Nana. ** ½
Highlight: Jack Evans serving Rave at the start of the match.
[Prince Nana debuted his new gimmick]


Main Event:

Team Williams (Petey Williams, Colt Cabana, Kevin Steen, El Generico, and Bryan Danielson) vs. Team Aries (Austin Aries, Claudio Castagnoli, Eddie Edwards, Davey Richards, and Nigel McGuinness)

First elimination: Davey Richards by Kevin Steen via Package Piledriver
Second Elimination: Colt Cabana by McLariat after… a Lariat
Third elimination: Eddie Edwards by Kevin Steen via Steenalizer
Fourth elimination: Claudio Castagnoli by Bryan Danielson via Super Kick
Fifth elimination: El Generico by Austin Aries via Last Chancery
Sixth elimination: Kevin Steen by McLariat via London Dungeon
Seventh elimination: AmDrag by Austin Aries via Low Blow
Eighth elimination: Petey Williams by Austin Aries and McLariat via low blow/Lariat combo. ***
Highlight: AmDrag paying homage to HBK by tuning up the band.

An alright show. ***

Now to go play EWR and write shit up for the rest of the night...

[thatponyguy]

I opened a Developmental Territory called Full Impact Pro.
Current Developmental Roster:
Arik Cannon
Austin Lee
Caylen Cage
Cheech
Chris Bosh
Chris Stylez (!)
Chuck Taylor
Cloudy
Daizee Haze
Delirious
Frightmare
Greg Pawluk
Hallowicked
Heath Slater (Slater’s gonna Slate)
Helios
Jagged
Jigsaw
Jimmy Olsen
Jody Fleisch
Joe Hennig
Justin Angel
Mike Kruel
Ophidian
PAC
Player Dos
Player Uno
Scott Lost
Shane Hagadorn
Shane Matthews
Trent Cardona
Zack Sabre Jr.

I also signed: Colin Delaney (Midcarder, Heel), Johnny Kashmere (Midcarder, Heel), Trent Acid (Midcarder, Heel), TJ Perkins (Midcarder, Heel).

Joey Matthews put himself into rehab for cocaine addiction… So I fired him. I can’t afford to pay 49 grand a month for a worker who’s in bloody rehab.

Auto-Booked show quality: 62.



1: Michinoku Pro have announced this year's roster of touring workers.
2: Chavo Guerrero has announced he will retire from WWE in one month.
3: Scott Hall has announced he will retire in one month.
4: Scott Vick has announced he will retire in one month.
5: Bill Dundee has announced he will retire in one month.
6: Tex McCoy has announced he will retire in one month.
7: Kevin Sullivan has announced he will retire in one month.
8: Bob Armstrong has announced he will retire in one month.
9: Alex Porteau has announced he will retire in one month.
10: Mickey Doyle has announced he will retire in one month.
11: Hector Guerrero has announced he will retire in one month.
12: Kapu has announced he will retire in one month.
13: Cholo has announced he will retire in one month.
14: Maree-O has announced he will retire in one month.
15: Bill Apter has announced he will retire in one month.
16: The Wrestler (*Comic Book Guy voice* Best. Name. Ever.) Has announced he will retire in one month.
17: Velvet McIntyre has announced she will retire in one month.
18: We made $1560000 off merchandise this month.
19: A new promotion, World Level Wrestling, has opened.
20: The following birthdays occurred this month: D-Lo Brown (37), Mike Kruel (30), Kenny Omega (26), Jimmy Olsen (23) and Joe Hennig (30).

Carry Silkin says: We are currently at a Cult level, at 83% image. We gained in public image last month. Currently, we are a financially solid company. Last month was disappointing, as we lost money. Overall I would say you are doing an average job.

[thatponyguy]

ROH Wrestling 2/11/09

Segment 1: Jim Cornette announces a four-corners match as tonight’s main event. It’ll be between Bryan Danielson, Colt Cabana, Petey Williams and Nigel McGuinness. The winner will go on to face Austin Aries at the returning Survival of The Fittest event. Returning along with the event is the SoTF Tournament! The winner will get a shot at the ROH World Title at a time and place of their choosing, sorta like WWE’s MiTB. The first three (Of six) qualifying matches will take place tonight!

Segment 2: Six man tag team match

The Age of The Fall (Jimmy Jacobs, Low-Ki and Brian Kendrick) vs. The Age of Resistance (Tyler Black, Mike Quackenbush and Paul London)

A good match that ends with a good ol’ fashioned six man tag clusterfuck, during which Tyler Black nearly kicks Low-Ki’s head off with a sweet Super Kick, Paul London takes both himself and Brian Kendrick out with a springboard SSP to the outside and Mike Quackenbush gets locked in the End Time by Jimmy Jacobs for the tap-out win! ***
Highlight: London’s Springboard SSP.

Segment 3: First SoTF qualifying match

Jack Evans vs. Adam Pearce for the ROH TV Title

A bit of a styles clash here but it results in a good match that Pearce wins via Side-lateral-Indian-Greco-Roman nut shot. After the match Eddie Kingston runs out and fucks Pearce up a bit. ** ¾
Highlight: Jack Evans dodging a Brass Knux shot then kicking the Knux off of Pearce’s hand.
[Adam Pearce gained 1 point of overness from this match. The ROH Television title has gained in image.]

Segment 4: Second SoTF qualifying match

Eddie Kingston vs. the debuting Kid Kash!

Another styles clash that provides a good match. Kingston wins when Adam Pearce misses with a TV Title belt shot and whacks Kash! Eddie hits the Backfist to The Future on Pearce then covers Kash for the 1-2-3. After the match Kash is pissed~! He flogs the shit out of Pearce, finishing with a Dead Level brainbuster onto the TV Title. ** ¾
Highlight: Kash flipping out at Pearce post-match.
[Kid Kash lost 1 point of overness from this match. Eddie Kingston gained 1 point of overness from this match.]

Segment 5: Steenerico are in the ring and they challenge AmWolves to a Tag Title match at SoTF. AmWolves come out and say that they accept! …As long as Steenerico can beat a tag team of AmWolves’ choosing tonight. Steenerico say that it’s on! AmWolves introduce Steenerico’s opponents: Austin Aries and Roderick Strong!
[Eddie Edwards gained 3 points of overness from this segment. El Generico gained 1 point of overness from this segment. Kevin Steen gained 3 points of overness from this segment. Davey Richards gained 2 points of overness from this segment. (Oh fuck the hell yes)]

Segment 6: Tag team match

Steenerico vs. the reunited (For one night only) Generation Next (Roderick Strong and Austin Aries)

A fucking excellent match that sees Steenerico pick up a surprising win… via DQ when AmWolves rush the ring and beat the unholy fuck out of them. After the match Colt Cabana and Petey Williams hit the ring to save Steenerico. *** ¼
Highlight: Aries and Generico Super Kicking each other at the same time.
[Roderick Strong gained 1 point of overness from this match. El Generico gained 1 point of overness from this match. Kevin Steen gained 1 point of overness from this match. (Steenerico make anything excellent, apparently)]

Segment 7: Third SoTF qualifying Four-corners match

The debuting Colin Delaney vs. The debuting Ruckus vs. Jimmy Rave vs. Joey Ryan

A damn good match. Rave wins after some interference by Prince Nana and a Ghanarea on Ruckus. ** ½
Highlight: Ruckus 450 Splashing Rave then standing up and getting That 70’s Kicked by Ryan who then gets planted by an Attitude Adjustment by Delaney.

Segment 8: Four-Corners #1 Contender’s match

Colt Cabana vs. Petey Williams vs. Bryan Danielson vs. Nigel McLariat

Williams wins via botched Aries-ference and then a Sharpshooter on McLariat for the submission, in what was a bloody good match. ***

*** show. Highlight of The Night: Kid Kash going bonkers on Adam Pearce.


Tyler Black want to be higher up the card, eh? 67 overness… Mmkay, welcome to the Main Event Tyler.



So I’m gonna steal BrainOfJ’s Theme song list idea thing:
Adam Pearce: Walk by Pantera
Austin Aries: Personal Jesus (Cover) by Marilyn Manson
Brent Albright: Faint by Linkin Park
Brian Kendrick: This is The New Shit by Marilyn Manson
Brodie Lee: This is The New Shit by Marilyn Manson
Bryan Danielson: The Final Countdown by Europe
Chris Hero: Kryptonite by 3 Doors Down
CIMA: Random Japanese sounding song
Claudio Castagnoli: Du Hast by Rammstein
Colin Delaney: Tik Tok by Ke$ha
Colt Cabana: Copa Cabana by Barry Manilow
Davey Richards: Cigaro by System of a Down
D-Lo Brown: Generic hip-hop
Eddie Edwards: Cigaro by System of a Down
Eddie Kingston: I’m Here by Hopsin
El Generico: !Ole! by The Bouncing Souls
Jack Evans: How You Like Me Now by Hopsin (Feat. SwizZz)
Jason Cross: Figure .09 by Linkin Park
Jay Briscoe: Gimme Back My Bullets by Lynyrd Skynyrd
Jim Cornette: None
Jimmy Jacobs: The Haunted by Walls Of Jericho (Preceded by the screams of Laurie Strode from the end of Halloween 2007)
Jimmy Rave: I Against I by Mos Def
Joey Ryan: Another One Bites The Dust by Queen
Johnny Kashmere: None (Yet)
Kenny King: Personal Jesus (Cover) by Marilyn Manson
Kenny Omega: Generic rock music
KENTA: See CIMA
Kevin Steen: Tear Away by Drowning Pool
Kid Kash: Bawitdaba by Kid Rock
Low-Ki: This is The New Shit by Marilyn Manson
Mark Briscoe: See Jay Briscoe
Matt Jackson: MMMBop by Hanson
Mike Quackenbush: Break It Down Again by Tears For Fears
Necro Butcher: I Won’t Back Down by Tom Petty
Nick Jackson: See Matt Jackson
Nigel McGuinness: Fuckin’ In The Bushes by Oasis
Paul London: Battle Without Honor or Humanity by Tomoyasu Hotei
Petey Williams: Awake and Alive by Skillet
Prince Nana: None
Rhett Titus: See Kenny King and/or Austin Aries
Roderick Strong: Did My Time by KoRn
Ruckus: Sag My Pants by Hopsin
Sara Del Ray: None
Shannon Moore: This Ain’t A Scene (It’s An Arms Race) by Fall Out Boy
TJ Perkins: None
Trent Acid: See Johnny Kashmere
Tyler Black: No Pity For A Coward by Suicide Silence.

Stables:
Pretty Boy Pitbulls: Personal Jesus (Cover) by Marilyn Manson
The Age of Resistance: No Pity For A Coward by Suicide Silence
The Age of The Fall: (With Jimmy Jacobs) The Haunted by Walls Of Jericho (Preceded by the screams of Laurie Strode from the end of Halloween 2007) (Without Jimmy Jacobs) This is The New Shit by Marilyn Manson
The Embassy: Du Hast by Rammstein

Kevin Steen insulted a few of our main wrestlers in an interview. I ignored it as it’s his first offense.

[thatponyguy]

ROH Wrestling 09/11/09

Segment 1: Fourth SoTF qualifying match

The debuting Shannon Moore vs. Roderick Strong

Strong dominates the entire match and finishes up with a Gibson Driver, then the Stronghold for the tap out win. **
Highlight: Strong actually kicking one of Moore’s teeth out!
[Shannon Moore is losing overness because of his weak gimmick. (Fuck)]

Segment 2: Fifth SoTF qualifying four-corners match

Low-Ki vs. Brodie Lee vs. Brent Albright vs. Kenny Omega

Low-Ki pins Omega after a Brodie Bomb from Lee and a Warrior’s Way from Ki. ** ¾
Highlight: Omega attempting a Dragonrana on Lee and getting caught and nailed with a Brodie Bomb.

Segment 3: Final SoTF qualifying ten man battle royal

Chris Hero vs. CIMA vs. Claudio Castagnoli vs. D-Lo Brown vs. Jason Cross vs. Kenny King vs. KENTA vs. Matt Jackson vs. Nick Jackson vs. Rhett Titus

First elimination: Rhett Titus by KENTA
Second elimination: Kenny King by KENTA
Third elimination: KENTA by Matt and Nick Jackson
Fourth elimination: Matt Jackson by CIMA
Fifth elimination: Nick Jackson by CIMA
Sixth elimination: Jason Cross by D-Lo Brown
Seventh elimination: Claudio Castagnoli by CIMA
Eighth elimination: Chris Hero by CIMA
Ninth elimination: D-Lo Brown by CIMA
Winner: CIMA **
[Jason Cross is losing overness because of his weak gimmick. CIMA is losing overness because of his weak gimmick. (Double fuck)]

Segment 4: Triangle match

Jack Evans vs. Kid Kash vs. Adam Pearce for the ROH TV Title

Jack Evans wins after an interfering Eddie Kingston hits a Backfist to The Future on Pearce, followed up by a 630 Senton by Evans. ***
Highlight: Kash flipping out on Pearce at the start of the match whilst Evans just chills out in the corner.
[The ROH Television title has gained in image.]

Segment 5: Tag team match

Age of The Fall (Jimmy Jacobs and Brian Kendrick) vs. Age of Resistance (Tyler Black and Paul London)

A good match that AoTF win after Brodie Lee Brodie Bombs London and Kendrick follows up with a… Kendrick. After the match AoTF destroy AoR until Necro and Quackenbush make the save. ***


Segment 6: Petey Williams verbally rips into Austin Aries.

Segment 7: Tag Team match

Steenerico vs. King and Titus

Steenerico dominate King and Titus until AmWolves run out. Eddie distracts the ref and Davey clobbers Steen and Generico with one of the Tag Titles and then hits a DR Driver on Steen onto the belt. Kenny covers Steen for the 3. After the match AmWolves beat Steenerico down. ***
[El Generico lost 1 point of overness from this match. Rhett Titus gained 1 point of overness from this match. Kenny King gained 1 point of overness from this match.]

Segment 8: Petey Williams is in the ring with a table. He explains that his match against Aries will be a table’s match. Aries jumps into the ring out of nowhere and attacks Petey. He tries to put him through the table with a suplex but Petey counters and puts Double A through the table! The show ends with Williams posing on one of the turnbuckles.
[Petey Williams gained 1 point of overness from this segment.]


Great show. ***

Survival of The Fittest Card:
vs. (SoTF Tournament final)
Petey Williams vs. Austin Aries© (For the ROH World Heavyweight championship)
Steenerico vs. American Wolves© (For the ROH World Tag Team championships)
Jack Evans© vs. vs. (the men who lost but weren’t pinned in the SoTF Semi-finals) (For the ROH Television championship)
Tyler Black vs. Brian Kendrick
Jimmy Jacobs vs. Paul London
Jimmy Rave vs. CIMA vs. Adam Pearce (SoTF Semi-final)
Eddie Kingston vs. Low-Ki vs. Roderick Strong (SoTF Semi-final)
Dark Match: Bryan Danielson vs. Nigel McGuinness.

SoTF and the show after set a lot of events in motion that end with HUGE changes to ROH. So they're VERY important.

[thatponyguy]

ROH present: Survival of The Fittest!

15/11/09

Dark Match: Singles match

Bryan Danielson vs. Nigel McGuinness

Best. Dark Match. EVER! Danielson wins via Cattle Mutilation. *** ¼

Segment 1: SoTF Semi-final triangle match

Low-Ki vs. Eddie Kingston vs. Roderick Strong

Damn good match. Strong wins after Adam Pearce attacks Eddie Kingston and Strong hits the Gibson Driver. ***

Segment 2: SoTF Semi-final triangle match

Jimmy Rave vs. CIMA vs. Adam Pearce

CIMA wins after Eddie Kingston whacks Pearce with a chair and CIMA hits the Meteora. ***
[CIMA debuted his new gimmick, it got a positive response.]

Segment 3: Singles match

Jimmy Jacobs vs. Paul London

Right before the match begins, the ref announces that this is now a first blood match. Jacobs wins by hitting London with his cane then pulling a spike out of his boot and stabbing London in the forehead! Jacobs continues to stab London with the spike ‘til Tyler Black runs out and attacks him. Brian Kendrick runs down and their match begins. ***

Segment 4: Singles match

Tyler Black vs. Brian Kendrick

The match never begins as Jacobs attacks Tyler as soon as the bell rings! A two-on-one beating ensues. (Would’ve been *** ¼)

Segment 5: Triangle match Jimmy

Rave vs. Low-Ki vs. Jack Evans© For the ROH TV Title

Rave wins via Nana-ference and Ghanarea on Evans.***
[The ROH Television title has gained in image.]

Segment 6: Tag team match

Steenerico vs. American Wolves© For the ROH World Tag Team Titles

Excellent match, ‘til AmWolves get themselves blatantly DQ’d. Steenerico and AmWolves brawl up the ramp, post-match. ***
[The ROH World Tag Team titles have gained in image.]

Segment 7: Table’s match

“The Canadian Destroyer” Petey Williams vs. “The Greatest Man Who Ever Lived” Austin Aries© for the ROH World Heavyweight Title

Fucking excellent match that Aries wins via interference from… The Backseat Boyz: Trent Acid and Johnny Kashmere! **** ¼
[The ROH World Tag Team titles have gained in image.]

Segment 8: Singles match

CIMA vs. Roderick Strong

Good match. Strong wins after… Aries-ference? The hell? After the match Aries and Strong shake hands. ** ¾
[This match suffered because the crowd were still pumped up from the last one, and so this bout was seen as something of a let-down to them. (Cuntstains.)]

Overall, a damn good show, *** ¼.

Survival Of The Fittest was attended by 3099 people!
We made $92970 from ticket sales.
WOOT-WOOT!


I hired Aaron Stevens and Max Boyer to written developmental deals.

[thatponyguy]

Segment 1: The Pretty Boy Pitbulls, Roderick Strong and The Backseat Boyz are in the ring to open the show. Austin Aries announces that The Pretty Boy Pitbulls are no more. On cue the Backseat Boyz and Roderick Strong attack Kenny King and Rhett Titus! Aries announces that they shall now be known as Generation Next Version 2.0. Aries proceeds to insult Matt Sydal, Jack Evans and Alex Shelley, claiming that “If the original GenNext could be as successful with second class wrestlers like Sydal, Evans and Shelley imagine how damn successful we’ll be with REAL talent. There’s me: The ROH World Heavyweight champion, The Greatest Man Who Ever Lived, Austin Aries, The soon-to-be ROH World Tag Team champions: Trent Acid and Johnny Kashmere, The Backseat Boyz and of course my good friend, The Messiah Of The Backbreaker, the SoTF 2009 winner, a man called the MVP, no not the crappy WWE ‘Superstar’, of Ring of Honor: Roderick Strong! Together… We’ll be the most successful stable in the history of Professional Wrestling. Forget The Four Horseman, screw n.W.o and to hell with Evolution. Generation Next v2.0 is the greatest collection of wrestlers ever… And we will rule Ring of Honor.” (I have a bunch of stables… all with different goals… AoTF want to destroy ROH, AoR wanna save it and GenNext v2.0 wants rule it) [Kenny King gained 2 points of overness from this segment. Rhett Titus gained 2 points of overness from this segment. Kenny King's turn was completed, and he is now a face. Kenny King gained 4 points of overness from this turn. Rhett Titus's turn was completed, and he is now a face. Rhett Titus gained 1 point of overness from this turn. (Oh god yes)]

Segment 2: Singles match

Jack Evans vs. Jimmy Rave for the ROH TV Title

Bit of a styles clash between the high-flying Evans and the tech wrestler Rave, but it’s a good match. Rave wins after Nana-ference and Ghanarea. ** ¾

Segment 3: Tag team match

Kid Kash and Adam Pearce vs. CIMA and Eddie Kingston

Oh now this is funny. Kash takes Pearce out before the match even starts! CIMA quickly goes up top and nails the Meteora and then Kingston picks Pearce up and hits the Backfist to The Future for the 1-2-3. After the match all three of them beat up Pearce and Kash leaves with CIMA and Kingston! ***
[Kid Kash's turn was completed, and he is now a face. Kid Kash gained 2 points of overness from this turn.]

Segment 4: Singles match

Chris Hero vs. KENTA

Fucking great match. Chris Hero wins after… Castagnoli-ference? The hell? *** ¾

Segment 5: More surprises as… Nigel McGuinness hits the ring? McGuinness hits a massive Lariat on KENTA, Chris Hero hits Cyclone Kill and Castagnoli hits a Ricola Bomb.
Hero: “…Earlier on tonight, Austin Aries announced that GenNext v2.0 were the greatest collection of wrestlers in the world… He was wrong. We, The Princes of The Universe (Twenty points to anyone who can correctly guess what that’s from), are the greatest collection of wrestlers in the world. Nigel McGuinness, Chris Hero and Claudio Castagnoli… The three greatest technical wrestlers in the world (That’s a blatant lie, but they’re damn close) And together we will take our rightful place at the top of the ROH mountain when Claudio and I reform the most dominant tag team ever and Nigel becomes #1 contender to, then later wins, the ROH World Title. We… will… reign… supreme over Ring of Honor…”
[KENTA gained 3 points of overness from this segment.]

Segment 6: Paul London and Tyler Black are backstage when they’re jumped by Jimmy Jacobs and Brian Kendrick! London and Black get beaten down.

Segment 7: Singles match

Davey Richards vs. Kevin Steen

An awesome match as, love ‘em or hate ‘em, Davey and Steen are fucking great wrestlers. Davey wins via Edwards-ference and a DR Driver. El Generico runs out to save his partner post-match. ****


Main Event: #1 contender’s elimination four-corners match

Petey Williams vs. Claudio Castagnoli vs. Nigel McGuinness vs. Tyler Black

First elimination: Castagnoli by Black after a dodged Lariat from McLariat hits Castagnoli
Second elimination: Black by McGuinness as unfortunately, the second Lariat doesn’t miss
Final elimination: McGuinness by Williams via submission to the Sharpshooter. After the match Austin Aries appears and whacks Petey with a chair. He then announces that this’ll be Petey’s last chance, because if Petey loses he is fired from ROH! ***

Wow... three Face turns in one night...

We got a 0.47 rating for 'ROH Wrestling'!
The attendance level was 511 people.
We made $10220 from ticket sales.

Shannon Moore wants to be promoted to Upper Midcarder: How about no, ya crazy Jobber bastard? (Twenty more points to anybody who can tell me what that’s inspired by)

[thatponyguy]

Updated Roster~! [Name, (Disposition, Gimmick)]

Main Eventers: Austin Aries (Heel, Arrogant), Brian Kendrick (Heel, Crazy), Jimmy Jacobs (Heel, Cult Leader), Low-Ki (Heel, Crazy), Petey Williams (Face, No Gimmick Needed) and Tyler Black (Face, Man On A Mission)

Upper Midcarders: Brent Albright (Face, Old School Face), Bryan Danielson (Tweener, No Gimmick Needed), Chris Hero (Heel, Old School Heel [Soon to be Royalty]), Claudio Castagnoli (Heel, Cool [Soon to be Royalty]), Colt Cabana (Face, Fun Babyface), Davey Richards (Heel, No Gimmick Needed), El Generico (Face, Luchadore), Jack Evans (Face, Highlight Reel), Jay Briscoe (Face, No Gimmick Needed), Jimmy Rave (Heel, Royalty), KENTA (Face, Foreign Star), Kevin Steen (Face, No Gimmick Needed), Kid Kash (Face, Old School Heel [Soon to be Cocky]), Mark Briscoe (Face, No Gimmick Needed), Necro Butcher (Face, Man On A Mission), Nigel McGuinness (Heel, No Gimmick Needed [Soon to be Royalty]), Paul London (Face, Man On A Mission) and Roderick Strong (Heel, No Gimmick Needed [Soon to be Arrogant]).

Midcarder: Adam Pearce (Heel, Old School Heel), CIMA (Tweener, Foreign Star), Colin Delaney (Heel, Cocky), Eddie Edwards (Heel, NGN), Eddie Kingston (Face, Bad Ass), Jason Cross (Tweener, Highlight Reel), Joey Ryan (Heel, That 70’s Guy ), Johnny Kashmere (Heel, Cocky), Kenny King (Face, Cocky), Mike Quackenbush (Face, Man On A Mission), Rhett Titus (Face, Ravishing [Soon to be Cocky]), Ruckus (Face, Highlight Reel), Shannon Moore (Face, Highlight Reel), TJ Perkins (Heel, Arrogant [Yet to debut]) and Trent Acid (Heel, Cocky).

Lower Midcarders: Brodie Lee (Heel, Crazy), Kenny Omega (Face, Blue Chipper), Matt Jackson (Face, Daredevil), Nick Jackson (Face, Daredevil) and Sara Del Ray (Heel, Egomaniac).

Openers: None

Jobbers: None

Top five Babyfaces:
1: Petey Williams (77 Overness)
2: Tyler Black (67 Overness)
3: Paul London (64 Overness)
4: Kid Kash (63 Overness)
5: Mark Briscoe (62 Overness)

Top five Heels:
1: Austin Aries (80 Overness)
2: Low-Ki (72 Overness)
3: Jimmy Jacobs (68 Overness)
4: Brian Kendrick (66 Overness)
5: Nigel McGuinness (64 Overness)