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Post by magiconz on Dec 30, 2012 0:47:15 GMT -5
March 1st, 2007 From WrestlingObserver.com
MTV orders more episodes of Wrestling Society X --- In news that comes as a bit of a shock, MTV sent out a press release today saying that the company has ordered 12 more episodes of the over-the-top wrestling show known as Wrestling Society X. The press release stated that the first season of the show, a test run so to speak, was a “complete success” and has garnered good enough ratings that MTV is willing to throw more of their support (and money) behind the company. Specifically, MTV has authorized special 2-hour live “Super-Cards” to take place once a month and be aired on MTV’s various networks. The new season is set to begin on April 4th and the shows that will air in April are set to be taped later this month. Most of the original cast from the first season is expected to return but there is also expected to be some new additions to the roster. Bringing everyone up to speed…
Eyes on the Prize There appears to be a storm brewing over the most prestigious title in all of WSX, the WSX Championship. Ricky Banderas is the current champion, having won the belt from Vampiro by throwing him into a coffin filled with explosives. In Banderas’ mind, this was payback for Vampiro causing severe burns to his face in a match in Puerto Rico back in 2006. The former WSX champion is looking to settle the score, however, and get back the belt that he said was his life. These two evil figures aren’t the only ones gunning for the WSX Championship as 6-Pac, who was defeated by Vampiro in the inaugural WSX championship match and is partially responsible for Banderas coming into WSX, is foaming at the mouth to get another chance at the gold. The WSX Championship isn’t the only thing on 6-Pac’s plate however… Three’s A CrowdIt seemed like Matt Sydal and Lizzy Valentine were the perfect couple. They were the stereotypical lovey-dovey, sickeningly sweet couple that made sure everyone knew about how much they loved each other. There appeared to be in trouble in paradise, however, after Lizzy received a mysterious love letter. Lizzy assured Sydal that it was just some crazy fan-mail but Sydal began to believe that there was more to the story after Lizzy kept the letter instead of just throwing it away. After seeing Liz talk with 6-Pac on numerous occasions, Sydal came to the conclusion that Pac is the one that wrote the love letter and that he and Liz might be romantically linked. Sydal even tried to attack Pac on the finale of Season 1 but was left laying. Is Sydal right or is there more to this story? The Sky is the Limit
Jack Evans and The Human Tornado have been embroiled in a feud over who the “flyest dude” in all of WSX is. What started out as a friendly dance competition lead to a heated wrestling match. Both men took the air, determined to come out on top in the battle but the match ended in a draw after the ten minute time limit had expired. Obviously, neither man was satisfied with this draw and demanded that WSX officials make a rematch between the two. The request was granted but they just won’t be fighting for pride this time around. At stake will be a new WSX championship geared towards the high-flyers of the company. The title will be known as the Top Flight championship. Will the Prince or Parkland be the first champion or will that honor belong to WSX’s resident P-I-M-P? United We Stand The Top Flight championship isn’t the only new belt coming to WSX as an 8-team tag team tournament is being set up to crown WSX’s first tag team champions. There are many talented teams in WSX but only one of them can be the inaugural WSX tag champs. Which team will rise above the rest and show that they are the cream of the crop? The Roster:
FAN-FAVORITES:
Aaron Aguilera Arik Cannon Babbi Slymm El Hombre Blanco Enmascarado (Quicksilver) Jack Evans Josh Raymond Kaos Matt Classic (Colt Cabana) M-Dogg 20 Nate Webb Nic Grimes (Sara Del Rey) (Manager) PAC Ruckus SeXXXy Eddy Teddy Hart The Human Tornado Vampiro Vic Grimes
THE VILLIANS:
Al Katrazz Chris Stylez Delikado (B-Boy) Disco Machine Eddie Kingston El Jefe (Manager) Francoise (Manager) Genki Horiguchi Joey Ryan Lizzy Valentine Luke Hawx Masato Yoshino Matt Sydal Mongol Nick Gage Ricky Banderas Sabian Scorpio Sky
THE INBETWEENERS:
6-Pac Jimmy Jacobs Lenny Lane (Color Commentator) Tyler Black
TEAMS & STABLES:
Al Katrazz & Luke Hawx D.I.F.H. (Doin’ It For Her) (Jimmy Jacobs & Tyler Black) Keepin It Gangsta’ (Ruckus & Babbi Slymm) Los Pochos Guapos (Kaos & Aaron Aguilera) Team Dragon Gate (Masato Yoshino & Genki Horiguchi) That 70’s Team (Joey Ryan & Disco Machine) The Cartel (Delikado, Eddie Kingston, Mongol, & El Jefe) The Filth and The Fury (Teddy Hart & M-Dogg 20) Trailer Park Boys (Josh Raymond & Nate Webb)
WSX Champion: Ricky Banderas
--------------------------------------------- Yeah, I know, I totally flaked on my WWE diary. The reality of having to book three shows every in-game week caught up to me and I decided that it was just too much. In my defense, I actually was going to try and stick with it until I made the mistake of marathoning my way through all of the episodes of Wrestling Society X. All of the insanity that takes place during the shows made feel like this was a great idea for a diary. Also, WSX only has one TV show instead of three, which is another thing that persuaded me to drop the WWE diary (for now anyway). Let's hope that this diary actually sticks!
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Post by Brain Of J on Dec 30, 2012 1:42:25 GMT -5
This is quite the fresh idea. Definitely won't have a feel like anybody else's diary.
Jed Shaffer ~Electrified Pirahna Tank match, or we riot.
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Post by magiconz on Dec 30, 2012 23:00:14 GMT -5
Preview for Season Two Premiere of Wrestling Society X
Yes, you read that right. Tell your neighbors, tell your friends, tell people that you hate… on April 4th, Wrestling Society X is back! Last season, WSX was known for having the most insane, daredevil, fast-paced action of any wrestling company on the planet. This season will be no different and it all starts with the season two premiere, which has three big matches confirmed for it! - The season two premiere will see the first match of a 8-team tournament to crown WSX’s first tag team champions! The match will see Los Pochos Guapos reignite their feud with Al Katrazz & Luke Hawx! Last season, these two teams met in a Tables, Ladders, and Cervezas match which saw Al Katrazz & Luke come out on top due to a miscommunication between Kaos & Aguilera. Will history repeat itself or will Los Pochos Guapos finally act like a cohesive unit and secure themselves a spot in the semi-finals? - The season two premiere will also see a new WSX champion crowned as The Human Tornado & Jack Evans face off to decide WSX’s first ever Top Flight champion! Last season, these two fought in one of most fast-paced matches in WSX to date. Unfortunalty, that match did not see a winner crowned due to the time limit expiring but that will NOT happen this time around! Due to requests from both men, this match will have no time limit, meaning there MUST be a winner! Who will walk out with the victory and a shiny new belt to show for it? - WSX staff would be remiss if we didn’t bring up the HUGE main event set for the show! Ricky Banderas has issued an open challenge for his WSX championship to ANY wrestler in the back. That challenge has been accepted by “Vicious” Vic Grimes! A bonafide deathmatch wrestling legend, Grimes fears no man and was eager to accept the challenge. In fact, Grimes decided to up the ante and fight Banderas in a match that features an object that the champion is very familiar with. That’s right; it will be an EXPLODING CASKET MATCH! The first man to put his opponent through the casket will walk out the WSX champion! Can Grimes shock the world and beat Banderas at his own game or will the satanic WSX champion keep his crown? You gotta tune in to find out!
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Post by comahan on Dec 31, 2012 15:07:46 GMT -5
This should be all sorts of fun and awesome.
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Post by magiconz on Jan 8, 2013 1:32:26 GMT -5
WrestlingHeat.com Season Two Premiere of Wrestling Society X (4/4/07) Recap by James Wilson Hey everybody, this is James Wilson from WrestlingHeat.com, ready to review the Season Two Premiere of Wrestling Society X! For those of you not familiar with WSX, the shows are taped in a place called the WSX bunker where a good chunk of the crowd are paid extras that react the way that MTV executives tell them to react. In WSX, every match is no DQ and has no count outs. Needless to say, this creates a…interesting product. Our announcers for this show will be Kris Kloss (a not very good announcer from XPW) and Lenny Lane of all people. Well that’s random. I would say that I miss the color commentator from last season but I don’t. Both men shill the hell out the show, hyping it up as “one of the biggest wrestling shows EVER” as some cheesy explosions go off. After they have shilled the product enough, they are joined in the commentary booth by two band members from My Chemical Romance, who just got finished playing a couple of their (shitty) songs. Oh yeah, every episode has a musical guest (or guests) that, after performing a couple of songs, guest commentates the rest of the show. Warning you all right now, most of them are awful commentators. Some of them are just plain awful people. Anyway, on with the show! - The show starts off with a video that the commentators tell us was taken before the show started. In it, former sweethearts Lizzy Valentine and Matt Sydal are walking into the building, arguing fiercely over something. Bless his heart; Sydal tries to express anger in his monotone voice. As the argument continues, it becomes clear that they’re arguing over the mystery love letter that Lizzy received last season. Sydal demands to know who wrote the love letter but Valentine insists that the letter was just some crazy fan-mail. Sydal doesn’t believe this for one second, however, and continues to grill Valentine, asking the blonde why she’s been hanging around that “washed-up loser” 6-Pac so much. Once again, Lizzy blows off the accusation and insists that she and 6-Pac are just friends. Pausing for a moment, Lizzy corrects herself by saying “Well, we were friends until you tried to attack him like a lunatic! Now, he wants nothing to do with me.” Still refusing to believe Lizzy, Sydal continued to question his girlfriend on her possible infidelity. The questioning comes to an end when Lizzy tells Sydal that she “can’t deal with him right now” and walks into their dressing room, slamming the door behind her and leaving her boyfriend to fume in the hallway. COULD WE BE WITNESSING THE BREAKUP OF WSX’S FIRST COUPLE?! My thoughts: Jesus, Sydal needs to take some acting lessons. I’ve seen stone walls that were more expressive than him in this segment. Lizzy’s hotness kinda, not really, made up for Sydal’s inability to act. [58%] 1. The first match of the evening, which was also the first match of the WSX Tag Team Championship Tournament, saw an old feud from season 1 come back to life as Al Katrazz & Luke Hawx did battle with Los Pochos Guapos, Kaos & Aaron Aguilera. The match started out with all four men brawling all over the WSX bunker, taking advantage of the “No-DQ, no count outs” rule of WSX. There was even shades of the TLC war between the two teams during season one when Aguilera smashed one of his signature Cervezas bottles from a six pack that he had brought to the ring over Luke’s head. Soon enough, however, the match made its way into the ring and took a much more traditional formula as Al Katrazz & Luke took turns beating down Kaos. The former XPW star repeatedly tried to tag out to his partner but was unable to due to the impressive teamwork of Al Katrazz & Luke. Instead of actually trying to encourage his partner, Aguilera just berates Kaos and tells him to “step your game up, esse” and tag him (Aguilera) in. Kaos did, in fact, “step his game up” and began making his own comeback, rattling Hawx with his fast paced offense. The crowd began to rally behind Kaos, cheering him on as he avoided any double team attempts from Al Katrazz & Luke and even picked up a very close near-fall on Hawx with a Crossbody off the top rope! Aguilera didn’t seem pleased with all the attention that his partner was getting, however, and just when it seemed like Kaos was moments away from securing a victory by himself, blind tagged himself into the match. This ended up being Los Pochos Guapos’ downfall as Aguilera, after initially using his size and strength to throw around both men on the opposing team, spent a little too much time posing for the “fine mamacitas” in the crowd. This showboating allowed Al Katrazz & Luke to regain control of the match using some less than clean maneuvers. Kaos begged his partner to tag him in but Aguilera insisted that he could “handle” this on his own. This proved not to be the case as he was soon dropped with a Lockdown (Alabama Slam) from Al Katrazz for the victory! After Al Katrazz & Hawx had celebrated their victory and headed to the back, Kaos confronted his partner, asking Aguilera why he refused to tag him (Kaos) in. Aguilera, seemingly depressed over the loss, just blew his partner off, grabbed one of his Cervesas bottles to drink from, and headed to the back. My thoughts: The match was fine. Not great (or even good) but it was inoffensive. Los Pochos Guapos’ continued inability to work together was the big story of this match though. Will Aguilera ever get over his love of alcohol and scandalous women for the sake of Los Pochos Guapos?! Personally, I would take the beer and women but I’m a pathetic shell of a man. [58%]- We now go TO THE BACK where WSX interviewer Lacey is standing by with the man that is at the top of his class, Scorpio Sky. As always, Sky has a plaque from his alma mater in each hand. You know, I was voted as “Most Likely to Succeed” in High School. Now I review wrestling shows for a living. A WINNER AM I. Anyhoo, Sky, after reminding everyone of his plaques and putting himself over as the most decorated athlete in WSX, stated that he has a major announcement to make. “One that will change the landscape of WSX forever!” Before he could make that announcement, however, 6-Pac appeared on the scene. Barely giving Sky a glance, he demanded that the high school standout leave because he had his own statement to make. Needless to say, Sky was not pleased at the blatant disrespect and gave 6-Pac a piece of his mind. …Or he would have had Pac not hit him with a Spinning Roundhouse Kick as soon as he opened his mouth to talk! Wow, way to go out like a little bitch Sky. With Sky taken care of, Pac made his statement. “Hey Sydal, I did NOTHING with your little girlfriend. I asked her for some advice on where to pick out some new dress shirts and that was it. Nothing more. If you really think that she’s hookin’ up with some other dude, go looking somewhere else because you’re barking up the wrong tree right now, brother.” Having addressed the Lizzy/Sydal situation, Pac quickly moved onto another topic. “Ricky Banderas…you and me got some business to take care of. I want to talk to you in the ring, man-to-man, next week!” Just as quickly as he appeared, Pac left, leaving a stunned Lacey and an unconscious Scorpio Sky. My thoughts: AND THE PLOT THICKENS~! Pac, while not an amazing talker by any means, seemed comfortable enough and Sky’s face was a very good catcher for Pac’s foot. [53%]2. The second match of the night was a doozy as it saw The Human Tornado and Jack Evans do battle to see who would become the first ever WSX Top Flight Champion. Even with no time limit hanging over their heads, both men moved with blinding speed, each one seemingly trying to outdo the other when it came to flashy moves. At one point, Tornado managed to Pimp Slap Evans over the guardrail while they were brawling on the outside. Seeing his opponent in a vulnerable state, Tornado wasted no time in heading back into the ring only to come flying out of it with an INSANE Somersault Plancha! He didn’t just take out Evans, he also took out several fans in the front row! But, they’re paid extras so who really cares about them? Evans, seemingly not wanting to be outdid, showed off his own impressive high flying ability at another point in the match when he managed to stop the P-I-M-P from hitting a moonsault off the top by nailing him in the back with a forearm strike. Evans quickly capitalized on Tornado’s prone position by hopping up to the top rope and bringing Tornado crashing head first into the mat with a Reverse Hurricarana! After the cameras showed the stunned faces of the extras in the crowd, Evans tried to secure the victory with a pinfall attempt but only got two. After several minutes of fast paced action, the match began heading into the final stretch as the two men began picking up near-falls on one another, both trying to see which high flying move would make them the first Top Flight champ. Just when it looked like the match was coming to an end, a mysterious man ran into the ring and began beating down both competitors! The ref had no choice but to declare the match a No-Contest as the man continue to put the boots to both men. As the cameras focused in on the man’s face, the announcers went into hysterics. Kris Kloss: “THAT’S KID KASH! WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING IN THE WSX BUNKER?!” Indeed, the cameras did reveal the man to be former ECW star Kid Kash. Kash, made sure to cap off his beat down with a Dead Level (Double Underhook Piledriver) to both men. He nearly dented Tornado’s fro! Without saying a word, Kash left the ring to the boos of the WSX faithful. My thoughts: The match was a complete spot-fest but damn was it fun. Tornado and Evans seem to have really good chemistry with one another. The big story of this match, however, was the WSX debut of Kid Kash. It annoyed me because he ruined a really good match (which was the point of him interfering) but at the same time, his arrival could make the Top Flight championship scene more interesting. [57%]- After a quick commercial break, the show cuts to a small family owned bakery. There are various breads and delicious sugary concoctions lining the shelves as an old woman tidy ups the store, wiping off the cash register and such. Meanwhile an equally old man is counting the money in the cash register. Am I still watching a wrestling show? Apparently, I am as the bell on the door rings, signifying that someone has entered the shop. Or, in this case, someones. The camera pans out to reveal that The Cartel have entered the shop. Led by the aged El Jefe, Delikado, Eddie Kingston, and Mongol saunterd into the shop. Immediately, a look of fear comes across the faces of the man and woman. Taking a moment to survey the shop, El Jefe informs the couple that they still haven’t paid their “security payment” for last month. Seriously, am I still watching a wrestling show?! The couple pleaded with the gang leader, telling him that business was slow last month and that they simply couldn’t afford to pay it last month. They state, however, that they will pay double their monthly rate this month if El Jefe can just be kind and leave them alone this one time. El Jefe, seemingly cool with this proposal, nods his head and turns to leave. Just when the couple let out a sigh of relief, El Jefe nods towards his men. Having gotten the signal, Kingston, Delikado, and Mongol rushed in and beat down the old man as his wife screamed in horror! Boots are rained down upon the poor man’s body until El Jefe lets out a whistle, signaling that they can stop. Out of seemingly nowhere, Mongol produced a fish and placed it over the body of the old man. With a tone as cool as ice, El Jefe tells the old woman that he expects triple the monthly rate in a few weeks. With another jerk of the head from their leader, The Cartel take their leave. As they exit the shop, Eddie Kingston casually remarks to El Jefe that WSX is having a tournament to decide their inaugural Tag Team Champions. “And surprise, surprise, we ain’t in it.” Taking a brief moment to consider this, El Jefe replies, “Well…I guess we’ll have to enter ourselves in it, aren’t we?” My thoughts: …AM I STILL WATCHING A WRESTLING SHOW?!?!?! [49%]3. The main event of the evening was a wild one as Ricky Banderas defended his WSX Championship against “Vicious” Vic Grimes in an exploding casket match. The caskets, as always, were placed in between the ring and the guardrails. From the get go, these two men brawled all over the bunker, neither one wanting to back down and show weakness. While Grimes was certainly no slouch, Banderas brought an intense viciousness with his blows that not even the deathmatch legend could match. Seeing that he was outmatched hand to hand fighting, Grimes resorted to what he knew best and began using various weapons to turn the tide in his favor. At one point, Grimes used a barbed wire baseball to bloody Banderas by rubbing the barbed wire across the satanic champion’s forehead. This strategy came back to bite Grimes when Banderas caused him to bleed by bringing a steel chair crashing down on his unprotected head numerous times! Eventually, the match boiled down to the two men trading shots on the top rope. Grimes seemingly got the better of the exchange with a few well-placed Headbutts. Sensing victory was near, Grimes hooked Banderas up for a Superplex off the top rope onto the casket! The Superplex attempt was stopped, however, by Banderas blowing a fireball in Grimes’ face! Blinded by the fireball, Grimes couldn’t help but lose his balance after a couple of shots from Banderas. Grimes went falling off the top rope… BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!! CHEESY EXPLOSION EFFECTS!!!!!
…and ended going through the exploding casket, making Banderas the official winner of the match! After the match was over, Arik Cannon ran down to the ring in an attempt to check on his hurt friend. He was intercepted, however, by Banderas who grabbed him by the throat and damn near put him through the mat with a Chokeslam! This caused Nic Grimes to go flying down the ramp and get into the ring. The masked woman pelted Banderas with various strikes but they didn’t appear to be having any real effect on the WSX champion. Suddenly, Banderas reached out and grabbed Nic by the throat, clearly intending to drive the woman through the mat with a Chokeslam! Banderas let go of Grimes, however, when he caught sight of his arch-rival Vampiro on the ramp. The two had a tense stare down for a moment until Vampiro ran into the ring and began trading blows with the WSX champion! The two men wailed away on each other, apparently equal in their striking ability. The stalemate was broken, however, by Vampiro ducking under one of Banderas’ punches and nailing him with a series of strikes of his own! This culminated in the former WSX champion sending the current WSX champion over the top rope with a Clothesline! The two once again had a tense standoff until Vampiro noticed that the WSX title was still in the ring. Grabbing ahold of the title that he once called his “life”, Vampiro raised the belt high in the air to the cheers of the crowd as Banderas could only fume and sneer at him from outside the ring. Vampiro has sent a clear message. He’s coming for the WSX championship! My thoughts: The match itself was pretty brutal. If you’re a fan of deathmatch wrestling, you’ll probably really like this match. If you’re not…well, go back and rewatch Tornado vs. Evans. The aftermath of the match laid down a solid foundation for a potential rematch between Vampiro and Grimes. [64%]
That’s all folks. This is James Wilson signing off. Stay smarmy, people.
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Post by comahan on Jan 13, 2013 8:04:54 GMT -5
That was all sorts of fun. I think my favorite segment was The Cartel beating up the old couple in the bakery. Just hilariously awesome.
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Post by magiconz on Jan 21, 2013 2:38:08 GMT -5
WrestlingHeat.com Season 2, Episode 2 of Wrestling Society X [61%] Announcers: Lenny Lane & Kris Kloss It’s time! It’s time! It’s WSX time! Last week’s season premiere was fairly solid so let’s see if the company can keep it up as it continues marching through season 2. This week’s musical guests are Gym Class Heroes. These guys are, quite possibly, the douchiest douches to have ever douched it up. I feel like a worse person just for laying eyes on them. As per usual, after the commentators have shilled the show (making sure to hype up the main event of Matt Classic vs. 6-Pac), they are joined by two members of the Gym Class Fools (SEE WHAT I DID THERE?!). Let’s get it on! - The opening match of the evening was meant to be a first round Tag Team Championship tournament match between Keepin’ It Gangsta and D.I.F.H. This was not to be, however, as D.I.F.H. never made it to the ring. Ruckus & Babbi Slymm stood confused in the ring as the music of their opponents continued to play without any sign of them. Suddenly, Kloss screamed into his headset to inform us that something was going on backstage and pleaded with the production crew to “get a camera back there”. As it turned out, the “something” was Jimmy Jacobs & Tyler Black being beaten down by The Cartel! With the numbers advantage on the side of the Cartel, El Jefe watched on as his men decimated Black & Jacobs, throwing them into various walls and nailing them across the back and head with steel chains. The mugging ends with D.I.F.H. laying beaten and bloodied on the ground, a dead fish on top of both of their bodies courtesy of Mongol. With a simple jerk of the head, El Jefe led his men away from their latest victims. Their destination was soon revealed as they walked out from behind the curtain and made their way down the ring! Immediately, the ref tried to tell the gang to leave the ring but they all stood their ground, daring the official to make them leave. The ref’s protests were halted by Babbi Slymm grabbing ahold of a mic. “Hey, we were promised a WSX Tag Team Tournament match. It don’t make no difference to us who we face. Since D.I.F.H. just got laid out and these fools seem ready to fight, why don’t we face them instead? We’ll show them how some REAL gangstas do!” That’s just bad grammar. The ref initially refuses to sanction the match but, after some coaxing from both team, shrugged his shoulders and called for the bell to be rung. Looks like we got an impromptu match on our hands! My thoughts: Damn, The Cartel are just thugs, aren’t they? From old men to emos, they’ll beat down anybody in order to get ahead. Wonder if I can convince them to beat up that one kid that bullied me in middle school? JIMMY, THE CARTEL IS COMING FOR YOU, N…. well, you all know the rest. [53%] 1. Although Eddie Kingston and Delikado were the actual competitors standing across the ring from them, Babbi Slymm & Ruckus still had to deal with all four members of the Cartel due to constant interference from Mongol & El Jefe who were hanging around ringside. Any time that Keepin’ it Gangsta seemed to be taking control of the match, a convenient distraction from Mongol or Jefe put the Cartel right back in the driver seat. In addition to that, Kingston and Delikado used a variety of dirty tactics, such as eye pokes and back rakes, to complement their street fighter styles and keep their opponents at their mercy. Ruckus and Slymm showed some resiliency, however, and soon began battling back against the cholos with some less-than-clean methods of their own. The Cartel started it so it’s okay. As the match began winding down, Ruckus managed to send Delikado sprawling to the outside with a Hurricarana while Babbi Slymm clotheslined Kingston out of the ring. Mongol and Jefe rushed over to help their comrades get back up to their feet but they were met by a Suicide Dive from Ruckus that took out the entire Cartel! The crowd went nuts for the high flying move as Slymm, the legal man for his team, threw Kingston, the legal man for his team, back in the ring. What Slymm didn’t notice, however, was Kingston discreetly wrapping a steel chain around his fist as he was being thrown into the ring. Once Slymm tried to grab ahold of the cholo, Kingston delivered a swift uppercut to Slymm’s groin! The gangsta didn’t have much time to contemplate his hurt testicles as he soon had a steel chain wrapped fist smashing into the side of his head courtesy of a Backfist to the Future from Kingston! Ruckus tried to dive into the ring to break up the ensuing pinfall but the remaining members of the Cartel held him back as the ref counted to three and awarded the victory to Kingston & Delikado! After the match, The Cartel beat down Ruckus and left him laying next to his unconscious partner. As is customary for all Cartel beatdowns, a dead fish was placed on top of both men’s bodies. The Cartel have proven that they are a force to be reckoned with and that they could soon be in possession of the WSX Tag Team Championships! My thoughts: A fun little match that put over the Cartel as a force to be reckoned with. Not amazing but it got the job done [54%]
- After a quick commercial break, the cameras go backstage where backstage correspondent Lacey was standing by with the man that she was supposed to interview last week, Scorpio Sky. Taking a quick moment to polish the high school awards in both of his hands, the arrogant young man reminded the audience at home that he never got a chance to make his big announcement last week thanks to “that degenerate” 6-Pac. “I can’t believe he (6-Pac) made all of the WSX faithful wait a whole week to hear this blockbuster announcement. Trust me Lacey, its HUGE news. President Bush’s State of the Union address has got nothing on the announcement that I’m about to make. Not quite as big as being voted ‘Most Likely to Succed’ AND ‘Best Athlete at Monteclair High School” but still, it’s big. Ok, my announcement is that I…” Right before Sky could make the announcement, Vampiro walked into the camera frame with…the WSX Championship around his neck?! He must still be in possession of it after getting his hands on it during the skirmish that between him and Ricky Banderas at the end of last week’s show! Much like 6- Pac did last week, Vampiro told the “The Greatest (…in Monteclair High School history)” to get lost. Much like last week, Sky got upset at being told to scram and, much like last week, he was disposed of for his insolence! After “taking the trash out”, Vampiro snatched the mic away from Lacey and told her to leave, which the interviewer wisely did. Now by himself (well, Sky’s dead carcass was still on the floor), Vampiro sent a message to his rival, Banderas. “Finally, I have MY belt back. The same belt that I called my life. I have a piece of my soul again…but something doesn’t feel right. I still feel hollow, as if I’m still missing something. Why? Because this belt doesn’t really belong to me. I hold it in my hands but it’s not really mine. The nameplate still reads ‘Ricky Banderas’. Even when I have the physical belt in my hands, the idea that it really belongs to you, Banderas, makes me ill. I can’t eat, I can’t sleep, I can’t do anything knowing that a part of me still belongs to you. No more, Banderas. It’s time for me to take my life back. On April 29th, WSX is holding its first ‘Super-show’, Showdown in the Sun. On that night, you and I will be going to war once again for this beautiful championship. On that night, I reclaim my life.” My thoughts: Poor Sky. Dude just can’t catch a break. On the upside, Vampiro cut a good promo. [62%]2. The second match of the evening saw the debuting SeXXXy Eddy take on Matt Sydal. SeXXY Eddy…how do I describe this guy? He came down to the ring wearing a bowtie and a thong, gyrating his hips in the direction of every woman in the building. I’m 99% sure that some of the girls that he was thrusting at were under aged. Once in the ring, he continued to gyrate his hips and shouted that all a woman had to do was “pay to hop on the ride”. By ride, I think he’s talking about his penis. It’s worth noting that Sydal, uncharacteristically, came down to the ring by himself. Perhaps this is a sign of how rocky his relationship with Lizzy Valentine is? Eddy took note of Lizzy’s absence and told Sydal that it was a shame that she wasn’t here. “I would have let her ride for free!” Needless to say, this comment doesn’t go over well with Sydal, who quickly tackled Eddy to the ground and began pummeling him with punches! This new-found aggression allowed Sydal to control a good portion of the match as he was less concerned with showing off his impressive athleticism and more focused on using Eddy as a way to vent out his frustrations. Just when it seemed like Sydal was gonna put away the WSX rookie with relative ease, Eddy managed to string together some offense after he was able to avoid Sydal’s signature Swinging Corner Clothesline. With Sydal still hung up in the turnbuckle in a Tree of Woe position, Eddy ascended to the top and brought both his feet crashing down onto his opponent’s chest with a Double Foot Stomp! From there, the male prostitute used his speed to gain control of the match while still taking the time out every now and again to thrust his pelvis at a “lucky” female in the crowd. Eddy’s mannerisms infuriated Sydal but the WSX newcomer used his opponent’s anger to his advantage and made Sydal pay for the reckless errors that his anger caused. In the end, however, the match was decided by Eddy’s tendency to showboat. The male prostitute spent too much time ogling an attractive young lass in the crowd which allowed Sydal to run up and catch him with a flying knee to the jaw! Hope Eddy’s clients like a man with some missing teeth. Still holding his aching jaw, the WSX newcomer could do nothing as Sydal whipped him off the top rope with a Hurricarana! One Here We Go Driver (Pumphandle Half Nelson Driver) later and Sydal picked up the hard fought victory! Instead of allowing the ref to raise his hand in victory, Sydal immediately bailed from the ring after getting the victory and stomped his way to the back. It seems like his mind is still on Lizzy and the cracks showing in their relationship! My thoughts: Solid match. Even though Eddy is a bit sloppy in the ring, he has an…interesting gimmick that somewhat makes up for it. Sydal, despite not being able to cut a promo to save his life, is one hell of a wrestler and it showed here. [55%]- Backstage, Lacey was standing by with the man that ruined the WSX Top Flight championship match last week, Kid Kash. Seeing no need to mince words, Lacey immediately asked the question that was on everyone’s mind. “Why did you interrupt the WSX Top Flight Championship match between Jack Evans and The Human Tornado last week?” A sour look etched across his face, Kash responded by saying that he didn’t “ruin” last week’s Top Flight match. He “saved” it! Kash stated that he’s been watching WSX at home and that he was ashamed of what he saw. “Two kids trying to play wrestler, acting like they’re hot sh** just because they’re on TV and these idiot fans cheer for them. They think that all you need to succeed in this business is some cool looking flips and some goofy ass character.” Kash said that he doesn’t “shuck and jive” for the amusement of the crowd. He doesn’t pimp women either. He kicks ass, takes names, and cashes checks. “Why? Because I’m a wrestler! Hell, I was ‘Top Flight’ while these kids were still wiping their runny noses on their sleeves! Am I the one getting TV time? NO! Just because I don’t have a certain look or I’m too old or I don’t have the ‘It Factor’, I have sit at home and watch these bratty kids take up the spotlight.” Kash claimed that the reason why he has come to WSX is because he’s tired of just sitting back and watching this generation’s wrestlers “muck up” what wrestling is supposed to be. “It’s time to remind these ungrateful punks just how wrestling is supposed to be. That starts with me claiming the Top Flight Championship. Now get that damn mic out of my face.” My thoughts: JEEZUS. I could hear the bitterness dripping off of Kash’s voice. In a company that’s filled with over the top gimmicks, a no-nonsense character like Kash could make for some fun matches. The promo itself was pretty solid. [65%] 3. The main event of the evening was an…odd one as the epitome of old school, Matt Classic, went head to head with 6-Pac. The match was an interesting clash of styles as Pac used his educated feet to rock Classic with various kicks. On the other hand, the masked Classic wrestled a squeaky clean match, utilizing his mastery of mat technique to keep Pac grounded and making sure not to do any action that could be perceived as “dishonorable.” At several points during the match, Classic was able to handily wrestle Pac down to the ground but allowed him to get up every time for the sake of “good sportsmanship”. Every time, a flustered Pac rose to his feet and charged after Classic but was eventually wrestled down the mat again. Finally, Pac decided that he was going to use what knew best. Dirty tactics. After being taken down by Classic for what had to have been the fifth or sixth time, Pac rose to his feet and offered the Greco Roman wrestling master a handshake. Being the gentleman that he is, Classic accepted the handshake. To the shock of no one except Classic, this turned out to be a ruse as Pac quickly booted Classic in the gut and turned his mask around! Blinded, Classic stumbled around the ring, desperately trying to find his bearings, but was only met with vicious kicks from Pac. After a minute or so of the degenerate toying with Classic, the masked wrestler was defeated after being dropped with a 6-Factor (is X-Factor really copyrighted?). After the match, Pac quickly kicked Classic out of the ring and grabbed a mic. “Hey Banderas, get your ass out here! We got some business to take care of.” After a brief moment of suspense, Banderas, looking in a particularly foul mood due to Vampiro being in possession of his championship, acquiesced to Pac’s demands and entered the ring. Pac states that Banderas knows why he was called out here. “I want my damn title shot!”, screamed Pac. Both the crowd and the announcers showed their confusion at this statement but Pac expounded on his statement. “You know what the deal was. I help you come into this company; you get your revenge on that freak Vampiro by taking his WSX championship, and I get the first shot. But I wasn’t the first one to get a title shot, was I? That fat bastard Vic Grimes got a shot before me! Are you serious?! What kind of sh** is that?!” Having worked himself into a rage, Pac calmed himself down and gave Banderas a way to make the situation right. “Add me to the WSX Championship match at “Showdown in the Sun!” Immediately, the announcers began salivating over the idea of three of WSX’s biggest stars doing battle in one match. Hell, I like the idea of the match myself. After taking a moment to process Pac’s demands, Banderas snatched the mic away from Pac and gave him a simple answer. “No.” This did not please the degenerate as he demanded to know why Banderas refused to give him the shot. In a calm yet intimidating voice, Banderas told Pac that he no longer had any use for the degenerate. “We were never business partners. You were just a pawn that I used to get to Vampiro. No more, no less. I owe you nothing.” Banderas stated that his end goal has always been to hurt Vampiro, to scar him. “Scar him like he scarred me”, Banderas said, making sure to point to the burn mark on his face. The WSX champion stated that once his war with the former WSX champion has ended, he would gladly rule WSX as its undisputed king and destroy anybody that tried to step up to him. Right now, however, his conflict is with Vampiro and Vampiro alone. “You have nothing to do with this. Trust me; you don’t want to play a part in this war. Do yourself a favor and back away from the fire before you get burned.” Feeling extremely disrespected at being denied a spot in the WSX title match at “SITS”, the former member of Degeneration X decided that actions speak louder than words and began firing off shots to the head of the WSX champion! For the first time in a long time, the crowd actually started rallying behind Pac as he nailed Banderas again and again. Surprised at the crowd reaction, Pac bounced off the ropes in an attempt to knock the WSX champion off his feet. The Satanic Banderas would have none of it, however, and damn near took Pac’s head off with a HUGE Big Boot! Banderas wasn’t through, however, as he dragged TAKFA 1-2-3 Kid up to his feet and dragged him out onto the ring apron. Wrapping his hand around Pac’s throat, he lifted the degenerate up in the air and sent him crashing through a conveniently placed table on the floor with a Chokeslam! The crowd started going into hysterics as the announcers frantically informed us that they’re out of time and must end the broadcast. The final image before the show cuts to black was Banderas sneering down at the broken body of 6-Pac, a brutal battle with Vampiro looming over his (Banderas) head. My thoughts: Good ending to the show. The match between 6-Pac and Classic was all kinds of fun and the post-match stuff set the stage for some interesting things down the line. Pac actually came off as somewhat sympathetic for being lied to, and then being destroyed, by Banderas. I kinda felt bad for Pac. …What is this world coming to? [70%] -------------------------------------- This show ended up being a bit longer than I wanted it to be but I'm still happy with it.
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Post by Brain Of J on Jan 21, 2013 11:42:38 GMT -5
Great show. Storylines are coming together slowly but surely. The main event is a hot scene, Kash's character is a great back-to-basics asshole, and you have the WSX spirit down. Love it.
Jed Shaffer ~Now to get to work on my show, with an unexpected day to myself. ;D
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Post by magiconz on Jan 22, 2013 22:41:16 GMT -5
Great show. Storylines are coming together slowly but surely. The main event is a hot scene, Kash's character is a great back-to-basics asshole, and you have the WSX spirit down. Love it. Jed Shaffer ~Now to get to work on my show, with an unexpected day to myself. ;D Thanks! Working around the "6 segments a week" restriction is a bit of a pain but other than that, I'm really enjoying writing this diary so I'm glad that it's showing.
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Post by comahan on Jan 31, 2013 7:53:55 GMT -5
Poor Scorpio Sky! Let him make his announcement, people!
I agree with Jed in that you have the WSX spirit down nicely. This is a really nice mix of fun & awesome so far.
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Post by magiconz on Feb 3, 2013 0:17:58 GMT -5
WrestlingHeat.com Season 2, Episode 3 of Wrestling Society X [57%] Recap by James Wilson Announcers: Lenny Lane & Kris Kloss It’s the most wonderful time of the week…Wrestling Society X! The fact that a cheesy wrestling show on MTV has become one of the highlights of my week tells me everything I need to know about my life right now. After the announcers hype up this week’s main event, Scorpio Sky vs. Vampiro, they are joined by this weeks’ musical guests, Fergie and will.i.am! Cause when I think of a wrestling show, I think of the Black Eyed Peas. On the other hand, Fergie isn’t looking bad. I wouldn’t mind showing her where MY love is. I also want see how “Fegailicious” she really is, if you know mean. …I would like to have sex with that woman if you don’t know what I mean. Enough sexual tension, it’s time for action! 1. This week, we dove straight into the action as That 70’s Team looked to boogie their way to a win over The Filth & The Fury in an opening round WSX Tag Team Tournament match. In the opening moments of the match, Teddy Hart and M-Dogg 20 used their blinding speed and tremendous teamwork to put the cocky throwback team on the back foot. At several points during this flurry of offense, Joey Ryan and Disco Machine took a page out of Larry Zbyszko’s playbook and fled to the outside in an attempt to regroup. On one of these attempts to regroup, Hart & M-Dogg decided to go after them in the best way that they knew… by flying over the top rope with simultaneous No-Rope Somersault Planchas! While M-Dogg managed to find his target and came crashing down on Disco, his partner wasn’t so lucky as he smashed against the hard concrete floor after Ryan moved out of the way! Seeing that his partner had crashed and burned, the former backyarder (M-Dogg) tried to go after Ryan but was only met with a Superkick from the 70’s enthusiast! With Hart still hurt on the outside, That 70’s team took their time in dissecting M-Dogg inside the ring, working over the helpless man with various tag team maneuvers. At one point, Ryan and Disco were so sure of victory that they got the referee to hold up a disco ball as they danced under it. Those cats can groove, can you dig it? The good times could only last for so long, however, as Teddy Hart re-inserted himself into the match by springboarding into the ring with a Double Clothesline onto both his opponents! From there, the match predictably broke down into anarchy as both teams went at each other full tilt in a complete and utter spotfest. Usually, this would be a no-no but the ref couldn’t do anything thanks to WSX’s “No DQ’s, No Count-outs” rule. Sadly for Ryan and Disco, no team is more familiar with “spotfests” than The Filth & The Fury and Ryan soon had his shoulders pinned to the mat for a three count after being nailed with an INSANE looking Assisted Canadian Destroyer (THIS: www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNE6SgOcCTg)!!! I literally jumped out of my seat when they hit that! The Filth & The Fury have moved on to the semi-finals! After putting over Hart & M-Dogg as one of the favorites to win the tournament, Kris Kloss stated that both the semi-finals AND the finals will take place at Showdown in the Sun! Will.i.am sounded pleased at this news. Or not. I couldn’t really tell. My thoughts: Probably the best match in the tournament so far. Ryan and Disco were great, chicken-shit heels and The Filth & The Fury can be really fun to watch. I still can’t get over how crazy that Assisted Canadian Destroyer was. [62%]- After a commercial for some shitty new MTV show airs, the cameras caught up with That 70’s Team, who were not in the best of spirits due to their loss a few moments ago, as they walked through the backstage area. Lamenting their recent loss, Ryan whined how much of a crime it was that “those ham-and-eggers” The Filth & The Fury beat them as his partner nodded in agreement. “For crying out loud, they can’t even do The Hustle!” Continuing to bitch, Ryan added that his neck and head were killing him thanks to that “clearly illegal” Canadian Piledriver. Disco Machine tried to lift his partner’s spirits by informing him that he had arranged for a couple of “foxy ladies” to party with them after the show and that they were waiting in their dressing room! Being the incorrigible poon hound that he is, this caused Ryan to perk up and the two all but ran to their dressing room to meet the hot women. They were in for a surprise, however, when they greeted by the sight of SeXXXy Eddy macking on their foxy ladies upon entering their dressing room! After informing the ladies of his rates, Eddy decided to give them a “preview” and began shaking his money maker to the sounds of squeals from the girls. Hell, I’m tempted to throw some dollar bills at the TV screen! Having seen more than enough, That 70’s Team shooed the women off and angrily confronted Eddy about “stepping in on their territory”. Eddy nonchalantly informed the disco duo that it wasn’t personal. “It’s just business. It just so happens that my business is VERY pleasurable. Hey, do either of you two have those girls’ numbers?” Fuming, Ryan told the male prostitute that he had just made the biggest mistake of his life by “trying to stick [his] stinger in [their] pollen.” The disco duo dared Eddy to find himself a tag team partner and take them on in a tag-team match at Showdown in the Sun! In an instant, Eddy accepted the challenge and looked on as Ryan and Disco left the room while making promises to “boogie-woogie” all over his face at SITS! My thoughts: And just like that, we have another match set for SITS. This was a nice segment that was made fun by the characters of the people involved. I want to know what Eddy’s rates are though. …PURELY FOR RESEARCH! Yeah. Research. [55%] - The cameras cut to a different part of the backstage area where Matt Sydal was wandering around. Seemingly looking for someone, it wasn’t long before Sydal bumped into a distraught Kaos. Sydal’s motives were soon made clear as he asked the former XPW star if he knew where Lizzy Valentine was. The master of the Shooting Sydal Press told Kaos that he hadn’t seen his girlfriend in two weeks and that she wasn’t answering his phone calls or responding to his texts. “She’s even ignoring me on Myspace AND Facebook!” After being told “no” by Kaos, Sydal asked him another question and told him to answer honestly. “Do you think she’s cheating on me?” The distraught Kaos informed the love bird that he had “no idea what that chica is up to” but he had a question of his own to ask Matt. That question being, “Have you seen Aaron (Aguilera) recently?” Kaos said that his partner had been M.I.A. since they had lost to Al Katrazz and Luke two weeks ago. “He really didn’t seem like himself after that match, you know? He’s usually so energetic and happy but after that match, he seemed so…depressed. I’m really worried about him.” Looking like he couldn’t care less about Kaos’ plight, Sydal rudely brushed past the SoCal veteran and told Kaos that he had his “own issues” to worry about and didn’t have time to look for somebody else’s partner. What a prick. My thoughts: Kaos isn’t a terrible talker but Sydal is the definition of anti-charisma. A segment becomes worse every time he opens his mouth. I’m not kidding either. I feel like a more boring person just from hearing him talk. Fuck this segment. [49%] 2. Our next matchup saw Kid Kash make his WSX in-ring debut as he took on “The Anarchist” Arik Cannon. Despite being cheered on by his friend Nic Grimes at ringside (Vic Grimes must still be indisposed after going through that exploding casket two weeks ago), Cannon just couldn’t seem to get out of the starting blocks for most of this match as Kash used his experience edge to dominate the young “Anarchist”. While on the offensive, Kash showed absolutely no respect for his opponent as he slapped Cannon in the face at various points in the match and even spit on him a couple of times! At one point, Kash even started verbally attacking Nic Grimes, telling her that she should be “in the kitchen fixin’ [his] dinner” instead of at ringside! Yay for misogyny! Kash ended up paying for his remarks, however, as the break in the action allowed Cannon to get his second wind. Rejuvenated, “The Anarchist” rallied his way back into the match, even managing to drop Kash on his head with a Release German Suplex at one point! Unfortunalty, Cannon’s offense was just too little, too late as a quick poke to the eye from Kash left him vulnerable to a Money Maker (Double Underhook Piledriver)! Although he clearly had the match won, Kash decided that he wasn’t through and headed to the top rope. Sending a message to all the young high-flyers in the back by yelling out “This is how you fly, you little sh**s!”, Kash brought his leg crashing down on Cannon’s throat with a Somersault Leg Drop! From there, the pinfall was academic and Kash was awarded his first WSX victory. Even after gaining the victory, Kash didn’t seem satisfied with his work and slowly approached Cannon, who was still clutching at his throat and writhing on the ground in pain. Seeing the imminent threat, Nic Grimes ran into the ring and stepped in between Kash & Cannon, ready to fight off Kash by herself in order to protect her friend. She didn’t need to, however, thanks to The Human Tornado and Jack Evans, who came running down the ramp! Seeing that he was greatly outnumbered, Kash bailed from the ring just as Tornado & Evans were entered it and ran into the crowd. Grabbing a mic from a ringside technician, Evans kept his words short and sweet. “Hey yo, Kash! We heard you talking all that crap about us last week, saying we ain’t ‘real wrestlers’ and such. Well, it’s time to put your money where your mouth is, old man. At Showdown in the Sun, it’s gonna be me, my n...” It looked like Evans was about to say the n-word but was stopped by a stern look from Tornado. “Uhh, my HOMIE Tornado, and you in a ‘Sky High’ 3-Way dance for the Top Flight Championship! You best get ready to fly, fool!” Empowered by the distance between himself and his two opponents at SITS, Kash yelled out that he was gonna “beat the piss out of” Evans and Tornado. Looks like another match is set for SITS! My thoughts: Solid match that did its job in putting Kash over as a legit threat. The post-match stuff also built towards SITS, which is always a good thing. Cannon also deserves some praise for going out of his way to make Kash look good. His Mohawk is still fucking stupid though. [64%]- After a quick commercial break, the show cut to a video that the announcers informed us was shot last week. In it, D.I.F.H., Tyler Black & Jimmy Jacobs, are being treated by medical personnel. This must have been after The Cartel brutally assaulted them and took their spot in the Tag Team Tournament. As both guys were being stitched up and having iced placed on their various bruises, they were approached by WSX backstage correspondent Lacey, who quickly asked them how they were doing after being assaulted by the Cartel. Stopping to look in the young woman’s eyes for an almost unsettling period of time, Jacobs responded, “I’m doing much better now that you’re here. You look as effervescent as ever, Lacey.” Taking a moment to blush at the compliment, Lacey informed the duo that as a make-good for them essentially being robbed of their spot in the tag tournament, they would be one of four teams in a 4-way Elimination Tag Team Match at SITS where the winning team would receive the first shot at whoever became the inaugural tag team champions! Jacobs didn’t seem too concerned with the huge opportunity, however, and continued to compliment Lacey on her beauty. He even went as far as to say, “The sun has nothing on the brightness that your smiling face can bring to a room.” Dial it back a notch, Don Juan. Blushing once again, Lacey thanked D.I.F.H. for their time and took her leave. Looking on lovingly at Lacey’s departing form, Jimmy sighed and asked his tag team partner if he had “ever been in love before”. “LOVE IS FOR THE WEAK!!! THE STRONG SURVIVE ON HATE AND ANGER!!! RAGHHH!!!” was Tyler’s response that caused to the medical staff working on him to recoil due to the loud noises coming out of his mouth. I bet Tyler hates his parents. Especially daddy. It’s ALWAYS daddy. My thoughts: Kind of a nothing segment, really. Hopefully, it will actually lead to something down the line. [47%]3. The main event was now upon us as Scorpio Sky made his way down to the ring with his high school awards in both hands, making sure to flash the camera his perfect pearly whites. After setting his awards down in the corner, “The Greatest” grabbed a mic and reminded us that he is WSX’s most decorated (“and good looking, I do say so myself) athlete. After taking a few more moments to put himself over, Sky informed us that he STILL had an announcement to make. “You all better be ready jump out of your seats and applaud when I make this announcement because it is that huge. Even people in wheelchairs will have to stand up. Tears of joy will flow from the eyes of each and every person that hears what I have to say. If you’re pregnant, be prepared to give birth right here and now because the excitement may be too much for your baby to remain confined in your womb. Yeah. It’s THAT huge. My announcement is that I am the…” Thankfully, Sky was cut off by the sound of Vampiro’s music! Dropping the WSX Championship that is still in his possession of at ringside, Vampiro made a beeline for Sky and knocked him down to the ground with a clothesline! Just like that, the match was officially underway! Vampiro controlled the early goings of the bout, practically mauling “The Greatest” and throwing him all over the ring. He even busted Sky’s nose with a Spinning Heel Kick! To Sky’s credit, the match did not end up being a squash match as he was able to muster up some offense after reversing a Vertical Suplex attempt into a DDT that spiked the former WSX champion on his head! Utilizing his speed advantage over his older opponent, Sky managed to stay out of Vampiro’s hands while picking up a few near falls on the Mexican wrestling legend. Having controlled most of the match, Sky tried to go in for the kill and slapped on a Triangle Choke on Vampiro! Gasping for air, it looked like the former WSX champ was going to fade away and pass out in the deadly hold but he managed to dig down deep and, in an impressive feat of strength, lifted Sky up into the air and brought him crashing back down to the mat with a Powerbomb! Vampiro was unstoppable for the rest of the match as he tore through “WSX’s most decorated athlete”. Sky tried to string together some more offense but Vamp would not be denied on this night and soon enough, “The Greatest” was the victim of a brutal Nail in the Coffin (Sitout Scoop Slam Piledriver) that led Vampiro to victory! Having picked up the victory, Vampiro collected the WSX championship and posed with it inside the ring as the crowd cheered him on. His celebration was cut short, however, by the appearance of Ricky Banderas on the ramp who demanded that Vampiro give back HIS WSX championship. When Vampiro told Banderas to “come get it himself”, the satanic WSX champion ran down to the ring and, in a scene very reminiscent of what happened two weeks ago, the two men began trading blows! Much like two weeks, the two were locked in a stalemate as neither one could knock down the other. This time around, the stalemate was broken by Banderas taking Vamp’s breath away with a knee to the gut. Momentarily unable to breath, the WCW alumnus was laid out with a Fireman’s Carry Facebuster (which the announcers called “La Muerte”)! Having won this battle, Banderas went to pick up his WSX championship off the ground but suddenly, the lights went out! With the bunker shrouded in darkness, the announcers speculated on what the cause of the blackout was. They got a pretty good idea of who caused it when the lights came back on and 6-Pac was standing behind Banderas! With no idea of who was standing behind him, Banderas turned around only to be met with a FIREBALL TO THE FACE! 6-PAC JUST THREW A GODDAMN FIREBALL IN THE FACE OF THE WSX CHAMPION! The announcers and the extras in the crowd went berserk over the fireball as 6-Pac did the DX crotch chop multiple times over the body of Banderas, who was rolling around on the ground and clutching his face! The degenerate’s motives for his actions quickly became clear as he picked up the WSX championship and exited the ring, all the while screaming at Banderas, “Looks like I can handle the fire after all, huh Ricky?!” The show concluded with the image of both Vampiro and Banderas laid out in the ring as the WSX championship was now in the possession of a degenerate hungry for gold. My thoughts: The actual match was fun (WILL SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN SCORPIO SKY?!) but the big story here was 6-Pac stealing the WSX title after throwing a MOTHERFUCKING FIREBALL in the face of Banderas. Hell of an ending, as far as I’m concerned. I honestly have no idea what’s gonna happen on next week’s episode as it’s the last one before Showdown in the Sun but I’m looking forward to it. [63%]
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Post by magiconz on Feb 18, 2013 3:46:34 GMT -5
WrestlingHeat.com April 25th, 2007 Season 2, Episode 4 of Wrestling Society X Recap done by Ernest Hemmingway Yeah right, it’s done by James Wilson Announcers: Lenny Lane & Kris “The Floss” Kloss Its go-home week in WSX land as this is the final show before Showdown in the Sun. Let’s see what the company can bring to the table. As the announce team is being joined by this week’s musical guest, Daughtry (he looks like a penis), Kloss informed us that due to his actions last week and insistence from both Ricky Banderas and Vampiro, 6-Pac was now a part of the WSX Championship match at Showdown in the Sun. In addition to that, the match was going to be contested under “Double Trouble” rules. “ What that means, ladies and gentleman, is that in order for a victor to be declared in the match, a wrestler must gain a pinfall or submission decision over BOTH of his opponents! You’re not gonna see that kind of action anywhere but WSX!” After taking time out to shill tonight’s BIG main event, Vampiro vs. 6-Pac, Lane and Kloss segued into the first match of the evening! 1. In the final first round match of the WSX Tag Team Championship tournament, Team Dragon Gate managed to handily defeat the Trailer Park Boys as a mysterious Japanese woman looked on from Team Dragon Gate’s corner at ringside. Nate Webb and Josh Raymond were able to stop the match from being a complete squash match by getting in some offense here and there but the match never truly left Masato Yoshino & Genki Horiguchi’s control thanks to their incredible speed. An evil smirk was etched across the mysterious woman’s face as she witnessed Yoshino force Raymond to tap out to his signature Sol Naciente (Straight-Jacket Triangle Choke) submission hold to earn Team Dragon Gate a ticket to Showdown in the Sun! After the match had ended and Raymond had carried his defeated partner to the back, the foreigners held the ropes down for the mysterious woman as she entered the ring with a mic in hand. Wearing an intricately designed kimono, the beautiful young woman revealed that her name was Francoise and that she was the daughter of Team Dragon Gate’s mouthpiece, Sakoda. She informed the crowd that her father had “some pressing matters to attend to back home” and that he had asked her to replace him as Team Dragon Gate’s manager. Francoise put Yoshino and Horiguchi over as the best tag team in all of WSX and claimed that they would soon have the belts to prove it. Looking directly at her men, Francoise stated that she was going to live up to her father’s expectations and make sure that “failure [was] not an option” for her new clients. Taking note of the threat lingering in the air, Yoshino & Horiguchi nodded their heads to show that they understood. Will Team Dragon Gate become the inaugural WSX Tag Team Champions at SITS? My thoughts: This match wasn’t good. It certainly wasn’t terrible but it wasn’t good either. Still, it accomplished its goal of putting over Team Dragon Gate as a dominant team and introducing the audience to their new manager. [54%] - Backstage, the cameras spotted SeXXXy Eddy talking to someone on a cell phone. It seems that the cameras only caught the tail-end of the conversation as we only hear Eddy say, “So, you’re sure you can be here this Sunday? …Great, thanks a lot. I really owe you for this one, buddy. See you Sunday!” before hanging up. That must have been his tag partner for his match against That 70’s Team at SITS! I wonder if he was talking to Val Venis. Hmmm… Anyway, after the male prostitute put away his phone, he was approached by a distraught looking Kaos. Taking a moment to look the man up and down, Eddy informed Kaos that he “charges extra for men.” A look of disgust crossing his face, Kaos told Eddy that he wasn’t here for anything like that. Much like he did to Sydal last week, the former XPW star asked Eddy if he had seen his partner, Aaron Aguilera, in the past few weeks. Kaos stated that he had asked most of the roster if they had any idea where Aguilera was but none of them had seen him. “It’s really not like him. Usually, he has an entire entourage traveling with him whenever he goes clubbing or something like that but nobody has had any contact with him recently. It’s like he’s…disappeared.” Fortunately for Kaos, Eddy informed the former XPW star that he actually saw Aguilera at a strip club that he moonlights at a few days ago. “He looked like he hadn’t shaved in weeks and he just kept ordering shots of tequila and lap dances. He didn’t even look like he was having fun. His face just looked…blank. The owner of the club told me that he’s been showing up there every night for the past couple of weeks. Here, I’ll give you the club’s address so you can go see for yourself.” After being handed a card with the address on it, Kaos bid the male prostitute farewell as he went off to continue his search for his partner. From the announce booth, Lenny Lane brought up the fact that it is crucial for Kaos to find Aguilera before Showdown in the Sun since Los Pochos Guapos are scheduled to compete in the #1 Contender’s four-team tag match at the event! My thoughts: Interesting segment. Kaos isn’t the most charismatic guy in the world but Eddy more than made up for it. I still maintain that Val Venis is gonna be Eddy’s partner at SITS. [59%]- After MTV had paid some bills by airing some commercials, we went to the WSX interview area backstage where, in a very familiar scene, Lacey was standing by with “The Greatest” Scorpio Sky. Having been interrupted from making his “big” announcement three weeks in a row, Sky seemed to have lost all of his usual cocky traits and instead wore a scowl on his face. Not even taking time out put over his high school awards, Sky told Lacey that he was sick and tired of being disrespected in WSX. “Trust me, all the people that have disrespected me are going to regret their actions when I make my announcement. I…” Surprise, surprise. Before Sky could finish his sentence, he was cut off by a ranting and raving Kid Kash that walked into the camera frame. Speaking to no-one in particular, Kash screamed that it was “bullsh**” that WSX officials were forcing him to pick a partner so that he could face The Human Tornado and Jack Evans in a tag match in a few minutes. “I could beat up those snot-nosed punks by myself! A partner would just weigh me down. Plus, all the arrogant little bastards that I’ve asked to be my partner so far have refused. Where the hell am I gonna find someone to team up with?!” Finally taking note of his location, Kash got a good look at a flustered Sky. After a moment of contemplation, he shrugged his shoulders and said, “You’ll do.” Before Sky could protest, Kash grabbed him by his shirt collar and dragged him off-screen, presumably towards the ring! Will Sky ever make his announcement?! My thoughts: At this point, hell will freeze over, pigs will fly, and Bruno Sammartino will be inducted into the WWE HOF before Sky makes his announcement. [61%]2. Being an unwilling participant in the match, Scorpio Sky watched on from the apron as Kid Kash did his best to show Human Tornado and Jack Evans what “being a wrestler really meant.” Deciding to go it alone for most of the match, Kash actually did fairly well against his younger opponents and controlled a good portion of the match. Reddening the chests of both Tornado and Evans with knife-edge chops, Kash trash-talked both men and referred to them as “trapeze artists.” Not taking kindly to the blatant disrespect shown to them, Evans and Tornado battled back and frustrated the former Kid Rock knockoff with their unorthodox styles by dancing out of any holds that Kash tried to apply. The veteran’s frustration reached a boiling point when a hard Pimp-Slap from Tornado nearly caused him to do a 360 spin! Clearly shaken up by Tornado’s strong pimp-hand, Kash tagged in his (unwilling) partner and told him to “prove his worth.” It was obvious from the moment that he stepped into the ring that Sky did not want to be there as he seemed to phone-in all his attempts at offense. Unfortunalty, he was dealing with a very game Tornado and Evans who took turns wowing the crowd with their high-flying moves as they countered Sky’s half-hearted offensive maneuvers. Seeing that his partner was struggling against the high-flying duo, Kash decided that he wanted nothing more to do with Sky and jumped off the apron, heading to the back in disgust. Shortly after Kash’s departure, “The Greatest (…in Monteclair High School history)” fell victim to a Torndo-Plex(Flipping release leg hook belly to back suplex) from WSX’s resident P-I-M-P and ate a 630 Splash from Evans to give “The Prince of Parkland” and his partner the victory! After the match, Tornado and Evans took some time out to show off their dance moves much to the delight of the crowd. It quickly turned into a contest between the two as they attempted to outdo each other with flashier and flashier dance moves. Finally, the two stopped dancing and went nose-to-nose with one another. Just when it seemed like they would start trading blows, they shared a complicated handshake (seriously, they must have fist bumped each other three times) as a sign of respect and stated that they would wait until SITS to see who was really the “flyest dude” in WSX! My thoughts: Wasn’t much of a match but the story it told was good. Kash came off as a bitter asshole and Tornado & Evans are always fun to watch. Man, does it suck to be Scorpio Sky though. [62%] - For the last time, the cameras went backstage where Jimmy Jacobs was sitting on a crate somewhere by himself. In his hands was a flower which he picked the petals off of, one by one, while saying to himself, “she loves me, she loves me not.” How cliché. Not surprisingly, the last petal that he pulled off indicated that whoever he was talking about does, in fact, love him. With a content sigh, Jimmy turned his head and stared off into space, seemingly day-dreaming about his “love.” The happy scene was broken up by Matt Sydal (OH GOD), who stormed onto the scene while looking less than pleased. Snapping out of his daydreams, Jimmy greeted Sydal and asked the master of the Shooting Star Press what it felt like to be in love. “Love? *scoff* What a bunch of crap! Let me tell you something, Jimmy. NEVER trust a woman. She’ll only break your heart and mess around behind your back with another man. Women are pure evil, I’m telling you. Devils with perky breasts and heart shaped butts!” Taking note of the bitterness in Sydal’s voice, Jacobs simply asked, “Is this about Lizzy (Valentine)?” Pausing for a moment, Sydal responded “Yes.” After some prompting from Jacobs, Sydal sat down next to the effeminate man on the crate and began pouring out his soul. Sydal explained that, until recently, everything was going great for him and Lizzy. “We were madly in love with each other and were the hottest couple in WSX.” Then…THAT letter showed up. “I’m positive that it was a love letter. If it wasn’t, why would she try so hard to stop me from reading it? Ever since that letter arrived, me and her have been at each other’s throats, arguing about every little thing. A couple of weeks ago, she moved her stuff out of our apartment and has refused to talk to me.” Sydal goes on to say that he really wants to make-up with Lizzy. “I miss going clothes shopping together. It’s embarrassing to go shopping at Hot Topic by yourself! Seriously, everybody there looks at you like you’re some kind of weirdo. I miss cuddling together on the couch while watching ‘The Hills.’ I miss her cooking. I miss…her. She’s my boo.” Awwww…how sickeningly sweet. Having listened to Sydal’s problems, Jacobs gave the heartbroken man some advice. “You should be telling this to her, not me.” The short but sweet words seemed to hit home for Sydal as he nodded his head in agreement and stated that he was going to talk to her at SITS so that they could work out their problems! Thanking Jacobs for his help, Sydal excitedly ran off-screen, determined to right the sinking ship that was his relationship. His work done, Jacobs sighed and rattled off a poem talking about how beautiful “young love” is. My thoughts: I freaking hate Matt Sydal. If I saw him driving down the street behind me, I throw a banana peel out the window so that his car would skid off the road like in Mario Kart. Fuck that guy and fuck any segments that he’s in. [45%] 3. The main event of the evening had all of the ingredients to be a Slobber Knocker as the second the bell rung, Vampiro and 6-Pac began trading blows. Having gotten possession of it after throwing a fireball in Bandera’s face last week, Pac came down to the ring wearing the WSX Championship in his tights, waving it around and pretending like it was his penis as he crotch-chopped everyone in the WSX Bunker. During the opening moments of the bout, Vampiro managed to shrug off kicks from the educated feet of his opponent and pummeled the degenerate with blows. With the majority of the crowd behind him (pockets of the extras seemed to be cheering for Pac), the Mexican wrestling legend forced 6-Pac to take a breather on the outside after nailing in the face with a Spinning Roundhouse Kick. Not wanting to give his opponent any time to recover, Vampiro bounced off the opposite set of ropes and came crashing down on 6-Pac with a Suicide Dive! ...Or, he would have had the degenerate not intercepted him with a Superkick! From there, the match shifted in TAFKA 123 Kid’s favor. Wanting to prove that he really did belong in the “Double Trouble” match at SITS, 6-Pac left the former WSX champion reeling with various kicks to the chest and head. At one point, the degenerate even nailed a beautiful Moonsault onto Vampiro that garnered him a long two count. The tide of the match would turn once again, however, when Vampiro was able to move out of the way of a Bronco Buster attempt, leaving 6-Pac’s balls a busted! Despite wearing the degenerate down with suplexs and Shoulder Tackles, Vampiro just couldn’t seem to keep his opponent down for a three count as even a Sitout Powerbomb wasn’t enough to earn him a victory. As the match went into the final stretch, both men looked exhausted as they traded punches in a desperate attempt to take their opponent off their feet. The stalemate was finally broken by Pac catching Vampiro with a Superkick! Before the degenerate could capitalize on this move, however, he was damn near speared out of his boots by Ricky Banderas, who had ran into the ring! With a furious look in his eyes, Banderas began stomping away at the man who stole his championship last week while screaming that he wanted “his property” back. Wanting to truly make 6-Pac pay for his actions, Banderas dragged Pac up to his feet and attempted to hit him with La Muerte! He was forced to drop 6-Pac, however, by Vampiro attacking from behind! The two men picked up where they left off last week and began hammering away at one another, their fight spilling out to the outside. At one point during the brawl, the two monsters even began trading chair shots to the back and head! The blood pouring down the faces of both men did nothing to quench their bloodlust as they continued to brutalize one another in hopes of coming out on top on the last show before their WSX championship match. It looked like the brawl was finally going to come to an end when Banderas low-blowed his adversary and put him in position for the La Muerte in the ringside area. It was not meant to be, however, as 6-Pac came flying out of the ring with a Somersault Plancha onto both men!!! Chants of “HOLY SH**! HOLY SH**” broke out in the WSX bunker as all three men lay in a broken heap. As the show prepared to go off the air with the image of all three competitors in the “Double Trouble” match laid out, Kris Kloss did one last hard sell for SITS. “Ladies and Gentlemen, that is just a TASTE of what these men are willing to do each other to become the WSX champion! Whatever you do, you do NOT want to miss Showdown in the Sun this Sunday right here on MTV and all of it’s affiliates. We will crown our first ever tag team champions and the three men that you see right now will compete in the first ever ‘Double Trouble’ match for the WSX Championship! All of that and more at Showdown in the Sun. SEE YA THIS SUNDAY!” My thoughts: Hell of an ending to the show. The main event was really good and the aftermath was even better. Honestly, I can’t wait until this Sunday! [71%]
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Post by magiconz on Feb 18, 2013 16:05:50 GMT -5
April 29th, 2007 Wrestling Society X presents: Showdown in the Sun (Tag Team Warfare!) A 3 hour extravaganza airing LIVE on all MTV affiliates! WSX Championship Double Trouble Match In order for a winner to be declared, a wrestler must gain a pinfall or submission decision over BOTH of their opponents!Vampiro vs. 6-Pac vs. Ricky Banderas© Semi-Final Match of the WSX Tag Team Championship Tournament Al Katrazz & Luke Hawx vs. The Cartel (Eddie Kingston & Delikado) Semi-Final Match of the WSX Tag Team Championship TournamentThe Filth & The Fury (Teddy Hart & M-Dogg 20) vs. Team Dragon Gate (Masato Yoshino & Genki Horguchi) FINALS of the WSX Tag Team Championship TournamentAl Katrazz & Luke Hawx OR The Cartel vs. The Filth & The Fury OR Team Dragon Gate Grudge MatchThat 70’s Team (Disco Machine & Joey Ryan) vs. SeXXY Eddy & WSX Top Flight Championship Sky High 3-Way!Human Tornado vs. Kid Kash vs. Jack Evans Four Team Elimination Match to determine the #1 Contenders to the WSX Tag Team Championship
Keepin’ It Gangsta (Ruckus & Babbi Slymm) vs. D.I.F.H. (Jimmy Jacobs & Tyler Black) vs. Los Pochos Guapos (Kaos & Aaron Aguilera) vs. The Trailer Park Boys (Nate Webb & Josh Raymond) PLUS, Matt Sydal will call out Lizzy Valentine to address their relationship problems!All of this and MUCH MORE, you don’t want to miss it! ------------------------- I know, I totally aped Jed's Triple Threat Theater match but it fit the story that I'm trying to tell. Hope it's not an issue. Predictions. Get em' in if you want.
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Post by Brain Of J on Feb 19, 2013 21:09:03 GMT -5
First, regarding the triple threat theatre ... I am continually amazed that the gimmick has caught on with so many people. Comahan's used it, Sforcina wants to get a booker to use it in real life ... and here I thought it was kind of obvious and simplistic. So, no, not a problem at all. I get a kick out of seeing the TTT take on a life of its own. If I ever see a promotion do it in real life, I might be able to die happy. Now, onto preds ... WSX Championship Double Trouble Match In order for a winner to be declared, a wrestler must gain a pinfall or submission decision over BOTH of their opponents!Vampiro vs. 6-Pac vs. Ricky Banderas©There's only a month of shows to go on, so it's hard to make a guess, but here's my best shot: there's no love lost between Vampiro and 6-Pac. Makes sense for Banderas to get the win and have him move onto another opponent while Vampiro and 6-Pac settle up. Semi-Final Match of the WSX Tag Team Championship Tournament Al Katrazz & Luke Hawx vs. The Cartel (Eddie Kingston & Delikado)Stab in the dark. Semi-Final Match of the WSX Tag Team Championship TournamentThe Filth & The Fury (Teddy Hart & M-Dogg 20) vs. Team Dragon Gate (Masato Yoshino & Genki Horguchi)After the way Team DG went straight-up NUTS on the Trailer Park Boys, yeah, Team Dragon Gate. FINALS of the WSX Tag Team Championship TournamentAl Katrazz & Luke Hawx OR The Cartel vs. The Filth & The Fury OR Team Dragon GateTeam Dragon Gate, yo. Grudge MatchThat 70’s Team (Disco Machine & Joey Ryan) vs. SeXXY Eddy & Not a freaking clue who SeXXy Eddy is gonna get for his partner, but I smell the "mystery partner must win" stipulation coming into play. WSX Top Flight Championship Sky High 3-Way!Human Tornado vs. Kid Kash vs. Jack Evans Kid Kash might be my favorite guy in your diary so far. Just an old school asshole. Lives up to Mick Foley's credo that a heel should believe what they say. Kash sounds like a bitter vet looking to smack around some whippersnappers, and that's what's happening here. Four Team Elimination Match to determine the #1 Contenders to the WSX Tag Team Championship Keepin’ It Gangsta (Ruckus & Babbi Slymm) vs. D.I.F.H. (Jimmy Jacobs & Tyler Black) vs. Los Pochos Guapos (Kaos & Aaron Aguilera) vs. The Trailer Park Boys (Nate Webb & Josh Raymond) TPB got OWNED in their last match. Aguilera is missing, and I get the feeling he won't be found in time for SitS. That leaves KIG and DIFH. My gut feeling says Jacobs has a storyline going elsewhere that hasn't bubbled to the surface yet (won't say it out loud yet ...), and that's gonna play into DIFH not winning. So, process of elimination, Keepin' It Gangsta. PLUS, Matt Sydal will call out Lizzy Valentine to address their relationship problems!Keeping my mouth shut here. Jed Shaffer ~Got one and a half segments left to write for Clash Of The Champions. The last two matches have been DIFFICULT.
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Post by magiconz on Mar 8, 2013 0:05:56 GMT -5
With any luck, the show will be done next week. It would have been done sooner but I have been absolutely swamped with school work in the past couple of weeks.
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