My First EWR Diary

[wesphoenix]

HAW Diary:

Keeping A diary of my new EWR Game. Might as well ya know? This is EWR 4.0 So it's 2002-2003 rosters. Soooo yeah. Here we go!



Background Check. Starting as a regional promotion with 95 PI and about 10,000,000 in cash... I know that makes it super easy but I didn't want to fail on this one just in case...



The name of the promotion is Hardcore Association of Wrestling or HAW. I have two titles. The World and Hardcore titles. 0 TV Shows and Currently 1 large show a month. 2 managers and 14 active wrestlers. A few people in Developmental and a Training Camp because I forgot to make those none.



*THEME SONGS*

Air Paris: Cocky - Kid Rock

Balls Mahoney: Big Balls (ECW Theme)

Bull Buchanan: Evil - Project 86

Carly Colon: Cool - Jim Johnston (I cannot picture him without this theme.)

Frank Shamrock: Stemm - Face the Pain

Johnny Smith: Lost in You - Rod Stewart

Kaz Hayashi: Hail to The King - Avenged Sevenfold

Lash LeRoux: Runnin' Away - Bud Guin

Mark Briscoe: Gimme Back My Bullets - Lynyrd Skynyrd

Messiah: Messiah - Handel

Ricky Morton: Hound Dog - Elvis Presley (Fight me it works.)

Roadkill: Loaded - Chris Goulstone

Vampiro: Voices - Motionless in White



Managers don't got 'em. Sorry.

All good? Lets get to the juicy stuff then.



PPV 1:

Hardcore Anniversery



Angle:

Mark Briscoe of all people opens the show welcoming people to Hardcore Anniversery.

"Welcome everyone. To Hardcore Anniversery. The first show of HAW. I want to thank you all for coming on behalf of our new owner, Stan Hansen. Sadly my brother couldn't be here tonight. However I am here to let you all know that I will be wrestling here, representing the Bris-!"

Sneaking through the small crowd, Kaz Hayashi spins Briscoe around and hits him with his own dang finisher. WOW. What a prick.



Match:

Wenzel vs Roadkill

Hardcore Match:

Clean finish: Roadkill Wins

Wenzel beats up poor referee Rock Austin. What a prick.



Match:

Frank Shamrock vs Johnny Smith

Singles Match:

Shamrock wins by Cheating

Johnny Smith chases him to the back before Shamrock can escape through a limo. What a prick.



Match:

Air Paris vs Lash LeRoux

Singles Match

Interference by Dutch Mantel: Air Paris Wins

Paris remains in the ring, celebrating the victory with Mantel after shaking hands.



Angle:

Mantel stays in the ring and grabs a mic explaining that he will be managing Air Paris from here on out. Paris saying something along the lines of "This is my show now b****es." Wow... What. A. Prick.



Match:

Carly Colon vs Ricky Morton

Singles Match

Clean finish: Morton Wins

Morton Celebrates in the crowd while Colon cries to his dad. Like a whiney baby.



Interview

Messiah is backstage. He talked trash about Vampiro. Saying something about how he will be the god of wrestling forever. Don't ask me I can't follow what this man says. Some guy with a god complex.



Title Match:

-- HAW Hardcore Title Match!

Balls Mahoney vs Bull Buchanan

Hardcore Match

Clean finish: Buchanan Wins

They fight their way to the locker room followed by cameramen until they get broken up by Road Agents. Buchanan saying something along the lines of: "If you want some more just call me. I'd be happy to knock you around some more."



Title Match:

-- HAW World Title Match!

Vampiro vs Messiah

Special Guest Ref is Dutch Mantell

Fastcount Finish: Messiah Wins

Vampiro beats up Mantell afterwards. Thumbs up from me. Beat up Zeb- I mean Dutch.





TL:DR

Ratings:

55%

67%

75%

72%

65%

58%

70%

66%

72%



OVR 68% (Thumbs up from me. Not too Shabby... Probably shoulda put in a match instead of an angle to start but... Eh.)



Before my next show WWE decided to be a bunch of pricks and signed 2 wrestlers from me. Mark Briscoe and Frank Shamrock. In response I signed more developmental guys.

New active roster looks like this:



Main Eventers:

Faces:

Johnny Smith

Roadkill

Vampiro



Heels:

Air Paris

Carly Colon

Messiah (World Champion)





Upper Midcarders:

Faces:

Bull Buchanan (Hardcore Champion)

Lash LeRoux

Ricky Morton



Heels:

Balls Mahoney

Kaz Hayashi

Wenzel



Noone under uppermidcarders are active. What can I say. I don't have too much room. Plus ya know... Dev.

Plus I ain't got no tag teams yet. So. We'll have to wait and see what develops as we go on.



Feuds:

Major 3:

Faces Heels

Ricky Morton vs Carly Colon

Vampiro vs Messiah

Bull Buchanan vs Balls Mahoney



Minor Feuds:

Lash LeRoux vs Air Paris

Roadkill vs Wenzel





New Signing Alert:

Tito Ortiz has been rumored to be negotiating a switch to professional wrestling. Specifically with HAW. citing tensions with Generic MMA Promotion higher ups as the reason.


Sorry that I didn't go into details about the matches... My bad. I was thinking, eh. It seems easier to do it this way and if something important goes down I will write something specific. Other than that... Basic matches it is.

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Halloween of Hardcore:
Roadkill Interview:
"Mean" Gene Okerlund: "Ladies and Gentleman. Welcome to Halloween of Hardcore. I am Mean Gene. And I am here with Roadkill. Roadkill as of late Wenzel has been talking a lot about how much he wants to... Ahem... 'destroy and dismember you.' Do you have any words on that?"

Roadkill: "I have only one thing to say to Wenzel... CHICKENS!"
Roadkill storms off angry.

Mean Gene: "Well there you have it?"
OVR: 64

Angle:
A cameraman chases after Roadkill. Only to see him lying on the ground with a crowd around him, blood pouring from his head. Paramedics come over to help, although nobody seems to know who was responsible for the attack.
OVR: 65

Colon Interview:
Gene: "I... I apologize for you having to see the damage done to Roadkill... We are currently trying to find out what ha-"
Carly Colon: "Hey hey hey. I am the one being interviewed. That's not cool Mean Gene. Not cool at all."
Gene: "You're right. However understand that I, not you, run the interviews here."
Colon: "What did you say to me old man? You know you aren't the only old man who I will be pushing around tonight Gene. Ricky Morton is probably the only person here more out of touch with what cool really is than you."
Colon takes a bite of his apple and debates spitting it at Gene. Gene flinches and Colon laughs.
OVR: 75

Match: Air Paris vs Ricky Morton
Air Paris wins Clean
Handshake after the mat- Wait no! Air paris just lays Morton out with a right hand. "I am the biggest star here old man!" Slingshot Legdrop. Morton lays on the ground.
OVR: 62
CR:57
MQ:67
(Not bad. Could be better.)

Angle:
Dutch Mantell comes out onto the ramp, and announces that he has found a new wrestler to manage. Out comes Tito Ortiz, making his professional wrestling debut, joining Dutch and the HAW Roster.

OVR: 75

Match: Lash LeRoux
Kaz Hayashi wins after Air Paris interference.
Air Paris destroys LeRoux with a steel chair leaving him bloodied in the ring.
OVR: 68
CR: 63 (Ugh)
MQ: 73

Angle:
Bull Buchanan is walking down the rampway when Balls Mahoney runs down smashing him with a baseball bat and running off with the HAW Hardcore Title belt. Bull gets back up and finishes his way to the ring. He has a match to do. Balls can wait.
OVR: 60 (FUUUUU-...)

Match: Messiah vs Bull Buchanan
Buchanan wins Clean
Messiah runs away screaming into the ring about gods or something...
OVR: 67
CR: 63 (bleh)
MQ: 72

Hardcore Match: Vampiro vs Balls Mahoney
Balls wins through Messiah Interference.
Vampiro goes on a rampage and beats both men up after the match.
OVR: 57 (oof)
CR: 56 (AHH)
MQ: 59 (OH COME ON!)

Balls Mahoney gained 2 overness from this match. one good thing at least.

Changed the format a bit. Thought it'd work better.