My Little WWE 2011 Diary: Wrestling is Magic

[thatponyguy]

After about three months of reading EWR and TEW diaries all over the interwebz I have finally decided to write my own, so… Yay.


Roster (Raw in red, Smackdown in Blue, NXT in yellow):
Main Eventers
Face: Big Show, Edge, John Cena, Randy Orton, Rey Mysterio, Triple H, The Undertaker
Heel: CM Punk

Upper Midcarders
Face: Christian, Evan Bourne, John Morrison, Kofi Kingston

Heel: Jack Swagger, Kane (World Heavyweight Champion), Sheamus, The Miz (WWE Champion), Wade Barrett

Midcarders
Face: Alex Martin (Alex Shelley), Beth Phoenix, Brian Kendrick, Chris Masters, Christopher Daniels, Daniel Bryan (United States Champion), DH Smith, Eve Torres, Ezekiel Jackson, Finlay, Goldust, Hornswoggle, Joshua Sabin (Chris Sabin), JTG, Kelly Kelly, Mark Henry, Melina, MVP, Natalya Neidhart (WWE Diva's Champion), Percy Watson, R-Truth, Santino Marella, Seth Rollins, The Great Khali, Vladimir Kozlov

Tweener: Darren Young

Heel: Alberto Del Rio, Alex Riley, Alicia Fox, Austin Helios (Austin Aries), Chavo Guerrero, Cody Rhodes, David Otunga, Dolph Ziggler (WWE Intercontinental Champion), Drew McIntyre, Heath Slater (WWE Tag Team Champion), Husky Harris, James Strong (Roderick Strong), Joseph Mercury, Justin Gabriel (WWE Tag Team Champion), Layla El, Maryse Ouellet, Michael McGillicutty, Michael Tarver, Michelle McCool, Primo Colon, Skip Sheffield, Ted DiBiase, Tyson Kidd, William Regal, Zack Ryder

Lower Midcarders
Face: Gail Kim, Kaval, Lucky Cannon, Titus O’Neil

Heel: Alex Koslov, Damien Sandow, Eli Cottonwood, Xavier Woods

NXT Rookie-Pro:
Alex Kozlov-Chavo Guerrero (0/0/0)
Damien Sandow-Alberto Del Rio (0/0/0)
Eli Cottonwood-Tyson Kidd (0/0/0)
Lucky Cannon-Chris Masters (0/0/0)
Percy Watson-JTG (0/0/0)
Seth Rollins-DH Smith (0/0/0)
Titus O'Neil-Ted DiBiase (0/0/0)
Xavier Woods-Ezekiel Jackson (0/0/0)

I’m using a December 2010 data pack, but due to a fuck up on my part the actual game begins on January 1st 2011 so just assume everything that happened in December of 2010 never happened.

[thatponyguy]

Monday Night Raw

Segment 1: The Miz, with his personal bitch boy A-Ry, is in the ring for an interview when the music of Randy Orton, who has a #1 Contender's Match against HHH tonight, hits and he makes his way down to the ring and he and Miz precede to insult eachother, with A-Ry playing cheerleader for The Miz of course.

Segment 2: #1 Contender's Triangle Tag Match

JoMo and R-Truth Vs. Vladimir Kozlov and William Regal Vs. Darren Young and Michael Tarver.

Ending: JoMo is in the ring with Vladimir Kozlov, William Regal runs in attempting to hit JoMo with Brass Knucks but JoMo ducks and Regal decks Kozlov, Truth hits the ring and promptly hits Regal with a Lie Detector, then tosses him out of the ring. JoMo hits Starship Pain on Kozlov for the three count. While all this was going on, Michael Tarver and Darren Young were arguing over who was better, completely forgetting about the bloody match.
Winners: JoMo and R-Truth

COMMERCIAL BREAK

Segment 3: US Title #1 Contender's Fatal Four Way match

Michael McGillicutty Vs. John Cena Vs. David Otunga Vs. Evan "Air" Bourne

Ending: Otunga takes out Bourne early with a Thrust Spinebuster off of the apron before being directed to drag Bourne to the back by Wade Barrett, leaving Cena to McGillicutty (Jesus, that name is a cunt to write, I'm just gonna call him Mike McG from now on). Cena, of course, beats the fuck out of McG, before CM Punk pops up outta nowhere and almost kicks Cena's bloody head off! McG quickly capitalizes with a McGillicutter for the upset victory!
Winner: Mike McG

COMMERCIAL BREAK

Segment 4: CM Punk is backstage with Josh Matthews. He rips into John Cena, calling him a "Pathetic excuse for a wrestler", his reason for attempting to decapitate Cena being that he (Punk) is sick of being called second-best to John Cena.

Segment 5: Singles Match

Wade Barrett Vs. Daniel Bryan

Ending: Bryan is taking it to Barrett, well on his way to a victory when the #1 Contender to the US Title, Mike McG, hits the ring with a chair and decks Bryan, leaving him easy pickings for the leader of The Nexus. After the match Barrett and McG beat the shit out of Bryan.
Winner: Barrett.

Segment 6: John Cena is backstage, and like CM Punk, is with Josh Matthews. He basically says that Punk is full of crap.

COMMERCIAL BREAK

Segment 7: The Miz is in the ring with his bitch boy. He insults both HHH and Randy Orton, claiming that it doesn't matter who wins tonight, as he could easily beat either man.

Segment 8: Singles match

Zack Ryder Vs. Santino Marella

Ending: Filler. Ryder wins with the Rough Ryder.

COMMERCIAL BREAK

Segment 9: Tag Match

Gabriel and Slater vs. Mark Henry and Goldust

Ending: The Tag Team champs dominate from beginning to end, finishing up with a 450 splash from Gabriel to Goldust.

Segment 10: Randy Orton is in the ring, he told The Miz to pray that he (Orton) doesn't win tonight.

COMMERCIAL BREAK

Main Event: WWE Championship #1 Contender's Singles match

Randy Orton vs. HHH

Ending: After a good back-and-forth match HHH has Orton in position for The Pedigree, Orton fights out of it, hits his backbreaker move thing, then nails the RKO and it's over. After the match The Miz hits the ring and bonks Randy in the face with the WWE championship, he then hits the Skull Crushing Finale down onto the title before posing to end the show.

[thatponyguy]

OOC: NXT and Superstars I will only post results for, mmkay? Mmkay.

1: Seth Rollins and DH Smith d. Ted DiBiase and Titus O'Neil cleanly

2: Damien Sandow d. Lucky Cannon via interference from Alberto Del Rio. Chris Masters ran out to save his rookie.

3: Video plays hyping Percy Watson

4: Alex Koslov d. Ezekiel Jackson via Guerrero-ference. They beat down Zeke post-match

5: Xavier Woods talks shit about Percy Watson

6: Percy Watson d. Xavier Woods when Woods' pro, Big Zeke, stops him from cheating.

[thatponyguy]

WWE Superstars

1: The debuting Austin Helios, better known as Austin Aries, d. the returning Brian Kendrick via Side-lateral-Indian-Steel-Chain-Shot

2: The debuting Motor City Machine Guns, Alex Martin and Joshua Sabin, better known as Alex Shelley and Chris Sabin, d. Dolph Ziggler and his partner, the debuting James Strong, better known as Roderick Strong.

3: In a battle of the NXT pro's Chavo Guerrero d. Chris Masters via Koslov-ference. Lucky Cannon tries and fails to save his Pro, post-match.

4: In our 4th debut of the night Daniel Bryan d. the debuting Christopher Daniels. Post-match Bryan was attacked by Mike McG.

5: The Miz, with A-Ry, comes down to the ring and talks shit about Randy Orton, when he is cut off by...

6:
The new music of the returning Rated RKO! Rated RKO make fun of The Miz and A-Ry before Kane's music hits and our Main Event begins.
Rated RKO d. The Miz and Kane via botched A-Ry-ference, into a Spear on Kane by Edge, then a Double RKO on Miz.

[Brain Of J]

Good start so far. I'll be reading.

Jed Shaffer
~Poor ADR, stuck on NXT.

[thatponyguy]

OOC: 'twould seem I cannot sleep, so: More EWR.

WWE Friday Night Smackdown!

Segment 1: Edge is in the ring. He calls out Kane, they insult each other a bit. They're about to start throwin' punches when refs and wrestlers hit the ring to hold 'em back...

Segment 2: As Teddy Long's music hits! Following his usual formula of "Arrive>Make Tag Team Match>Leave", he books Kane and Jack Swagger vs. Edge and Rey Mysterio as tonight's Main Event.

COMMERCIAL BREAK

Segment 3: WWE Diva's Championship#1 Contender's Triangle match

Beth Phoenix vs. Gail Kim vs. Michelle McCool

Ending: Kim is out of it at ringside after a Yakuza Kick from McCool. Phoenix and McCool are goin' at it in the ring when Phoenix ducks a clothesline and nails the Glam Slam for the easy three.
Winner: Beth Phoenix

Segment 4: Tag Team match

Seth Rollins and DH Smith vs Slater and Gabriel

Ending: Rollins and Smith, who are, for some reason (OOC: I ran out of people Smackdown's roster) on Smackdown and not NXT, actually put on a damn good showing against the Tag champs but alas, a well-place thumb to the eye followed by a low blow from Gabriel to Rollins set up a 450 Splash... that misses, due to a little help from John Morrison and R-Truth! Rollins stands and nails a sweet~ Avada Kedavra on Gabriel for the 1-2-3. Post-match JoMo and Truth beat down Gabriel and Slater.
Winners: Rollins and Smith

COMMERCIAL BREAK

Segment 5: Singles match

Christian vs Finlay

Ending: Finlay dominates the whole match, Christian does a Babyface comeback, followed by a Killswitch for the three. Post-match the two shake hands.
Winner: Christian

COMMERCIAL BREAK

Segment 6: Tag team match

Austin Helios and Joseph Mercury vs Christopher Daniels and Kaval

Ending: Helios and Daniels are in the ring, Daniels lifts Helios up for the Angel's Wings but Helios' legs hit the ref as he's lifted! Mercury then proceeds to get into the ring and whack Daniels in the back with a chair, then turning around and smacking Kaval in the face with it. Helios climbs to the top and comes down on Daniels like a ton of bricks with a 450 Splash, before floating over into the Last Chancery for the Submission win.
Winners: Helios and Mercury

Segment 7: Yet another Tag Team match

Motor City Machine Guns vs Rhodes and McIntyre

Ending: Rhodes low blows Sabin, then covers him. Martin breaks it up, before being charged at by Drew McIntyre! Martin ducks and pulls down the top rope and McIntyre goes over. Sabin is back up at this point and he and Martin nail Stereo Super Kicks on Rhodes before following up with the Skull & Bones for the win.
Winners: Motor City Machine Guns

Segment 8: Vickie Guerrero and Dolph Ziggler are on their way down to the ring, ripping on Ziggler's opponent for the night: MVP.

Segment 9: Singles match (Yay)

Dolph Ziggler vs Montel Vontavius Porter

Ending: Vickie climbs up onto the apron in an attempt to distract MVP, but ends up feeling a Ziggler Super Kick after MVP dodges. MVP hits the Play Of The Day for the win.
Winner: MVP

Segment 10: Rey Mysterio and Edge are backstage, they hype up their match against Kane and Jack Swagger.

Main Event: Tag Team match

Edge and Mysterio vs Kane and Swagger

Ending: Kane has a hold on Edge, Swagger has the WHC in hand and both the ref and Mysterio are out. See where this is going yet? Swagger attempts to remove Edge's head with the title but Edge ducks and Swagger cleans Kane's clock. A quick Spear to take Swagger out then a cover on Kane and it's over. After the match Kane and Swagger argue a bit before Kane takes Swagger out with a Chokeslam. Kane stands in the ring glaring at Edge, who is standing at the top of the ramp, as the show fades to black (OOC: That remind's me, I need to hire Kazarian)

[thatponyguy]

Dec 30, 2012 9:13:13 GMT -5 Brain Of J said:

Poor ADR, stuck on NXT.

I cannot stand ADR, so it's NXT for him 'til he gets to Upper Midcard in-game

[thatponyguy]

Monday Night Raw!

Segment 1: The Miz, with A-Ry, is in the ring talking shit about Randy Orton, when Orton's music hits and he runs down to the ring with a chair. Miz and A-Ry, of course, run for it.

Segment 2: Tag Team match

JoMo and R-Truth vs Alex Koslov and Chavo Guerrero

Ending: Koslov and Guerrero are in this match because they bitched about Rollins being on Smackdown. The rookie and pro put up a good fight but JoMo and Truth are simply too much... So Justin Gabriel and Heath Slater run down to ring with chairs and beat the crap outta JoMo and Truth, causing a DQ. Chris Masters and Lucky Cannon run out to save JoMo and Truth after the match.
Winners: JoMo and Truth by DQ

COMMERCIAL BREAK

Segment 3: Tag Team match (I have a tendency to book a lot of Tag matches, don't I?)

Spanky and The Dragon (Brian Kendrick and Daniel Bryan) vs Husky Harris and Mike McG

Ending: D-Bryan is just about to kick McG's head into the front row when Wade Barrett runs on down with a chair in hand. He attempts to hit Bryan with the chair but Bryan ducks and Barrett takes out McG! Spanky hits the ring and Super Kicks Barrett's chair into his face whilst D-Bryan locks McG in the LeBell Lock for the tap out win.
Winner: Spanky and The Dragon by submission

Segment 4: Singles match

Austin Helios vs John Cena

Ending: Helios controls most of the match 'til SuperCena does his babyface comeback... only to be stopped by CM Punk trying to behead Cena with his foot. Helios goes up and nails the 450 Splash for the three. After the match Helios and Punk kick the shit out of Cena
Winner: Austin Helios

COMMERCIAL BREAK

Segment 5: CM Punk is backstage, he essentially reiterates what he said last week with one little addition: "I'm not alone in my crusade, Cena."

Segment 6: JoMo and R-Truth are backstage when suddenly Justin Gabriel and Heath Slater show up outta nowhere with chairs! They beat the crap out of JoMo and Truth.

Segment 7: Santino Marella and A-Ry are in the ring, about to start a match when 'We Are One' plays over the speakers, signalling the arrival of The Nexus. They proceed to flog the fuck out of Santino and Gay-Ry, before leaving.

Segment 8: Singles match

James Strong vs Zack Ryder

Ending: Wow... the crowd took a huge, steaming shit all over this match. Strong won with the Gibson Driver after dominating the entire match.
Winner: James Strong

COMMERCIAL BREAK

Segment 9: CM Punk is backstage when John Cena attacks him. They brawl around for a bit before Cena nails Punk with an Attitude Adjustment through a conveniently placed table.

Segment 10: Singles match

William Regal vs Randy Orton

Ending: Regal goes for the Brass Knucks shot but Orton ducks and nails an RKO out of nowhere! Then The Miz's music hits, Orton turns towards the entrance ramp, but Miz comes up from behind with a Skull Crushing Finale! The ref rings the bell, giving Orton the match by DQ.
Winner: Randy Orton by DQ

Main Event: After the match The Miz and Regal look as if they're gonna fuck Orton up a bit when they're interrupted by... The music of the King Of King's: HHH!
Singles match

HHH vs The Miz

Ending: HHH has Miz in position for The Pedigree, when Gay-Ry appears out of fucking nowhere to whack H in the back of the head. Hunter turns towards Riley, completely unfazed, when Miz grabs him from behind and nails the Skull Crushing Finale! 1-2-3 and that's all she wrote. Post-match Randy Orton came out and RKO'd Miz as HHH Pedigree'd Gay-Ry.
Winner: The Miz by Gay-Ry-ference

[thatponyguy]

WWE NXT

1: Ted DiBiase and Titus O'Neil d. Xavier Woods and Ezekiel Jackson via opponent miscommunication. Woods and Jackson argued after the match

2: Damien Sandow d. DH Smith via Del Rio-ference in what was actually a pretty good match.

3: Percy Watson was backstage, putting himself over.

4: Alberto Del Rio d. JTG via cheating

5: Alex Koslov d. Lucky Cannon via Guerrero-ference. Chris Masters failed to save his rookie post-match.

6: Seth Rollins d. Eli Cottonwood and Percy Watson in a triangle match via botched Kidd-ference. Only the rookie who gets pinned gets an L on their record.


Current NXT Standings:
Alex Kozlov-Chavo Guerrero (2/0/0)
Damien Sandow-Alberto Del Rio (2/0/0)
Eli Cottonwood-Tyson Kidd (0/0/1)
Lucky Cannon-Chris Masters (0/0/2)
Percy Watson-JTG (1/0/0)
Seth Rollins-DH Smith (2/0/0)
Titus O'Neil-Ted DiBiase (1/0/1)
Xavier Woods-Ezekiel Jackson (0/0/2)

[thatponyguy]

WWE Superstars

1: John Cena is in the ring when he is suddenly attacked from behind by Austin Helios and James Strong! Cena, using his SuperCena Powers™ he fights back, actually getting Helios up on his shoulders for the Attitude Adjustment, before being attacked from behind by a chair-wielding man who looks suspiciously similar to Colt Cabana… Wait a minute, it is Colt Cabana! Cabana hits Cena with the chair a couple of times before Cena once again uses his SuperCena Powers™ to fight back, that is until CM Punk shows up and damn near kicks his bloody head off. Punk grabs a mic from ringside, before saying the following: “I told you I wasn’t in this alone, didn’t I Cena? These men… are wrestlers, not Superstars. These men, along with me, are The Code of Honor. James Strong, Austin Helios and my close, personal friend Colt Cabana… together we are some of the greatest wrestlers in the world today. And our purpose is to purge the WWE of ‘Superstars’ and bring Professional Wrestling back to what it once was: Wrestling. Not this ‘Sports Entertainment’ bull[BLEEP]. And you John… you’re just the first of many…” Punk then laughs sinisterly and walks away, Colt Cabana following him. Strong and Helios stay in the ring as they have a match up next.

COMMERCIAL BREAK

2: The Code of Honor (James Strong and Austin Helios) d. The Motor City Machine Guns via Punk-ference. Cena comes down to save the MCMG post-match.

3: The debuting Colt Cabana d. the also debuting Amazing Red once again via Punk-ference. And once again Cena makes the save.

COMMERCIAL BREAK

4: Mike McG/Dolph Ziggler d. D-Bryan/MVP via Vickie-ference. Post-match beat down on D-Bryan and MVP

5: Edge is in the ring when Kane suddenly appears from underneath the ring, hitting Edge in the back with a chair, then Chokeslamming him down onto it. He then drags Edge outside the ring and Tombstones him onto the ring steps! Medical personnel come down and take Edge away.

6: Randy Orton d. Kane by DQ via Miz and Gay-Ry-ference. Post-match Orton RKO’s his way through Miz, Kane and Gay-Ry.

[thatponyguy]

WWE Friday Night Smackdown!

Segment 1: Edge is in the ring, when the lights go out and Kane appears. Long story short, Kane Tombstones Edge onto a chair, bloodying him.

Segment 2: Tag Team match Gabriel and Slater vs. Motor City Machine Guns
Ending: Slater is in the ring with Martin, whom he hits with a pair of Brass Knux that he pulled out from his undies. 1-2-3 aaaand it’s done. Post-match JoMo and R-Truth hit the ring and beat up Slater and Gabriel, ending with Truth nailing a Lie Detector on Gabriel and JoMo nailing a Starship Pain on Slater.
Winners: Gabriel and Slater

Segment 3: Familiar music hits as BOOKER T makes his return to the WWE! He announces that he is not, however, returning as a competitor, but as a manager! He is here to introduce his first client: Reasonably well-known Indy talent KEVIN STEEN! Kevin Steen comes out to Metallica’s Some Kind Of Monster, as Booker puts him over as a great talent, etc.

Segment 4: Singles match Kevin Steen vs. Finlay
Ending: Essentially a squash, with Booker helping to squash any sort of offense Finlay can mount. Steen finishes with an awesome Package Piledriver, after Book trips Finlay up after an Irish whip. Finlay takes a two-on-one beatdown post-match.
Winner: Kevin Steen

COMMERCIAL BREAK

Segment 5: Tag Team match Max Buck and Amazing Red (World Domination Wrestling, my only competition hired Jeremy Buck before I could, the bastards) vs. Darren Young and Michael Tarver
Ending: I Set My Friends on Fire’s Things That Rhyme With Orange plays over the speakers as the newly formed Team of Max Buck and Amazing Red make their way to the ring, their opponents are already in the ring, as they are Jobbers and do not deserve a televised entrance. Anywho, Buck and Red get the W after a 450 Splash from Buck followed up by a Shooting Star Press from Red.
Winners: Max and Red

Segment 6: Singles match Dolph Ziggler vs. The returning Charlie Haas!
Ending: Jobber squash alert! Ziggler beats Haas via Vickie-ference and a Zig-Zag. MVP comes out to save Haas post-match.
Winner: Dolph Ziggler

COMMERCIAL BREAK

Segment 7: T-Lo is backstage and he books Rey Mysterio vs. Kane as tonight’s Main Event!

Segment 8: MVP is backstage, where he is attacked from behind by a chair-wielding Dolph Ziggler. The Fantastic Mr. Ziggles hits a Zig-Zag onto the chair to finish up the beating.

Segment 9: Singles match Cody Rhodes (W/ Drew McIntyre) vs. Christopher Daniels (W/ Kaval)
Ending: Kaval and Daniels come out to new music, Marilyn Manson’s The Fight Song. Anywho, Rhodes beats Daniels with some help from McIntyre. Kaval helps Daniels with getting rid of Rhodes and McIntyre post-match.
Winner: Cody Rhodes

Segment 10: Singles match Kofi Kingston vs.
Ending: Kofi is in the ring waiting for his opponent when the shouted words: “GORE! GORE! GORE!” Go through the arena as RHYNO makes his return to the WWE! He brutalizes Kofi, finishing up with the GORE! After the match Rhyno nails another GORE! On Kofi.
Winnner: Rhyno

COMMERCIAL BREAK

Main Event: Singles match Rey Mysterio vs. Kane
Ending: Kane dominates for most of the match, before Rey makes a false-hope Babyface Comeback but gets put down by a Chokeslam. After the match Edge gets into the ring and Spears Kane out of his boots!
Winner: Kane

Official Royal Rumble Card:
1: Gabriel and Slater vs. John Morrison and R-Truth (For the Tag Team Titles)
2: Dolph Ziggler vs. MVP (For the Intercontinental Title)
3: Daniel Bryan vs. Michael McGillicutty (For the US Title)
4: John Cena vs. CM Punk
5: The Royal Rumble Match
6: The Miz vs. Randy Orton (For the WWE Title)
Main Event: Kane vs. Edge (For the World Heavyweight Title)

OOC: I have completely done away with the Diva’s division as I will barely use the Divas so… I fired ‘em and retired the belt. Also: I’d like to take this time to ask for some feedback. Just simple shit, what ya like, what ya don’t like, workers you’d like to see more of, workers you’d like to see less of, etc.

[thatponyguy]

WWE 2011 Royal Rumble!

Dark Match: 4 Corners Tag Team Match

The Code Of Honor vs. Motor City Machine Guns vs. Max and Red vs. Kaval and Daniels

Ending: Great match that The Code Of Honor win after a sweet Powerbomb/Missile Dropkick combo.

Segment 1: WWE Tag Team Championship match

JoMo and R-Truth vs. Gabriel and Slater

Ending: A good match and a great opener that Gabriel and Slater win when Gabriel ducks a JoMo Super Kick that hits R-Truth. Slater nails the Sweetness and sends JoMo out of the ring, then covers Truth for the 1-2-3. After the match JoMo and Truth argue.
Winners and still Tag Team Champs: Gabriel and Slater

Segment 2: WWE Intercontinental Championship singles match

Montel Vontavius Porter vs. Dolph Ziggler.

Ending: Ziggles enters to new music: Downstait’s Here To Show The World. A great match that sees the Fantastic Mr. Ziggles win with a Zig-Zag after some interference from Vickie Guerrero.
Winner and still WWE Intercontinental Champ: Dolph Ziggler

Segment 3: WWE United States Championship singles match

Michael McGillicutty vs. Daniel Bryan

Ending: For the second time tonight someone enters to new music, as D-Bryan comes to the ring to The Offspring’s You’re Gonna Go Far, Kid. (With the “Dance, fucker, dance” part censored, of course) Anyway, a pretty good match that Mike McG wins after a chair shot from Wade Barrett followed up by a McGillicutter for the three count. Post-match Evan Bourne, for some reason, runs out to save D-Bryan.
Winner and NEW WWE US Champ: Michael McGillicutty.

Segment 4: John Cena is backstage, where he essentially calls CM Punk’s crusade a bunch of crap.

Segment 5: Singles match

John Cena vs. CM Punk

Ending: Yet another entrance to new music as Punk walks to the ring to A Breach Of Silence’s There Will Be Blood. About as good of a match as you can with Cena involved. Cena wins after a screw up from Colt Cabana and an STF for the submission win. After the match Punk and Cabana go to attack Cena but are stopped by a chair-wielding Brian Kendrick?! The hell?
Winner: John Cena

Segment 6:

The Royal Rumble Match.

Ending: It comes down to John Cena, Wade Barrett and Triple H. Cena is eliminated due to interference by CM Punk. Barrett and Hunter brawl for a bit, when HHH kicks Barrett in the stomach and sets up the Pedigree! Barrett counters, however, lifting H up onto his shoulders before throwing him over the top rope with a Wasteland!
Winner: Wade Barrett!

Segment 7: WWE Championship singles match

Randy Orton vs. The Miz

Ending: Considering the men involved, this was a damn good match that saw The Miz get the win after some Gay-Ry-ference followed up by a Skull Crushing Finale for the Uno-Dos-Tres.
Winner and still WWE Champion: The Miz

Segment 8: World Heavyweight Championship singles match

Edge vs. Kane

Ending: Kane had enough of Edge kicking his ass around the ring so he boinked him with a chair to get himself DQ’d. After the match Kane uncharacteristically ran for the hills as the PPV faded to black. (TNA has Kazarian on a written contract, bastards)
Winner: Edge by DQ


Updated Roster! As with before Raw in red, Smackdown in blue and NXT in yellow.

Main Eventers
Face: Big Show, Edge, John Cena, Randy Orton, Rey Mysterio and Triple H
Heel: Chris Jericho, CM Punk, The Miz and Kane.

Upper Midcarders
Face: Alex Martin, Christian, Christopher Daniels, Daniel Bryan, Evan Bourne, John Morrison, Joshua Sabin and Kofi Kingston
Heel: Cody Rhodes, Drew McIntyre, Jack Swagger, Justin Gabriel (One half of the WWE Tag Team Champions), Sheamus and Wade Barrett.

Midcarders
Face: Brian Kendrick, Charlie Haas, Chris Masters, Darren Young, DH Smith, Ezekiel Jackson, Goldust, JTG, Max Buck, MVP, Percy Watson, R-Truth, Santino Marella, Seth Rollins, and Zack Ryder
Heel: Alberto Del Rio, Alex Riley, Austin Helios, Chavo Guerrero, Colt Cabana, David Otunga, Dolph Ziggler (WWE Intercontinental Champion), Heath Slater (One half of the WWE Tag Team Champions), Husky Harris, James Strong, Joseph Mercury, Kevin Steen, Michael McGillicutty (WWE United States Champion), Michael Tarver, Primo Colon, Rhyno, Shawn Hernandez, Skip Sheffield, Ted Dibiase, Tyson Kidd and William Regal.

Lower Midcarders
Face: Amazing Red, Kaval, Lucky Cannon and Titus O’Neil
Heel: Alex Koslov, Damien Sandow, Xavier Woods.

Openers: None.

Jobbers: None

Managers: Booker T (Manages Kevin Steen), Paul Bearer (Currently in rehab, manages Kane)and Vickie Guerrero (Manages Dolph Ziggler)

Stables: The Code of Honor (CM Punk (Leader), James Strong, Austin Helios and Colt Cabana) and The Nexus (Wade Barrett (Leader), Michael McGillicutty, Heath Slater, Justin Gabriel, Husky Harris and David Otunga)

[Brain Of J]

For the most part, I'd say the diary is developing nicely. You're getting over different talent (McGillicuty is an unexpected choice, but hey, it's new), the Code Of Honor is a cool idea (although why Colt got to keep his indie name and the rest didn't ...) and you're laying down the foundation for a strong future beyond the normal main eventers. The format is simple but effective, like a fan recap of a live event.

My one ... concern? Yeah, concern ... in only a few shows, you've debuted a LOT of talent from the indies, and they've all come in hot. I understand the midcard was thin, but the massive raid of the indies, while neat, just seems like too much, too fast. It's made the roster WCW-esque in its hugeness. Not sure there's room for everybody, not without a purge to balance the scales.

Also ... this is just something that stuck out in a bad way ... "Gay-Ry"? Can we not use "gay" as a negative adjective? It's unnecessary and, for me, offensive.

Jed Shaffer
~And read my newest event, posted two days ago! *cheap plug*

[thatponyguy]

Jan 1, 2013 11:22:04 GMT -5 Brain Of J said:

For the most part, I'd say the diary is developing nicely. You're getting over different talent (McGillicuty is an unexpected choice, but hey, it's new), the Code Of Honor is a cool idea (although why Colt got to keep his indie name and the rest didn't ...) and you're laying down the foundation for a strong future beyond the normal main eventers. The format is simple but effective, like a fan recap of a live event.

My one ... concern? Yeah, concern ... in only a few shows, you've debuted a LOT of talent from the indies, and they've all come in hot. I understand the midcard was thin, but the massive raid of the indies, while neat, just seems like too much, too fast. It's made the roster WCW-esque in its hugeness. Not sure there's room for everybody, not without a purge to balance the scales.

Also ... this is just something that stuck out in a bad way ... "Gay-Ry"? Can we not use "gay" as a negative adjective? It's unnecessary and, for me, offensive.

Jed Shaffer
~And read my newest event, posted two days ago! *cheap plug*

McGillicutty is being pushed simply because he's the most talented guy in my midcard that I had nothin' else for. The CoH is an idea inspired by five stables: you stables; The Honor Guard and The Family, real life stables; The n.W.o and The Age of The Fall and a stable in this fantasy booking thing I found a while back called The Edge of Honor. Colt kept his indy name 'cause I couldn't think of a better one.. And besides; Why would I change an extremely intimidating name like Colt Cabana?!
My roster is actually due for a purge after my first month. Ya wanna know somethin' funny? Most of the indy guys I've brought in, Daniels, Helios, Strong, MCMG's, Cabana and Steen, got over quick as fuck but the ones I'm actually trying to get over, Kaval, Max Buck and Amazing Red can't get over for the life of 'em!

The Gay-Ry thing... I had a feelin' that'd offend someone... Yeah, I'll stop it now.

Pony Guy
»Totally stealin' your thing. I read all your showz the day you post 'em.

[thatponyguy]

Fuck, fuck, fuck, FUCK! My USB got corrupted causing me lose all of my fucking data! FUCK! So my game is lost. I'll be starting a new diary tomorrow. That is all.